PLS WHY WUD YOU SPEND A FORTUNE ON DESIGNERS!!!!!

[ummita]

Oh..u also came 2 respond 2 d topic...how taughtful of u.. Thank you. :D

U may now proceed

Bit strange a bit fishy, As d fashion police I could help but notice. Wats d biggies with designer clothings huh? Help me clarify. Wats d nubbble with top brand labelled clothes? Why d heck wud u wanna spend loads on a pair of watch???

This goes out 2 d majority of u..as I take it y'all r in2 this thingy. Women r soooooooo in2 That Gucci, versace, Burberry, Louis Vuiton, Armani, Dolce & Gabba, R & B & so on & hence forth (she signs)

Boys it has to be Timberland, Armani, Arizona, Aquascutum, Sean Jon, Calvin Klein, not 2 mention Nike, Fila or Reekbok (I hate that addidas)   :-/U?

Jewellleis it gots 2 b Ice, Bling bling or precious stones.

Now u tell me y go 2 that level? Spend a fortune, burn that dough,chedas,dosh,sniff, kudi on clothes. They r juss clothes ppl? Y u spend a fortune on them? I know u du, so dont xcempt urself!!

I wont b selffish & say I dont..but if I can rmbr d last shoe I bought was bck then in 1991 & it still plays a major role 4 me 2 mobilise on my feet in.. Guess how much it cost. It cost me a fortune..I paid 1Naira & 2Kobo 4 it. Now am I not far off beta than those gurls here that will buy thousand worths on a pair of shoe?

Well as fashion is changing day-by-day, all I had 2 du was polish my shoe brown..get a marker & boldly draw a neet L & V on top- wat du I have my own designer Louis Vuiton. Still I maintaned my savings.

Then Burberry came up; All I had 2 du was paint my small skool bag in2 a creamish colour then stipe them with beige on top. See how sensible I cud be huh?!!! Very reasonable!! Timberland also came up; I took out my wellies(rain boots from d garrages) Polished it 2 brown & drew some branches by d side (I had my Tims) More sensible than d guys ryt? I wud not spend a fortune 2 get just timbs/ Gimme a brk...

& Puhleeeeeeeeeeeez, gurls y y'all sending thousand on a pair of Channel lipgloss when all u gatta du is paint ur lips with water colour or pencil colour ::) Well 2 go out in clothes, all I had 2 du was tear some bits & pieces, join here & there...patch works x-cetra....2 make ma dress glitter, I just had 2 du..pickin up's...& boy I surely got a variety of fanta bottle covas used supa glue & sticked them & then my dress was shinin: Wat did I get @ d end, xtacly d same dress Celine Dion wore when shootin (my heart will go on) 4 lil finishin touch I just used ma skippin rope 4 a belt; Infact I looked fly & made d birds fly.

Women again intraditional wear, I juss cant stand that gigantic, mountanious scarf chicks put on their head esp brides maid. They way I can describe them it some..look like birds beaks others r juss...its amazin how gurls handle it on their head. I wear traditional but I cant stand it. I hear say all those Laces & Brocades cost alot. Y wud I spend thath much when I cud juss bleash my cloth & use variety of colours to desing it? mhmmmmm women spend more than men..I figured

With half as much money that u spend. U ppl dress up, that if I  calculate wat u r wearing from top 2 bottom thats my lifes savings!! Mhmmmmm Y spend much... they r juss clothes men!!!! D most xpensive cloth I bought was only 20Naira ::) Not bothered 2 impress ppl with xpensive garments.

I heard some craze boy bought a belt that cost 8 Thousand NAIRA :o I fainted...instantly that is half my life savings!!! Show!!
B/4 responding I will appreciate u tell me wat designer u r in2>>>& y on earth wud u wan2 buy xpensive gears man!!!

hang on my fone rings!!!
Hello... yeah..speaking Oh is it from d Gucci company. Aight a'ma b down there. Guys I have 2 run off 2 inspect d whole line of Gucci wears.

PS: I juss happen 2 also introduce ma new chain of fashion clothing called Ummiterry & not Burberry & also Ummicci & not Gucci. Grand opening will b a dinner, hope u can make it. Those catwalkin in my new wears is Hafsy, Dyme & hopefuly Ihsan. Catch me in d spotlights of paparazzi 8) 8) 8) 8)

[Ummulhuda]

Hmm! Designer wear?
Sounds cool! 8) 8) 8) 8)

[ummita]

Ok... before d fashion police arrests u.....u happen 2 mention.. designers r or shebi na sounds kool u say. Sounds kool as in?         ?            ?             ? :-/

So u r one of them!!!! I knew that.

[Ihsan]

LOL Ummita...hahahahahaha... wallahi u've got the whole image.

