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Started by Muhsin, April 26, 2007, 03:07:17 PM

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Dan-Borno

Bari na fasa kwai kawai - Muhsin directed me to tell
you what happened:-

You see, he saw this lady a makarantansu and somehow
they started dating, that was only three weeks ago and
because of the ramadan activities coupled with the exams
they could not have enough time to spend together, so
their intimacy is below 10%.

So, after the exams, there was an exchange of addresses
between YARON AUNTY and his new CATCHY.  He has made
up his  mind that this is the right girl for him to take to
RAYYAN, he was so excited when he come to know that she
is studying LAW because he has been dreaming to marry
a lawyer.

So, on 28th of September, 2008, they successfully met based
on their appointment at one recreational centre, the one very
close to the GRA Hospital.

After a long chat with the lady. YARON AUNTY is overwhelmed
with the way the lady presented herself and her future ambition
to marry a YOUNG NOVELIST (unpublished) - kash , what broke
the camel's back was when YOUNG NOVELIST asked the lady
woman her date of birth and she says 1968 - Young Muhsin nearly
fainted on the spot, though he managed to control his voice, the
lady woman continued telling YOUNG NOVELIST that she
married 3x and begat 16 children and promised to live in peace
with MUHSIN if he agreed to marry her.

YARON AUNTY ko sallama bai yi mata ba, sai ya buga LIFAN dinsa
ya nufi gida.

Since then, Muhsin, yana ta cizon yatsa, duk inda ya tafi sai yace
Quote from: Muhsin on September 29, 2008, 07:15:16 PM
Mts...guys. Wata yarrinya ce... :-X
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

Jibo

Haka ne DB! Haba ba banza ba. Shi yasa nace ko ya gamu da wata 'pretty face'. Ashe ko haka aka yi anyi biyu ke nan. To DB ai kaga sai ya kare labarin nan na 'This Pretty Face' THREAD KO? Tunda yana da practical experience. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
A lazy youth is definitely a begging adult! Bata hankalin Dare ka yi suna!: Fas'alu ahalil zikri, inkuntum la ta'alamun!

Dan-Borno

"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

amira

Quote from: Dan-Borno on October 01, 2008, 07:51:29 PM
Bari na fasa kwai kawai - Muhsin directed me to tell
you what happened:-

when YOUNG NOVELIST asked the lady
woman her date of birth and she says 1968 - Young Muhsin nearly
fainted on the spot, though he managed to control his voice, the
lady woman continued telling YOUNG NOVELIST that she
married 3x and begat 16 children and promised to live in peace
with MUHSIN if he agreed to marry her.

YARON AUNTY ko sallama bai yi mata ba, sai ya buga LIFAN dinsa
ya nufi gida.


DB you are a real joker, ciwon kai nike dashi amma saida ka sani dariya
Lol.
Allah sarki Mushin dont worry you will find another.
*Each day is definately defining me and finding me*

Tukurtukur

#1039
   
Quote from: Tukurtukur on October 01, 2008, 12:27:35 PM
........ Ina TKTK yake kazo ka dan shafa mishi kai ko ya farfado! Allah sarki da sallan nan! ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;)
[/quote]

I am with u jibo, do not bother about muhsin.  he is up to the tasks.
"Iya ruwa, fid da kai"
[/quote]


NA GAYA MAKA MALLAM JIBO.  KA BAR MUHSIN.
LET HIM SORT HIMSELF OUT.

gogannaka

Muhsin age ain't nothing but a number.
Idan tayi maka kawai ka rifta.
Besides she can take care of you better.

Kuma nan gaba ba kowanne detail ake gaya wa DB ba,har da wani gaya mai park din da kuka je.


Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

gogannaka

Anty Husnaa,jibo and TKTK,ku saka ran ku a inuwa.
Gaisuwar da aka je ba tawa ba ce. Its my friends gaisuwa.
Ni kam sai nan gaba inshaallah.


How am i feeling today?
Tempted.
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

Jibo

Allah Sarki! Ya kamata mu samo maganin 'temptation'. Shi ya kama Muhsin da sallan nan! Gashi ya kama GGNK.To Allah dai Yasa ba temptation din wata ce ba. Ka san da sallan nan na ga abubuwan sha'awa da yawa! ;D :D ;D :D
A lazy youth is definitely a begging adult! Bata hankalin Dare ka yi suna!: Fas'alu ahalil zikri, inkuntum la ta'alamun!

Muhsin

Quote from: Dan-Borno on October 01, 2008, 07:51:29 PM
Bari na fasa kwai kawai - Muhsin directed me to tell
you what happened:-

A ina mukai haka da kai, DB!

Where is my lawyer (IBB)? Start preparing... ya kuke ce mar? Ni dai I'll sue you DB for 'kage da kai min. :'( :'( :'(

Quote from: amira on October 01, 2008, 09:09:10 PM

Allah sarki Mushin dont worry you will find another.[/color]

Let say it were true what he said, haka kawai zaki ce?

