thank you for letting me borrow your format
Words of Wisdom
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.who said? you can use Huggies/Pampers
Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.worrying or thinking?
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.did you have the "church qoute" in mind when writing this?
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. Kerry or Bush? err....... not a good piece of advice
A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person. sigh......... u cant please them all of the time
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.or you're just back...........from Guantanamo
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.and NEPA bills hold the speed record
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.that's why i dont eat
No man has ever been shot while washing the dishes.no thanks, i still prefer to be shot in front of the tv
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.Gogannaka
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.politicians
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.George bush; 2nd term
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." you see, i'am an amateur psychiatrist
You should not confuse your career with your life.
ladies open your ears wide
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.stopped that eleven years ago
Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.he had the best consultant