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chit-chat / MUSLIM BROS N SIS (RAMADAN KAREEM)
« on: October 28, 2003, 11:30:46 PM »
My Muslim Brothers and Sisters,

Assalam-o-Alaikum

Wish you all a very Happy and blessed Ramadan, with a hope that you all remember us in your prayers. May all the blessings and our prayers in this holy month shall be heard and accepted. May Allah give us all the right direction and keep us in His shelter (ameen)

Wa'Salam

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chit-chat / Re: HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« on: November 08, 2003, 12:43:03 AM »
we have other states  flight discussion and we  gonna release it soon.

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chit-chat / Re: HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« on: October 24, 2003, 09:59:22 PM »
ok once again.who got us? 1/2 sy.we the kanawas r very intelligent kun gane? dis just a joke amma duk abin alheri ai sai kano. if we look into ur states ai sai muji kunya duka.

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chit-chat / Re: HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« on: October 20, 2003, 01:30:04 AM »
hey this is just a joke.ku bar yiwa kanawa tsiya.have u guys forgotten. kano ko dame kazo an fika.

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chit-chat / HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« on: October 07, 2003, 03:31:15 PM »
Hausa flight discussion
 A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace.
 very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport.
 "Aminu kano airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007"
 "Do you copy?"

 Kano tower;- "yes Alhaji Smith we kofi"

 British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults"

 Kano tower;- "kai haba!"

 British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt get that"

 Kano tower; - "okay phlight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?"

 British Airways; - "Negative power in engines dead"

 Kano tower;- "Walahi?"

 British Airways; - "Negative didnt copy"

 Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand pit?"

 British Airways;- "negative tower, wings wont respond"

 Kano tower;- "kai!"

 British Airways;- "negative did! nt copy that tower"

 Kano Tower;- "okay d flane will kom down in som tym due to low injin fawa,
 ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due 1st sebenty digri"

 British Airways;- "Negative, cant activate the landing gear"

 Kano tower;- 'wayyo!'

 British Airways;- "awaiting order, flight 007"

 Kano Towers;- "okay refit apfta me"

 British Airways;- "okay what?"

 Kano Tower;- "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN
 RASULULLAHI!            

  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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chit-chat / FAMILY PROBLEM OR CONFLICT!!!!
« on: November 21, 2003, 05:08:34 AM »
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young
widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. Later my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father
became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my
half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the
grandfather of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother.
This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my fathers wife, I'm my stepmothers brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my fathers nephew and I'm My own  grandfather! And you think you have family problems!

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chit-chat / Re:  A RIDDLE THAT WILL KILL YOUR BRAIN
« on: November 08, 2003, 01:28:59 AM »
HELLO BROS N SIS I HAVE THE WORD. IT'S "KOFAGRY" MEANING "NOTHING"

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chit-chat / WHAT A COINCIDENCE
« on: November 08, 2003, 01:10:55 AM »
Three men were in the Hospital waiting room, when a nurse rushed in and said to the first man,

Sir, you're the father of twins.

Hey ! Isn't that a coincidence ! he replied.

" I'm a member of the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

Later, the nurse came in and said to the second man,

Sir, you're the father of triplets.

" Gee ! " The man exclaimed. Another coincidence !

" I'm the chief security officer at the 3 Mile Company. "

The third man jumped to his feet, grabbed his hat and said,
" I'm getting out of here. I work for 7-UP ! "

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chit-chat / Re: K-ONLINE TOP TEN MEMBERS
« on: December 16, 2003, 01:38:21 AM »
hey i made my self clear now. read it again now.and for the judgement, we have judges who r members too name will not b mentioned coz of CHUA-CHUA. and we have prizes reserved for the winners.

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chit-chat / K-ONLINE TOP TEN MEMBERS
« on: December 13, 2003, 03:37:19 PM »
HELLO K-ONLINERS. HERE COMES THE TIME EVERYBODY IS BEEN WAITING FOR.THERE'S GOING TO BE A SELECTION OF THE BEST TEN K-ONLINE MEMBERS EACH MONTH. ?WANNA BE PART OF THE GAME? U CAN SIMPLY REPLY TO ?THIS MESSEGE BY TYPING (PART OF THE GAME) AND GIVE US THE SUBJECT OF ANY TOPIC POSTED BY U. WE GONNA C PEOPLE RESPONSE  TO THE TOPIC.THE MORE REPLY U GOT ON THE TOPIC BY OTHER PEOPLE THE MORE POINTS U SCORED.  DONT FORGET TO GIVE US THE FORUM THE MESSEGE IS. EG. CHIT-CHAT,ISLAM,SPORTS.ETC.

 HERE IS AN EXAMPLE ON HOW TO BE PART OFTHE GAME..