Ehem...make I tell u one story that happened just weeks back. I went out shopping with my niece and cousins (u know there's this festival going on down here)...anyway.. I left them for one mall and went to another. I was browsing in and out of shops until I met with my downfall... I come enter Luis Vuitton, a'ah di lady don look me like one kine almajira... u know the look "what's she doing in THIS shop" nace aaah, haka ne! I come say give me the hand bag in red... ta kawo man...
then I asked for a matching purse and then I decided I don't a matching one, I want something different.... ::) ta kawo man a little purse with keyholder a jiki...

and then she decided for herself that I don't want the handbag anymore and was about to put it away when I said "no I want that also" she was like ok....

she come calculate my bill, and told me the amount ...aah I just shrugged and said ok... ?8) she put everything in a bag, and I paid her the money... and just walked out of the store... :o

hmmm... I don come home fell for bed sick with ciwon zuciya (lol)... Uhm nace gobe ma na kara...

but ehem...I have decided am gonna return the hand bag . ;D and keep the purse...coz I like it.


Ok... all that said...

hmmm gotta admit I like Gucci but not the extent I go kill myself for it...nah... I prefer high Street shops.

Ofcourse, I'll do it for you... just don laff at me wen I come do di cat tafiya (lol)... I go fall for my face

[Anonymous]

Oh..u also came 2 respond 2 d topic...how taughtful of u.. Thank you. :D

U may now proceed

& Puhleeeeeeeeeeeez, gurls y y'all sending thousand on a pair of Channel lipgloss when all u gatta du is paint ur lips with water colour or pencil colour ::) Well 2 go out in clothes, all I had 2 du was tear some bits & pieces, join here & there...patch works x-cetra....2 make ma dress glitter, I just had 2 du..pickin up's...& boy I surely got a variety of fanta bottle covas used supa glue & sticked them & then my dress was shinin: Wat did I get @ d end, xtacly d same dress Celine Dion wore when shootin (my heart will go on) 4 lil finishin touch I just used ma skippin rope 4 a belt; Infact I looked fly & made d birds fly.

PS: I juss happen 2 also introduce ma new chain of fashion clothing called Ummiterry & not Burberry & also Ummicci & not Gucci. Grand opening will b a dinner, hope u can make it. Those catwalkin in my new wears is Hafsy, Dyme & hopefuly Ihsan. Catch me in d spotlights of paparazzi 8) 8) 8) 8)

Wo ho ho!!! That is madazz funny. Ewo! Naso. To telu you di truth.

Ifi I geti money I go buy buy buy desiger. E geti quality wellu wellu. Tabdijam. Ya ma zaayi ban sai designer ba. Lallai, ah nidai zan siya idan ina da kudi..idan babu kuma!! errrrrrrrrr :-/ :-/ But gel you dey talku truthi. we go die leave all the materials. And on di dey of resurrection we go accounti for everything. God go ask every thing wey you get. Na as I don dey think death. Chiaw...I no wan die wo!!!! ewo!! :'( Chineka) God. Now if I dey for the bridge between heavon and Hell..God go blow question..say Hafsa why did you buy so much designers & as stingy as you are u no go fit..give charity..awww!!! wetin I go say :o :o

SAYAN DESIGNERS BARNAR KUDI, AMMAN YAN BARAZANA SAI SU SAKA SUNA PAPA DA BAGU, ESP MAZA NASO DEY GO DEY DU BADA FADI ANA WANI JUJJUYA HANNU DON AGA ROLEX. mhmm

[Anonymous]

LOL Ummita...hahahahahaha... wallahi u've got the whole image.

Ofcourse, I'll do it for you... just don laff at me wen I come do di cat tafiya (lol)... I go fall for myself

Ah sista Ihsan I dey feel you. Lady truth/....Wallahi na so. U burge me as you come buy di bag. Naso some people go dey look man fikin one kine.but if you buy naso everymonth de go dey send you new brochure of their kaya.

Catwalk. If we go appear for Envougue & Marie Claire fashion maganzine. Ummita no worry...em we go do am. But emmmmm nothing goes for nothing......wey our pay?

[Ihsan]

Lol Hafsah... uhm wallahi I've got weakness for shopping... if I see tin, I wan buy... so I try as much as possible not to go out... I've decided ma to break my ATM card and never to ask for a new one... coz man!! shopping always leave me dead broke (lol)

Yo Ummita...ba bayani?... 8) ko da yake we go do it for free for di first tyme... but if we get "discovered" man!! u better find new "models" coz we go pack our kaya and drive our leggediz benz from yuwa company (lol)... u know we'll never do that u... ;)

[Ummulhuda]

Ok... before d fashion police arrests u.....u happen 2 mention.. designers r or shebi na sounds kool u say. Sounds kool as in? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? :-/

So u r one of them!!!! I knew that.

