Today, Friday 11th January, 2008, exactly 8 - 830PM (Nigerian time) I will be clocking 1 year as an active registered member of this great online forum. I must confess that its really a success story for me, I have so much benefited throughout this one year.
Sometimes in June 2003 I registered as mustafa, then I was a novice, and so many laughing stock in my posts, then I forgot my password and did not ask the admin as at that time. I can still remember my first THREAD in kanoonline when I was bearing mustafa. Please take your time and follow this link to see a brief summary of my post - but dont laugh.
http://kanoonline.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=497;sa=showPostsDuring that period, IBB and Mudacris replied to my thread as follows:
Malakacalla sannu da zuwa.daga ina kake? chibok?
Admin yace kaba shi zanna ka samu shiga
Husnaa, this is where i learned how to harrass and intimidate newbies.
While Muda in his usual authoritative manner also fired at me:
Inalillahi wa ina illaaihi raji'un? when waz kanoonline transpormed in2 a lub kwanekshion website? abi it waz during ze serba pailure? :?:
All these happened in 2003, I dont include them as being part of my time at kanoonline.
Since my absence in 2003, I resurfaced again in January, 2007 after scaling through various educational levels, this time more firm, steadfast and eager to stay online with kanoonline. Its not easy tracing my first post in January 2007, but I managed
to get one as follows:
Listen o ye in the house. I think you are deviating from the part, the issue here is all about seizure of goods, those this affect all the pilgrims or only those who are engaged in shopping spree?
Precisely speaking we all knew the habits of our Nigerian pilgrimage (i have never performed one) but reliable sources and from what we see at our local Airports, you will come to the conclusion that, it is not a pilgrimage but SHOPPING (especially women (sorry Hajia)). Imagine an ALHAJ buying a set of cushion chairs, bed sets, room dividers including mattresses in the name of Hajj.
I think the Saudi Government are just trying to discourage the likes of the above type of pilgrims, who instead of concentrating on asking for forgiveness and Allah's bounties, they spend their time in shopping, and at the end of the day, they can not even pay for the excess luggage at the Airport.
As for Ete's advice to boycot hajj, I am sorry, u misunderstood Islam, Hajj as my brothers have earlier mentioned, is a Fard (Obligatory), so long as you are a Muslim and have the means, you must perform it no matter.
So, guys, lets understand and direct each other.
That time, there is one notorious guy, ETE, infact ya so ya shiga hancin Auntyn Muhsin tukun ta fyace shi seriously with her Anti-Terrorist Missile "VOTE ETE OFF THIS FORUM". I must confess that this is one of the most powerful thread in Kanoonline, especially when the author is a woman (Beijin Declaration). She single handedly frustrated the effort of Ete. I tried using my negotiation skills, amma ina, shima shege ne, amma I trust Auntyn Muhsin, ta nuna masa Ilimin zaman duniya da kuma age is wise. I want to seize this medium to say "Husnaa, you are really a brave woman, though we differ on matters of politics and other areas of life, but I have no doubt in your judgements, especially when it relates to "life in whole", I pray you continue this in Kanoonline and elsewhere".
I wont forget my friend, who when I was a NEWBIE, encouraged me and showed me how to argue and frustrate/prolong argument on board, with an open hands, Alkanawi accepted me the very first time i landed and I will never forget this kind gesture. I really missed his presence, though he promised to come back, I say to Alkanawi "This forum will never forget your contribution, no matter the situation, remember you
have E-friends who needs you".
That was how I started in kanoonline. No matter what I am going to say, it will never translate how happy I am to be in this forum, the nature of my job has separated me from seeing my friends and family at home, I am left with kanonline friends - and it has served the purpose of friendship to me. I spent 12 - 15 hours daily in my office, you know
what it means (for those of you who work the normal 8 hours).
Admin./Danyaro – duk kai kadai gayya. How I wish I can give you a helping hand on this onerous task and difficult decisions to take sometimes, I wish you the best and hope you will keep on cracking your brain to the benefits of this online resource. My suggestion is that, you should include an article section within the forum page not the main home page, this will encourage us to also start posting article or make comments on articles of our intellectuals. However, generally, I rate your online forum as one of the best in terms of members and adaptation. More grease to your elbow.
Muhsin Dan Makaranta, your courage to stay online and interact with intellectuals like Nuruddeen, Waziri, Husnaa and host of others will surely be an advantage to your side. By the time you take from all sides, you will be the CHAMPION in this forum - i bet you my dead grandfather.
Bakangizo, my only words for you is, keep it up. The forum started with guys like you, and needs you to survive, I wish you the best of luck in your all future endeavours.
Babban abokina a Kanoonline, GOGANNAKA, i doubt if we ever differ on any burning issue, we both think the same way, except that may be we will differ on issue of polygamy ko? Dont mind me, one must come to terms with the other. Your controversial and hottest topic on kanoonline Are we romantic?
? Surely indicates how you so much cherish How the hausa man should change his romantic way of life. We Have learnt so much. Allah ya saka da alkheiri, keep the fire burning.
IBB manyan gari, I heard that you will soon be confered with the 2007 Award of "SAURAYI MAI FARIN JINI" in this forum. Though it seems WADUZ is eyeing this post also, lets leave the choice to the single ladies in the forum.
Myself, Ummita, Mumcee, Mufi, Ummutameem, Amira, Hafsy Lady, Bee and my one and only true love, the only mosquitoe in my net and the only pillow on my bed H****e, I wish you the best of luck, especially singles among you. Myself, you so much distinguished yourself among so many, you have Taken the steps of Auntyn Muhsin, each time you make a post, it Looks and sound controversial. Your threads “HEY COME IN AND
INTRODUCE YOURSELF” and “SECRET CRUSH” are something To write about, you made so many ladies and gentlemen confess their Old times secrets – good thinking and keep it up. Each time hafsy lady checked in the forum, she usually leaves a mark, I was curious to check her profile and found out that she is an OLD SCHOOL, no doubt she knows the intrigues at kanoonline.
