Alhamdulillah, President Yar Adua's return!!!

[EMTL]

ladies and gentlemen, gogannaka is on yar'adua's
payroll, so never mind what he says, ci karenka
babu babbaka.

Assalamu alaikum,
DBN,
How much is your monthly pay from Good-locked?

[Dan-Borno]

the sum of Patriotism Naira per day, what a good pay lol.
kai dai ranka ya dade kayi shiru tunda nigeria tayi muku
fama, free primary school, free secondary and free university
including tea, lunch and dinner in our cafeteria now turned
to dormitory.

[Muhsin]

Wanne dare ne jemage bai gani ba.

Mutum ya sauka daga mulki a najeriya. Kan bala'i.
Mu masses ne,bamu taba dana mulkin bane shiyasa muke ganin kamar abu ne mai sauki.

I read that conclusive report on BBC earlier today:

Analysts say that the struggle for the leadership is really about money.

Whoever holds power also has access to a patronage machine - oiled by billions of dollars from the Niger Delta.

That is a prize that many people are willing to fight for, our correspondent says.

Very true, wallahi.