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[*~MuDa~*]

What a great job you are doing my only loyal and faithful deputy, but why is your list not gender balanced?

[gogannaka]

Muda u don dey shy away from fateez's claim of fasa kwai ko?

DB please spread your tentacles and find Amira where ever she is.
You might have to interrogate some few people around.Use waterboarding if necessary.

Regarding Husnaa,ensure that the burden on her is taken care of.
I believe she is doing too much work and she has so limited time. If there is anything the agency can do to help please feel free to implement such,no matter the cost.

Also launch an undercover operation on the activities of IBB in the suit. Int. reports show that he
parades himself as member of the agency.Make sure it does not lead to exploitation and extortion.

Treat as urgent.


P.S, comment on the stability or otherwise of the mouse and cursor?
Is he still fit to man the post?

[Dan-Borno]

Muda u don dey shy away from fateez's claim of fasa kwai ko?
DB please spread your tentacles and find Amira where ever she is.
You might have to interrogate some few people around.Use waterboarding if necessary.
Regarding Husnaa,ensure that the burden on her is taken care of.
I believe she is doing too much work and she has so limited time. If there is anything the agency can do to help please feel free to implement such,no matter the cost.
Also launch an undercover operation on the activities of IBB in the suit. Int. reports show that he
parades himself as member of the agency.Make sure it does not lead to exploitation and extortion.
Treat as urgent.
P.S, comment on the stability or otherwise of the mouse and cursor?
Is he still fit to man the post?

Reference above.

We just received a substantive security report on the
whereabout of Amira.  She was last seen at
9°10′N 7°10′E / 9.167, 7.167 negotiation some deals
with the agents of the NVS.  This information was extorted
using the US advocated form of torture (waterboarding)
from one Kline member popular known as Sheriff05, however
he promised to come public when the need arise.

On the case of Husnaa, this department has deployed 65
group of experts to hangle her case and will soon brief my
office and we shall also debrief you as soon as the report
comes in.

The case of IBB needs to be revisited, as there are several
allegations against which includes - misappropriation of
public information, lackadaisical attitude towards kline babes,
planning coup against the leadership of the kline literature
sub forum and rough hangling of his key board.  As to being
a member of the Agency, we have solid evidence against him,
in fact, he uses the name of this Agency in luring my H****e
in ditching me.   The full report will be submitted for your further
directives, Sir.

On the stability of the mouse and cursor, we wish to state that
he is fit and proper to hold the position despite some little grudges
between him and Hafsy-Lady over division of labour, however, this
Agency is seriously investigating the allegation of sabortaging the
effort by the committee to arrange the kline get together party.

Above FYI and FNA

[Muhsin]

Kai DB, you have numerous sources. Hows that work? LOL ;D ;D ;D

[IBB]

DB launch an undercover operation on the activities of IBB in the suit. Int. reports show that he
parades himself as member of the agency.Make sure it does not lead to exploitation and extortion.

Treat as urgent.

Kai wannan Dan gogan kana goga tsiya. Irin wannan kage ai sa kasa a daure mutum. TO na kwabe suit din

The case of IBB needs to be revisited, as there are several
allegations against which includes - misappropriation of
public information, lackadaisical attitude towards kline babes,
planning coup against the leadership of the kline literature
sub forum and rough hangling of his key board.  As to being
a member of the Agency, we have solid evidence against him,
in fact, he uses the name of this Agency in luring my H****e
in ditching me.   The full report will be submitted for your further
directives, Sir.

To ai ga irin ta nan za kasa a tona mini asiri ciki da waje

[*~MuDa~*]

On the stability of the mouse and cursor, we wish to state that
he is fit and proper to hold the position despite some little grudges
between him and Hafsy-Lady over division of labour, however, this
Agency is seriously investigating the allegation of sabortaging the
effort by the committee to arrange the kline get together party.

Though i may not say much, but i am aware and watching,
so watch it GGNK, do not mess with the mouse and the cursor,
because he bites!

@DB, keep up the good work, am impressed with your report,
this will subject you for promotion due next week

[gogannaka]

DB,
As a result of your hardwork pls check with the Director of finance (BKGZ)
I am aware he discussed with the Director Admin & Supply(Mouse and cursor)
regarding the unspent money realised from the previous year. Ensure that the
money is shared among the top notches.When writing the voucher declare it
as christmas bonus.
The women liberationists (JMA) should be adequately imbursed.

Your request for further funds to settle informants of the IBB case has been approved.

Here are some new cases for your investigation:

1.Reports have it that recently four containers were recieved by Bee.Contents of the
containers have not been verified by our sources. Verify and monitor the contents and
also study the activities of Bee.Pls this case should be of high priority,however, as bee
has been, and is an important ally,you should be very diplomatic in your approach.

2.Yaron Aunty faces some difficulty in sending highly confidential and top secret
information via the CIT.Ensure that he always has a system on standby because
the information he sends is very vital to the Agency's day to day activities.

Please treat as urgent.
Keep up the good work.

[Muhsin]

2.Yaron Aunty faces some difficulty in sending highly confidential and top secret
information via the CIT.Ensure that he always has a system on standby because
the information he sends is very vital to the Agency's day to day activities.

You guys are very funny. Where on God's earth are you getting such info? LOL ;D ;D ;D

[Dan-Borno]

END OF APRIL REPORT

To:  GGNK
Frm: DB

We have experienced serious security uprising during the
month under review.  However, find below bit by bits of
situation report.

1.  Three of the Agency's informants where brrutally and
     malicious treated by some yet unidentified persons.
     However intelligence report has revealed that it is
     never unconnected with the intelligence report we
     received on Amira, Hafsee, Hafsy Lady and Ummita,
     though Ummutameem and Bee are the prime suspects
     in this regard and all effort are being beefed up in order
     to establish a case against them before prosecution.

2.  As intelligence has intercepted the containers as smuggled
     in by Bee, we can solidly and reliably inform your office that
     the contents of the container are beautiful girls between
     the ages of 18 - 25 ready to be exported to one kline
     business guru popularly known as Warahoo whose activities
     is still under our search light.   The containers were seized
     while Bee is still at large, though we have been able to get
     hold of her agents in persons of Nene and Bakangizo who is
     the Director of Finance of this Agency, its very disturbing
     after thoroughly establishing this case, we recommend that he
     be immediately dismissed from service without pension, we
     refused them bail despite efforts by their counsel Mr. IBB
     who is also being accused of so many things.

3.  The case of Yaron Aunty has been forwarded to the Director
     CIT and will soon be complying.  However, reports we received
     from the Director CIT is that Yaron Aunty has been severally
     caught red-handed chatting with over aged girls thereby posing
     serious threath to his studies, although, we have filed his
     confession note and his promise never to chat with over aged
     girls - meanwhile, we have attached 3 men undercover to study
     his activities and report back for with their report.

4.  It has come to the knowledge of this Agency that kline members
     travel abroad without appropriately getting clearance.  The
     unidentified person is still at large somewhere in Zambia.  His
     reasons of travelling is yet to be uncovered.  Constant vigilant
     at all airports and seaports has been increased and will be
     apprehended as soon as he is sighted.

5.  The Jamiyyar Matan Arewa (JMA) is no more in existance due to
     an internal fracas over who is to head the organization.  This has
     been welcomed as monies released to the organisation is still not
     accounted for.  Seeking your approval to arrest the former head
     of the Organization (HUSNAA) for proper questioning, Sir.

I wish to also inform your good office that those funds you
approved were never released, as the Director Finance (BKGZ)
has delibrately refused to make available the documents in his
possession and claiming that the files never pass through his
office, this the DAS (M & C) confirms.

The effort of this Agency solely rely on its proper funding, as
information gathering requires money spending, fueling of my
official car and other incentives to my supporting staff such
as Bajoga, Ibro2g and Naija girl.

Above FYI and FNA pls.

[HUSNAA]

END OF APRIL REPORT

To:  GGNK
Frm: DB

We have experienced serious security uprising during the
month under review.  However, find below bit by bits of
situation report.

1.  Three of the Agency's informants where brrutally and
     malicious treated by some yet unidentified persons.
     However intelligence report has revealed that it is
     never unconnected with the intelligence report we
     received on Amira, Hafsee, Hafsy Lady and Ummita,
     though Ummutameem and Bee are the prime suspects
     in this regard and all effort are being beefed up in order
     to establish a case against them before prosecution.

2.  As intelligence has intercepted the containers as smuggled
     in by Bee, we can solidly and reliably inform your office that
     the contents of the container are beautiful girls between
     the ages of 18 - 25 ready to be exported to one kline
     business guru popularly known as Warahoo whose activities
     is still under our search light.   The containers were seized
     while Bee is still at large, though we have been able to get
     hold of her agents in persons of Nene and Bakangizo who is
     the Director of Finance of this Agency, its very disturbing
     after thoroughly establishing this case, we recommend that he
     be immediately dismissed from service without pension, we
     refused them bail despite efforts by their counsel Mr. IBB
     who is also being accused of so many things.

3.  The case of Yaron Aunty has been forwarded to the Director
     CIT and will soon be complying.  However, reports we received
     from the Director CIT is that Yaron Aunty has been severally
     caught red-handed chatting with over aged girls thereby posing
     serious threath to his studies, although, we have filed his
     confession note and his promise never to chat with over aged
     girls - meanwhile, we have attached 3 men undercover to study
     his activities and report back for with their report.

4.  It has come to the knowledge of this Agency that kline members
     travel abroad without appropriately getting clearance.  The
     unidentified person is still at large somewhere in Zambia.  His
     reasons of travelling is yet to be uncovered.  Constant vigilant
     at all airports and seaports has been increased and will be
     apprehended as soon as he is sighted.

5.  The Jamiyyar Matan Arewa (JMA) is no more in existance due to
     an internal fracas over who is to head the organization.  This has
     been welcomed as monies released to the organisation is still not
     accounted for.  Seeking your approval to arrest the former head
     of the Organization (HUSNAA) for proper questioning, Sir.

I wish to also inform your good office that those funds you
approved were never released, as the Director Finance (BKGZ)
has delibrately refused to make available the documents in his
possession and claiming that the files never pass through his
office, this the DAS (M & C) confirms.

The effort of this Agency solely rely on its proper funding, as
information gathering requires money spending, fueling of my
official car and other incentives to my supporting staff such
as Bajoga, Ibro2g and Naija girl.

Above FYI and FNA pls.

LOL THE GESTAPO IS OUT IN FORCE... HIJIRA FROM KONLINE YA ZAMA WAJIBI!!! :o

[bakangizo]

END OF APRIL REPORT
I wish to also inform your good office that those funds you
approved were never released, as the Director Finance (BKGZ)
has delibrately refused to make available the documents in his
possession and claiming that the files never pass through his
office, this the DAS (M & C) confirms.

Above FYI and FNA pls.

Is there a lawyer here? :( This is serious libel. A defamation of my humble self, and above all, character assasination. I'm heading to court!!

[*~MuDa~*]

DB dont hurt 'em...Oouch!

[Muhsin]

END OF APRIL REPORT

3.  The case of Yaron Aunty has been forwarded to the Director
     CIT and will soon be complying.  However, reports we received
     from the Director CIT is that Yaron Aunty has been severally
     caught red-handed chatting with over aged girls thereby posing
     serious threath to his studies, although, we have filed his
     confession note and his promise never to chat with over aged
     girls - meanwhile, we have attached 3 men undercover to study
     his activities and report back for with their report.

People are assigned to spy on me, DB? Ka ce I'll should be acting a bit more discreet, huh? LOL ;D

[EMTL]

Assalamu alaikum,
kai Dan-barno........ your report should contain some good and positive things happening to KN-Liners, ko?
Ya zabenku na Borno?

[Dan-Borno]

Our Election is superb - ANPP has overwhelmingly
taken all the 27 Local Governments in the State.
Sai dai dan abin da baza a rasaba in politics, i dont
need to go further - kai ma kasani.