WEBMYSTERY- BY YOUR WORDS...

[IBB]

                                                   Kanoonline Examination Board

Student Name: Tukur Tukur                  Center Number: KAN/064          Student Number: KAN/064/419/08



                                                     Certificate of Result

                                    Subject                                              Grade

                                    Arewa a Idon Kasa da Duniya                 A2

                                    Webmystry                                          F9

Comment: Tukur is an active student, who enjoys reading. However the quality of his precision has been suprisely disappointing

Sign: ^Mal _Lamiri                                     Date: 18/October/2008 

Rector: Mal Lamiri

[Tukurtukur]

                                                   Kanoonline Examination Board

Student Name: Tukur Tukur                  Center Number: KAN/064          Student Number: KAN/064/419/08



                                                     Certificate of Result

                                    Subject                                              Grade

                                    Arewa a Idon Kasa da Duniya                 A2

                                    Webmystry                                          F9

Comment: Tukur is an active student, who enjoys reading. However the quality of his precision has been suprisely disappointing

Sign: ^Mal _Lamiri                                     Date: 18/October/2008 

Rector: Mal Lamiri

DISCLAIMER. This is not Tukurtukur's student's number.  therefore cannot be his results.  he enrolled in 2003 and webmystery started same year. his name is not Tukur Tukur.  he is called Mr WEBMYSTERY. the topics Arewa a idon... and the post webmystery have different authors. The later is an academic while the former is a free lancer.  no basis for comparison.

[Tukurtukur]

IBB relax, i have a surprise package for you next month.
Now webmystery has dugged out the residency of some of our forum members. one so far discovered is that of MYSELF! MYSELF is presently living outside Nigeria.  She is further west. The picture of the country is still haysy, but hope to very soon unravel it.
GGNK has been staying late recently.  He hopes to travel abroad but the arrangement not yet clear.
IBB is home based.  but would like to travel.  he has to get his wings straight if he wants to fly.
Dan Barno has 'cross carpet' from the wonderland to the reality world.  welcome.  your next flight will be to the african palace in the sun city.  get your passport ready if you already not!
Husnaa is also home based like IBB.  But she hopes to jet out to the archipalagoes of the east.  best of luck.
jibo is a typical karkara based member.  he has been to the Holy Land some years back.  he wont mind repeating it again.  'Allah hokkuma sa'a.'
See you all next!

any unequivocal denial?  Husnaa cannot deny this now.  GGNK can attest to this.  IBB your surprise still waiting for you next month. be patient.  hakuri, romon ka ya na hanya.

[HUSNAA]

Husnaa cannot deny this now. Dama ina so inyi commenting amma naga IBB yariga ya dankara maka F9 wajen kwazon duba!! On top of that, I manna maka  F10 watau ungradeable dan rashin sanin inda nake, duk da tsubbace tsubbacen webmysteryn naka!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
PS gara ka canza aljannun nan, duk rikittattu ne, tun da sun kasa sanar maka me ake ciki a sha'anin ilimin aufaku ;D ;D

[Tukurtukur]

Husnaa cannot deny this now. Dama ina so inyi commenting amma naga IBB yariga ya dankara maka F9 wajen kwazon duba!! On top of that, I manna maka  F10 watau ungradeable dan rashin sanin inda nake, duk da tsubbace tsubbacen webmysteryn naka!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
PS gara ka canza aljannun nan, duk rikittattu ne, tun da sun kasa sanar maka me ake ciki a sha'anin ilimin aufaku ;D ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
webmystery ya gane cewa only 5% registered members ne suke waje.  some do not like to be termed home based.  kinsan nima home base ne.
IBB and Husnaa "can deny some facts sometimes but they cannot deny all the facts all the time".  get up and open your eyes and stand up for the facts! 8) 8) 8) ;D ;D ;D

[IBB]

IBB your surprise still waiting for you next month. be patient.  hakuri, romon ka ya na hanya.

1 month gone Mal Lamiri I have not received my surprise

[Mufi]

Lallai kam IBB, wata ya zagayo har yanzu baka ga surprise din ba... ;D ;D ;D

[Tukurtukur]

IBB your surprise still waiting for you next month. be patient.  hakuri, romon ka ya na hanya.

