Daddy badai kishiya kake kokarin yin ma mumsy ba? Wallahi ayi hankali ko yarinya ta zama REBEL. 
this one is suppose to be between me & u, dont allow the
waduzs, muhsins, lawwalis dem be yan adawa, they wan
see me and my daughter fall apart which is not going to
happen lailai forever, god forbid bad thing, olori buruku
thunder go fall on top of our enemies.
wetin dey worry una for this forum? who ask me to give
tory in the first place? if i vex, i no go complete the tory
sef - haba - gulma wuya kawai.
de bobo na lecturer po one of this federal universities, but
en sabi do this night chatting well well and e never know
say the girl na en student. she no mind if the tory is published
because the bobo-lecturer do the girl harm no be small.
god forbid bad thing, this lecturers, before dan maraya used
to say teacher uban karatu, now e don change to teacher
uban yan iska. he confessed in this forum in 2007 that he is
in lust with one of his student, the guy na wowo wo, imagine
singing her name while delivering lecture, wai batutula batula
waye ya dame ki batutula, ina kinjeni batutula. all the students
were agape and dont know what to say before he comes to
his senses. amma fa the girl good, good for body
(back & front)eben the tinted glasses na factory made, no bodily damage,
during the last session convocation, the vice chancellor deliberately
made her an usher so that eben the traditional ruler from the east
who is the pro chancellor go throwey saliva - kai kam ba dama
wallah, god sabi creation no be small, every knee must bow at
the sighting of his creation.
muhsin!!!!!!!!!!!! in ba karambani ba wetin carry u go dey befriend
woman wey experience pas you, now, your lifan don break down
and the semester is heating up. next time, let me give you the
the recommended specifications.
I wish......... phone ringing
DB: Hallo
Caller: Zis is the president of the federal republic of nigeria and CinC of the armed forces
DB: your excellency
H.E sank you beri much for your concern, i read your article in daily trust
DB: wrong number your excellency, i never write article in newspaper
H.E: i thought ur ze one who wrote about ze 7 point agenda of my administration
DBL no your excellency, but if you want i can also write in collaboration with my friends
H.E no sank you, but are you sure zis is a wrong number?
DB: yes your excellency, wrong number
H.E now that you have the opportunity to talk with me, do you have anything in mind
to tell me concerning my administration?
DB: sank you your excellency for giving me this opportunity. my froblem is;
i am a fresh graduate with no work, i dont mind working inside aso rock.
H.E i see, we have just sent a bill to the national assembly which will enable us
provide 1,000,000 million jobs to the teaming youth in nigeria, and insha Allah
i will ask my minister of labour to include you among the 1,000,000
DB: your excellency
DB: your excellency
i tried rediling the number again
....the number you are calling is not available at the moment, pls try again later....
