WOMEN: WONDERS OF CREATION

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Awwwwwwww Like that wasnt enuff...............?


WHAT THEIR ADS SAY AND WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN

27 to 30-ish (At least 55)

If they claim to be affectionate (Clingy) LMAO

Sporty (Never misses Match of The Day)

Cuddly (A werewolf) (she laffs) 'ouch'! ma bad! no offence boyz!

Educated (Snubbish and condensing)

Free spirit (Will date you best freind, your sister or even your grandmah)

Good-looking (Big headed, ugly-looking)

Honest (Patholigical lier)

Light drinker or smoker (Alcholic) (druggie)

Professional (just got his first suit) (she laffs, classic!) )

Reliable (Always late by atleast an hour)

Romantic (Penniless)

Stable (Stalker tendencies, but never arrested) AM A TRUE BELIEVER!!!

Uniformed profession  (must be a Traffic warden)

Virirle (He has a subscription for Men Only)


Sistaz any dude who comes round d block carryin his credentials on his forehead, juss kno dat d brotha aint d type 2 call round d clock....