1 month gone Mal Lamiri I have not received my surprise

Haba Mallam IBB!  "a dinga sara ana duban bakin gatari".  You do not have to deny webmystery at all cost.  You failed to acknowledge the following good surprises:
  1.  You received several smiles from the babes during the month.
  2.  You never had a nightmare tat night hroughout the month.
  3.  You enjoyed every meal that was served you especially in the last 2 weeks.
  4.  You were almost offered seat to the holy land.
  5.  You received some fine gifts just after the Eid-El-Fitr.
  6.  Your papers were very good this session.
If you hard relented in prayers, the concrete surprises could have come.

TRY AGAIN for another month.  more surprises. ;D ;D ;D ;D

[IBB]

LOL I only choose to keep quiet cos the reply will be too long. Let me save ur face

[waduz]

Almost offered a seat to the holy land!? Kai, amma dai wannan shine "in an dawo makka ka zo ka karbi kujera! IBB, please respond to TT's submissions, if we are not to think they were true!

[Tukurtukur]

Almost offered a seat to the holy land!? Kai, amma dai wannan shine "in an dawo makka ka zo ka karbi kujera! IBB, please respond to TT's submissions, if we are not to think they were true!

thank u waduz.  ibb has always been aggressive for no cause.  let him open his eyes and be free from maradonic dribbles.  maradona should respond to the above mysteries one after another.

[Dan-Borno]

Mr. Webmystery, despite your poor performance
we still need you here - da babu gara ba dadi - I
have this assignment for you immediately please.

1.  The whereabout of my beloved hafsee
2.  If Muhsin is really serious about marrying this bazawara
3.  Wether the rumours that our admin is planning to marry a 3rd wife
4.  I intent to go on leave, check thoroughly for a better date
5.  2011 is around the corner, is Buhari going retire in politics
6.  my daughter has been absent - what is she doing
7.  IBB???? his plans for 2009
8.  GGNK is under serious attack - who are they
9.  Biafra is breaking away - how soon
10.why did you fail your exams

[Tukurtukur]

Mr. Webmystery, despite your poor performance
we still need you here - da babu gara ba dadi - I
have this assignment for you immediately please.

1.  The whereabout of my beloved hafsee
2.  If Muhsin is really serious about marrying this bazawara
3.  Wether the rumours that our admin is planning to marry a 3rd wife
4.  I intent to go on leave, check thoroughly for a better date
5.  2011 is around the corner, is Buhari going retire in politics
6.  my daughter has been absent - what is she doing
7.  IBB???? his plans for 2009
8.  GGNK is under serious attack - who are they
9.  Biafra is breaking away - how soon
10.why did you fail your exams

DB, you know that you should not tow the line of IBB.  I know  of people would not like to face realities.  Webmystery's performance has been excellent.  Own up and shame the devil.  Any way as regards your querries I have the following responses.  I am taking the serially as above.
1.  The whereabout of my beloved hafsee - she does not know you, how can she be your beloved? check my house of mystery located in Zagizagi area of Kumbotso.  That is her whereabout.
2.  If Muhsin is really serious about marrying this bazawara - yes!  he loves her because of her experience.  She will be perfect for him.  Muhsin should not relent.
3.  Wether the rumours that our admin is planning to marry a 3rd wife - malicious rumour
4.  I intent to go on leave, check thoroughly for a better date - stay put! never take leave in 2009. you should not travel by air or by sea.  use a horse or donkey for most of your jouneys.
5.  2011 is around the corner, is Buhari going retire in politics - No, when he will be 76 years old, he will win an election as our president.
6.  my daughter has been absent - what is she doing - relax, she is in good hands. she will bring in a handsome suitor who will be your in-law.
7.  IBB???? his plans for 2009 - he needs to repent for all his transgressions in 2008.
8.  GGNK is under serious attack - who are they - these are vain attacks. no man or woman can harm GGNK
9.  Biafra is breaking away - how soon - was never together, that which is broken no pity if it breaks further.
10.why did you fail your exams - DID YOU FAIL?

[gogannaka]

9.  Biafra is breaking away - how soon - was never together, that which is broken no pity if it breaks further.

Nice answer..lol

[waduz]

Goga, I really like your answer to No.9 question. They can "breakaway" into pieces, while WE are together!  ???