JewelAbdulgee, though comes once in a while, but so much believe that the hausa man has a specific problem which if identified can be corrected. I am sure this will not be unrelated to his mixture with other different crops of people in Nigeria, somehow, he appreciates the lifestyle of others which makes him to always question the hausa man. I bet you Abdulgee, the world is turning into a global village, and sooner or later, only two cultures will be left in the whole world – modern and othordox, then the hausa man will have the option of choosing one.
Malam Anas, kwana biyu shiru, I understand your quest to uphold and adhere strictly to Islamic Rules, but in a mixed system like the one we are operating in Nigeria, I suggest you loosen your belt a little. As I always say, there are so many rivers to cross, for now, stick to your private duties, a time will come, when no one will question your directives, then you will impose whatever and the society must follow your decision, for that time, they needed your service. Sai hakuri, da so samu ne, da dukkan duniya sun zama musulmai masu tsoron Allah.
Haven’t met Blaqueen before, but I must congratulate whoever she is that her THREAD ‘this or that’ has been a resting point and starting point to all members. I usually start with your thread each time I have nothing to post. I hope to meet you electronically.
Wai ina NENE ne? ta leko ta koma, Alkanawi jointly with Myself has frustrated her effort to join this group despite Husnaa’s and my efforts to put her on track We hope to see her soonest.
To our intellectuals; Professor and Waziri leads, then young crops such as Nuruddeen, Lawwali, Sheriff and others who I cant recall, I say a giant thank you. I on several occasion disagree with you just for me to see your reasons and how far you can hold on a firing squad. However, Nuruddeen I have this to say to you “One day, you will ascend to the top as President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and you will expect us to support and encourage you to lead this country to Eden. Most of these leaders never planned to ruined this country, but so many confusion and arithmetics of leadership they cant solve with addition of lack of support and encouragement from elites resulted in them misbehaving. We further aggravate and compound the issue when we predict that even in future they cant do nothing good. Lets preach to them in a manner of SERVANT-MASTER relationship, both tyrant and God fearing leaders needs obedience. I bet you, time will come when you will plug the fruits of your labour well riped. You are an intelligent and gifted writer, this I know after compiling all your write ups together. You can change them, but only when you change also. Allah ya bada sa’a, amma please come back to kline lets enjoy ourselves.
The Chit-Chat Moderator, Honourable (Dr) Alhaji His Royal Highness the Mouse and Keyboard of Kanoonline, Mudacriss, Congratulations for maintaining the chit-chat board, one of the most frequently visited board on kanoonline forum. Your patience and decision on period of National Crises is so encouraging and soon, with the permission of Danyaro, we will promote you to 2ic to Admin.
Alhajin Allah na Bajoga, ko dai ka bi wata TAKARI ne, just send an email and we will organize an online walima for that. Allah ya kawo ka lafiya. You are very encouraging and have patience. Good luck. When you come back from your pilgrimage, inform NAIJAGIRL that Mudacriss is waiting for her.
Allahu Akbar Kabiran, with profound respect, I wish to mention the name of the most reverend imam of our time, Waliyullahi Alsamdani Fakihi Wa Hujjatul Islam Sheik Aminullahi Bamalli. Your religious sermons and fatwas are still reigning in our mind. We so much appreciate your posts and we wish you Allah;s forgiveness. Don Allah ka dawo the Admin is proposing giving you the Islam sub forum to moderate.
The worst and annoying member I met on this forum is TOFUTOKUWA, wani irin bungu ne ma bansaniba. Each time I see her online, she irritates me. Check this out in her thread WHY IS DAN BORNO ANGRY WITH ME
and check this one also, i don’t know ko zagi ne ko yabo ne, I bet you ko itama bata san me take rubutawa ba. Help me examine it in her thread TO DAN-BORNO
Salam
I would not like to give his name for his privacy but I would prefer to describe him to you in the most odd way
There was a dark moth, she is living in the total dark gloomy place
She was left alone and the world did not notice her existence
so she also does not know the world existed for she had her own world
One day, just like any ordinary day, an extraordinary thing happen
There was this guy, whose statue was like a prince began to notice him
He called "beautiful" and "lovely" when she was only ordinary moth
the word that she never heard honestly to everyone ever since her existence
He was about to rest on one Palm trees and took a look at this moth
He has the air of royalty, and when he speak
He has the tone of honesty and his aura burst like a saint worth vindicating
He has also the face of a glimmering star scintillaring out of abyss
To sum it all, he is man every girl creature can dream about
She followed that man while he was in the oasis, savoring every moment
She know she should crawl on his underside and stick to him forever
but she was so much afraid to get out of the water
She was a moth who must be in water all the time
she never risked to live in the desert only to dries up
Actuallty, his name means "dessert" in Arabic
Now as she stare across the vast Saharan Dessert
She had wished she had risked her life instead
but she was of no choice
She was an insect born in the water and could not evolve
She was a stupid insect
As she gazed, she strongly wished that man
Once again, cross the oasis, even just step by
For even she was a fossil, she will be still waiting
Am I make an enigma out of this? Actually, no it is only my heart talking after all
The only John Paul I know is the Pope last year have been dead 
I have so many memoirs to write on kanoonline members, however, time will not allow me and I hate subjecting my fellows into reading too many write up. To sum it all, I wish to say than you to ALL MEMBERS, those who out of forgetfulness I did not mention their names, don’t be offended, and to those members who register but are shy to make a post, I encourage you to do so.
Allah ya kaimu badin badada
FAJARRA.
