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Only When cows are Happy.........
« on: January 26, 2007, 07:51:55 PM »
There is a farm in China, where cows are reared. The cows live in airconditioned sheds, they sleep on soft beds, get regular massages and listen to music played to them everyday. The cows are said to love the music and their life style. They are also said to be very happy. The farm owner believes that only when cows are happy will they produce tasty, high quality meat.
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Re: Only When cows are Happy.........
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2007, 11:01:17 AM »
Interesting development.LOL i wish the happiness could show on the cow's face.
I hope the hindus read this story.
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

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Re: Only When cows are Happy.........
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2007, 07:28:44 AM »
this cows would experience Gogannaka's signature in reverse.Upon all dat their meat go still taste like rubber,how i long for real tasty tsire.Sometimes i wake up in the night craving for balangu and i mean that kind where the murhu is near one kwatami like that with all the dust from the traffic lying a thin film of soft fine sand.
"corgito ergo sum"

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Re: Only When cows are Happy.........
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2007, 11:54:50 AM »
Wow!!!
Is not bad being a cow after all.
But which kind market their meat is heading to?......Hhm!
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Re: Only When cows are Happy.........
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2007, 04:55:19 PM »
Interesting development.LOL i wish the happiness could show on the cow's face.
I hope the hindus read this story.
Cows din san anayi ne ma??? I dont think so!! ;D

I forgot to add, the temperature of the cows' drinking water is thermostatically controlled, so that it is  the same at any time of the day, night and season. Likewise its not placed in any open container. If they need to drink, they press something with the tips of their noses and the water gushes out, so it is always fresh and clean. If they fall sick, there is always a vet at the ready with a supply of drips to start off emergency treatments. Lol wish our nigerian citizens had the same care!!

Is not bad being a cow after all.

Lol I am not so sure about that.. the price of the lifestyle is very high and the life span is so short...they are headed to the butcher's at the end of the day!!!  ;D

But which kind market their meat is heading to?......Hhm!

The gourmet market I am sure. There is a restaurant in Japan that caters to this kind of fad, a piece steak costs something like 500 US dollars a piece. :o
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Re: Only When cows are Happy.........
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2007, 05:54:56 PM »
Nda fulata'a de, mananuwwa'a?
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

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Re: Only When cows are Happy.........
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2007, 10:13:07 PM »
a,a Danbarno ban da ashar.
since we cannot make u an honorary Fulani,we can consider u as honorary cow with all the attendant enjoyment.Me kace?
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Re: Only When cows are Happy.........
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2007, 11:52:46 AM »
a,a Danbarno ban da ashar.
since we cannot make u an honorary Fulani,we can consider u as honorary cow with all the attendant enjoyment.Me kace?

and throw in a couple of cheerleaders



Hurray!!
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Re: Only When cows are Happy.........
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2007, 12:44:25 PM »
Lallai fa! na gode Aunty Husna har da kada.... rawa ko? Ai abin juyi juyi ne, we will meet in another thread.
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

 


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