ME? LABEL CONSCIOUS? NAH! YOU GOT DI WRONG GURL!!!
I only have one item from Ralph Lauren, another from DKNY and another from Sonia Rykiel. I also have an Issy Miyake gown,  an Alexander McQueen top,  Manolo Blahnick slingbacks, a Valentino hat.  All my undies are from Victoria's Secret. I love Piaget watches (the multi million dollar diamond encrusted ones). I drink Perrier water, heck even my toilet paper is monogrammed!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

[Ihsan]

ME? LABEL CONSCIOUS? NAH! YOU GOT DI WRONG GURL!!!
I only have one item from Ralph Lauren, another from DKNY and another from Sonia Rykiel. I also have an Issy Miyake gown, ?an Alexander McQueen top, ?Manolo Blahnick slingbacks, a Valentino hat. ?All my undies are from Victoria's Secret. I love Piaget watches (the multi million dollar diamond encrusted ones). I drink Perrier water, heck even my toilet paper is monogrammed!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Hehehehehe... That's what I call THE DESIGNER BABE... 8)

[Rose]

DISIGNERS!!!!!!!!
Hummm! I Loveeeee It :-*
Why not? We only live once ;)

[ummita]

HUDA...U have d ryt 2 remain silent 4 now. U r breachin my laws.... Gurl u r way toooooooo xtravagant. U r arrested & chagred with d possession of designer wears. Goddddddd (she squeezes her face in disgust) U r a shame 2 me Huda. I taught u dont bother about this. :D But grul u get gud taste. Mhmmm V-Secrets laungeries  ;)

ICE puhleeeeeeeeeeeeez, not u as well.
Cant u juss use ma style & not spend much!!!. I guess u will join them up 4 catworkin then!!

Shot me a holla when u ready

[Anonymous]

Oh..u also came 2 respond 2 d topic...how taughtful of u.. Thank you. :D

U may now proceed

Bit strange a bit fishy, As d fashion police I could help but notice. Wats d biggies with designer clothings huh? Help me clarify. Wats d nubbble with top brand labelled clothes? Why d heck wud u wanna spend loads on a pair of watch???
Then Burberry came up; All I had 2 du was paint my small skool bag in2 a creamish colour then stipe them with beige on top. See how sensible I cud be huh?!!! Very reasonable!! Timberland also came up; I took out my wellies(rain boots from d garrages) Polished it 2 brown & drew some branches by d side (I had my Tims) More sensible than d guys ryt? I wud not spend a fortune 2 get just timbs/ Gimme a brk...

Well actually I taught this was a ladies subject but after reading everything I guessed not.

Ummita you are surely one heck of a gurl. Misery is not something I consider worthwhile (but gurl I couldnt help but laugh aat this topic..Its so full of funny idiology that you brains can crack.) So where did that gucci bag came from (lol)

OK Why the heck would I wanna wear designers. Well if you gat to money, then spend it. It has nothing to do with barazana as Hafsy mentioned. Its just that spend it while it last

I was one time called the designer baby by my aunt bck in the 1970's
When I was a baby_ I was into MOTHERCARE
when I was a toddler_ I was into GAP
when I was in my pre-teens I was into NIKE,FILA
when I was in mytwenties_I was into FUBU, VERSACE,GUCCI CK
Then came this living age Am into POLICE, BEN SHERMAN, CECEL-GEE
wATCHES IT HAS TO BE TAG_HEUER

& I SPEND ALOT ON CAR RIMS.............

Nah..even ma gurl knows am allergic to non-designers.

[Rose]

ICE puhleeeeeeeeeeeeez, not u as well.
Cant u juss use ma style & not spend much!!!. I guess u will join them up 4 catworkin then!!

Shot me a holla when u ready

Hehehe! LOL Ummita
Are you sure you don't spend much on clothing? humm!!! ???
I don't believe you ummita.
Even men spend fortune on designer wears why shouldn't a girl.
There is nothing wrong in buying designers as long as you can afford it 8)

[ummita]

not.

Ummita you are surely one heck of a gurl. Misery is not something I consider worthwhile (but gurl I couldnt help but laugh aat this topic..Its so full of funny idiology that you brains can crack.) So where did that gucci bag came from (lol)

WATCHES IT HAS TO BE TAG_HEUER

& I SPEND ALOT ON CAR RIMS.............

Nah..even ma gurl knows am allergic to non-designers.

Allergic 2 designer..am hyperventilatin somebody help me!!!
Dama, I know u 4 car rims........u no see wetin I du......I juss go insde my house go kitchen.....open drawer & pulled out 4 massive pot covas...came out sticked it in d tiya holes..There I Ggot ma self some wicked car rims...& 2 go further. I used 4 touch lights 4 under car  lights. Now I still drive ma five double O lookin fly........ 8) :D

ICE...........Xtravagancy no got..........As I tlk say inside ma post u hear me mention any designer. mema I dey create my own. Wat on earth wud make me wear somebody's lable. when I know I can juss put Ummita on all ma gears & feel kool as ICE ::) :D

[Anonymous]

This is a great topic. By the way Ummita did you attend St'Louis but left? :-/ If you did then I guess you were my classmate. You had a whole gang of freinds but you were still the quite one ;). not to mention how nice you were to me. Small world, haduwa a site.

Well for designers I love the cosmetics, elizabeth Arden, Estee Lauder and I cant help get a little of the perfumes. I just love 1881, Rodeo Drive. Weel if you have the cash and wanna go for designers why not? but as you said extravagancy ba dadi. kuma kamar yadda hafsa ta kara dacewa duk samu mutu mu bari. ihsan ma tace she cald help without shopping. I guess we are in the same position. My brother is so much into the rims and cars high taste looks