 ? PART OF THE GAME

 ? SUBJECT:MURDER CASE
FORUM:ISLAM

 GOT IT? ?THEN U MAY B THE LUCKY ONE. I WISH U GOOD LUCK.BYE.

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chit-chat / Re: BE PREPARED TO WORK HARD IN 2004
« on: December 30, 2003, 08:20:17 PM »
ok muda i need d job as ur driver.maybe from there i will be rich pass u. ;D ;D ;D coz everybody started from scracth. yaro da rarrafe yakan fara.

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chit-chat / Re: BE PREPARED TO WORK HARD IN 2004
« on: December 24, 2003, 02:21:39 AM »
wai ai it includes everybody that work.so kuma ga irin su mudacris workaholics masu neman kudi ido rufe.i think dis is a perfect year for ppl like muda to get {chadas}. to kar dai a manta damu.Allah yabamu sa'a.amin.

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chit-chat / BE PREPARED TO WORK HARD IN 2004
« on: December 20, 2003, 06:05:01 PM »
BE PREPARED TO WORK HARD IN 2004 AS MOST OF THE PUBLIC HOLIDAYS FALL ON
>WEEKENDS
>There is no room for laziness in 2004, it is a year of work, work ,and work
> Did you know that next year, 2004, is a leap year? - Therefore we
>work 1 more day Did you know that Worker's Day (1 May) falls on a Saturday?
>- Means we work 1 more day!
> Did you know that May 29, Nigeria Democracy Day, falls on a
>Saturday? - Means we work 1 more day!
> Did you know that Christmas Day and Boxing Day (25 and 26 December)
>fall on Saturday and Sunday?
>* We work 2 more days!
> Did you know that the following New Year's Day and 2
>January fall on Saturday Sunday?
>* Work for even 2 more days!

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chit-chat / TWIST YOUR MIND!!
« on: January 08, 2004, 07:19:04 PM »
1+1+1+1+1=
 
 ?Reply back if u've figured it out.

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chit-chat / Re: Ziyara naje duniyar Mars, shi ne kuma.....
« on: January 27, 2004, 12:23:45 AM »
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Sannunku kanoonliners,

Anyi mana rasuwa ne a can duniyar Mars. Ko da yake can har yanzu Internet Connection baije musu ba, shiyasa bana iya loggin don naji labari!
Naji ana ta fadar rashin mutunci akan party din mu A.P.P?

Kai MUDACRIS wai kaine abokin hamayyar mu ko? kai da HAUSANICIOUS da wani DANTE JR kuna kiran kanku A.O.P.P ba? MUDACRIS, HAUSANICIOUS, DANTE JR, da duk ma wani dan A.O.P.P, beware op za KOFATO.

Kuma an gano mana ku a CBN da Swiss Bank, kuna fitar da wasu makudan kudi Buhu-Buhu domin wannan coming election din ko! amma duk da haka nasan bazaku iya komai ba ?don baza kuci zaben nan ba.

Naji ance wai kun bawa GOGANNAKA da INEC officials $2 bn, akan su murgude wannan zabe kuci ko!

Hahahaha, Ina yiwa INEC official warning sosai da sosai, don kada suji KOFATO na dukan kofar dakinsu cikin daddare!
 
INEC officials, banda Magudi, mun sani cewa A.O.P.P sun gama siye ku!

Har ma da wani text message free suka bodewa kanoonliners ko? to ina mai tabbatar muku da cewa A.P.P zata bude Pam-pon FURA da NONO ga kowane kanoonliner har bakin komputer screen din kowa, in har dai munci zabe!
 ? ? ?
 ? ? ? ? ? A.P.P (Aljanu & Peoples Party) - The winning farty 2004.

 ? ? ? ? Presidential candidate:- Tsumburbura.
 ? ? ? ? Vice presido: - Masoyi
 ? ? ? ? Ministan ciki da waje:- DanBanza Reloaded.

Saboda haka, We a za winners of kanoonline ?elections 2004. A.O.P.P Supporter's kuna ina ne?

Ibro2g, Ummita, EMTL, Gimbiya, Kofa, Dymequeen, ?kunyi shiru baku ce komai ba? duk muna nemanku don mu zauna a tattauna yadda zamu bullowa wannan abu.

Ko kuma 'yan A.O.P.P din ne?



Tsunburbura an dawo lafiya? kuma makara nayi shiyasa ban samu na biki ba zuwa can Mars.amma still we together i wait to finish some touches ne.anyway ya mutanen mu na can duk suna nan kalau. kuma naga Americans suna so su yi wani mistake that they will regrete for the rest of their lives.wai they are claiming sun je mars coz mun san karya ne.  da sun hadu da mutanen mu nacan irin su AJALWADU DA KUSUBUKU DA KUMA KE(TSUNBURBURA).amma rabu dasu baza mu bar su suyi aikin daza suyi ba.ga fili ga mai doki.Do they think we r  Iraqis?hmmmm.

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