Ku kuma Jibo and GGNK, zan zo kanku!
Get to know [and remember] Allah in prosperity & He will know  [and remember] you in adversity.

IBB

Quote from: Muhsin on October 02, 2008, 02:14:52 PM
Where is my lawyer (IBB)? Start preparing... ya kuke ce mar? Ni dai I'll sue you DB for 'kage da kai min. :'( :'( :'(

Ai haka za'ayi, we shall claim that his (DB) Honda Accord 1990 model as a compensation for the damages. Ko kaima kayi retire from Lifan to Hala, ko ya kace?
IHS

Jibo

Quote from: IBB on October 02, 2008, 07:31:21 PM
Ai haka za'ayi, we shall claim that his (DB) Honda Accord 1990 model as a compensation for the damages. Ko kaima kayi retire from Lifan to Hala, ko ya kace?

To Muhsin da IBB abin da kuka shirya ke nan. Wato ance sai Muhsin ya zo da Honda Accord 1990 ne za'a saurare shi! To kai dai Muhsin ta haka zaka samu Honda 1990? Amma dai DB sai ka shirya ka samo 1990 Honda tuda babu specification ko wata mai kama da 'halaka'(Tsohuwar Hala) sai a bashi in suni nasara fa! ;D ;D ;D ;D
A lazy youth is definitely a begging adult! Bata hankalin Dare ka yi suna!: Fas'alu ahalil zikri, inkuntum la ta'alamun!

*~MuDa~*

Quote from: Dan-Borno on October 01, 2008, 07:51:29 PM
Bari na fasa kwai kawai - Muhsin directed me to tell
you what happened:-

You see, he saw this lady a makarantansu and somehow
they started dating, that was only three weeks ago and
because of the ramadan activities coupled with the exams
they could not have enough time to spend together, so
their intimacy is below 10%.

So, after the exams, there was an exchange of addresses
between YARON AUNTY and his new CATCHY.  He has made
up his  mind that this is the right girl for him to take to
RAYYAN, he was so excited when he come to know that she
is studying LAW because he has been dreaming to marry
a lawyer.

So, on 28th of September, 2008, they successfully met based
on their appointment at one recreational centre, the one very
close to the GRA Hospital.

After a long chat with the lady. YARON AUNTY is overwhelmed
with the way the lady presented herself and her future ambition
to marry a YOUNG NOVELIST (unpublished) - kash , what broke
the camel's back was when YOUNG NOVELIST asked the lady
woman her date of birth and she says 1968 - Young Muhsin nearly
fainted on the spot, though he managed to control his voice, the
lady woman continued telling YOUNG NOVELIST that she
married 3x and begat 16 children and promised to live in peace
with MUHSIN if he agreed to marry her.

YARON AUNTY ko sallama bai yi mata ba, sai ya buga LIFAN dinsa
ya nufi gida.

Since then, Muhsin, yana ta cizon yatsa, duk inda ya tafi sai yace
Quote from: Muhsin on September 29, 2008, 07:15:16 PM
Mts...guys. Wata yarrinya ce... :-X

LOL...Oh my God i cant believe i am seeing this, this is by far the first post i am reading as soon as i stepped in, Allah sarki Muhsin, yanzu haka aka yi, how come you did not recognise the foul play in the game since? Ai i believe no matter how young a 1968 born is ai za agane, dont worry boy, such is the Experiences of life. LOl....(he falls)!
...He begot not, nor is He begotten!
www.articlesdir.co.cc

Dan-Borno

Quote from: *~MuDa~* on October 03, 2008, 05:28:31 PM
....Ai i believe no matter how young a 1968 born is ai za agane...

ur welcome back muda, but these days, you hardly
differentiate between the old folks, infact, the old
folks look beautiful than irin yaran yanzu, try attending
any of these big girls party.

How am I feeling?

Lonely.  I will resume playing ball tomorrow!!
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

HUSNAA

#1048
Quote from: Dan-Borno on October 03, 2008, 06:29:47 PM
Quote from: *~MuDa~* on October 03, 2008, 05:28:31 PM
....Ai i believe no matter how young a 1968 born is ai za agane...

ur welcome back muda, but these days, you hardly
differentiate between the old folks, infact, the old
folks look beautiful than irin yaran yanzu, try attending
any of these big girls party.


How am I feeling?

Lonely.  I will resume playing ball tomorrow!!


sounds like a past time for u DB  ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
Ghafurallahi lana wa lakum

Tukurtukur

Sannu da zuwa, Muda, i am wondering if you are the mudacris before before?

I am feeling fantastic today! why?
I am happy that muda is back, the administrator and has promoted me from Full Member to Sr Member.
I am inviting you all to my hotel accommodation for the celebration on 29 Oct.  You will all receive the invitation thru p-mail or e-mail.
Please indicate your acceptance and readiness to attend.