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21 Reasons Why The English Language Is So Hard To Learn
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1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend
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Malam Bamalli, I want to ask your kind permission to use this thread in other forum.
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Permission is granted my brother
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The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert,
thereby getting his just desserts
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
It bucks
He drove the drove out of the bushes
Here is another one, although its better said than written:
There was a boy called Wright who wrote right wrong. So his teacher said:
'Right Wright, write right right, right away!'
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Quote from: HUSNAA on March 13, 2008, 04:23:43 AM
teacher said:
'Right Wright, write right right, right away!'
I guess the English are bad in spelling. Dunno may be we cant pronounce them 'right/Wright/write
How about: C for Cake, why not K for Kake since K is for Kiosk, Kingdom or if C is pronounced as K why not Ciosc, cingdom
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Thats English language, guys. The most enigmatic language I ever encounter. LOL
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