I DAN NA GIRMA!!!!!!!

[jewel(abdulgee22)]

THIS IS ALWAYS A SENTENCE KIDS?SAY . IF I GROW UP , I WILL DO THIS, GO TO THIS PLACE , I WILL BUY THIS ........... THIS , THIS AND ALL THAT AND THAT.

CAN U SIMPLY THINK OF JUST OF THE FEW THINGS THAT U WANT TO DO WHEN U GROW UP. U KNOW KIDS ALWAYS THINK THAT ADULTS ALWAYS GET WHAT THEY WANT , DO WHAT THEY WANT , IS LIKE THEY WILL NEVER REALISE THE BIG WORD THAT ALL ADULTS FACE "RESPONSILITY".

HEY IF U VE SOMETHING TO SHARE ...... CONTRIBUTE...

[dan kauye]

hmn jewel...lotta  kiddy faux...but erm...here's a lil piece a pal 4warded to mah inbox..thot y'll might hav a feild day wit it...its an old skool lo letta..y'know dat kinda yarinta stuff..chillex.


Take your mind back to those years when you were always thinking of one
idiomatic _expression to compose a letter to your girl friend. (secondary
school days). Take time to go through and laugh it out.

From

Those Days When Love Was Fun & Didn't Cost So Much!!...

At school, July 10, 1978

My dearest, sweetest, fondest, fantastic, extra-ordinary, paragon of beauty



I hope this letter meets you in a fabulous state of metabolism, if so
doxology. My principal aim of writing this letter to you is to gravitate
your mind towards a matter of global and universal importance, which has
been troubling my soul. The matter is so important. Even as I am writing, my
adrenaline is 100 per cent on the Richter scale, my temperature is rising,
the windvane of my mind is pointing North, South and East at the same time;
the mirror in my eyes has only your divine image. Indeed when I sleep, you
are the one in my medulla oblongata, and I dream about you. I went out to
sea in my dream, and I saw you: surrounded by H2o and you in your majesty
rose from the abdomen of the sea like Yemoja, the avatar of beauty. Oh, Lord
be with us! We are thy servants.

As you can see, I am in a serious dilemma. And I want you to take my matter
seriously. At this junction, what our Lord said on this matter is germane.
He says we should ask, and we shall be given, we should seek and we will
find, and that we should knock, and it will be opened unto us. I am this
10th day of the seventh month in the year of our Lord, one thousand, nine
hundred and seven eight, asking, seeking and knocking at your door. My
prayer is that thou should open so that thy servant can enter. I want to
wake up in the morning and see only your face.

I want you to be the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment, the
butter on my bread, the grey matter of my system, the oxygen in my head, the
planet of my universe, the wall clock of my room. The conveyor belt of my
soul. I pray that you realise the gargantuan nature of my predicament. If
you refuse, my life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without
shell, a Xmas goat without a horn; in fact I'd become an orphan. In fact
I'd kill myself. What is life if I can't wake up in the morning and behold
your face? You model of pulchritude, patiently created by God on a Sunday
morning before he went on a deserved holiday. Please Bose, let me be your
Romeo. Make me the Adam to your Eve. Shakespeare said it all: if music be
the food of love, play on. I want to emphasise, universally and responsibly,
that you are love itself. You are the metaphor, oxymoron, thesis,
antithesis, irony, gerund, conjunction and the adverb of love.

At this juncture, let me also say that geography of your body is a permanent
allelluia. Not from your body, ammonia, urea and iodine- you are too
beautiful for that, what I see in your body is milk and honey. At this
juncture, brevity is the soul of wit. A stitch in time saves nine.
Procrastination is the thief of time. An opportunity once lost can never be
regained. Make hay while the sun shines. All that glitters is not gold. The
journey of a thousand years begins with a step. What God has put together
let no man put asunder. To be a man is not an easy task even if God's time
is the best. But time waits for no one. A man without love is like a fish
out of water. I know you are a sagacious girl. If you like the veracity of
what I am saying, please fill the attached form and let me have it pronto.
The mark at the bottom of this page is a kiss from me to you.

I remain Your beloved, faithful, loyal, One and only admirer.

(This composition was actually (i.e originally)composed by Dr. Reuben Abati
( with the help of some very mischievous friends of course)

[Hafsy_Lady]

:shock: :shock:  Oh myyyy God, what aa...letterrr.....am feeling a bit dizzy...aaa....my breathing is ceeaas..ingggggggg....am eye sight is blurring..ggg out.....am feeling light head and giddy..yyy. I......I......
(and Hafsy finally faints)

[madam]

hah hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sa salati]

THIS IS ALWAYS A SENTENCE KIDS?SAY . IF I GROW UP , I WILL DO THIS, GO TO THIS PLACE , I WILL BUY THIS ........... THIS , THIS AND ALL THAT AND THAT.

CAN U SIMPLY THINK OF JUST OF THE FEW THINGS THAT U WANT TO DO WHEN U GROW UP. U KNOW KIDS ALWAYS THINK THAT ADULTS ALWAYS GET WHAT THEY WANT , DO WHAT THEY WANT , IS LIKE THEY WILL NEVER REALISE THE BIG WORD THAT ALL ADULTS FACE "RESPONSILITY".

HEY IF U VE SOMETHING TO SHARE ...... CONTRIBUTE...

i alwayz cheat destiny.wen i waz a kid i wanted 2 be a celebrity(rapstar) and now am a real celeb.i waz not like u who alwayz dream and neva achieve ur dreams

[Ibro2g]

I think this is an interestin topic. As kids we may have made alotta dreams wishes and promises, but just how true are they? in other words just how good are they?
  And come to think of it, U believe I can say it to no err that we are all grown ups here, so its time we ask ourselves, what were our good dreams, what have we done and how can they be realised? Its time we start askin ourselves questions instead of waitin to be forty b4 we begin. Someone once told me that the only way to get to a rightly earned and honourable success is to accept its responsibilities, I suggest we begin...now!

So lets be a lil interactive, who has done what for whom?

[Medulla Oblongata]

Wel mine is da best, u know when all them dady's and mumy's friends cum 4 a visit, they dan gulman nan 2 ask u how u ar & go on asking wat u wanna be when u grow up-. & check this out,  My reaply was "In na girma ina so in zama barowa"  :lol: