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zaa blonde
« on: January 30, 2004, 12:12:14 AM »
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class
section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and
tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have
a first class ticket. The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm smart,
I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach

The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who
asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats
'I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in
first class until we reach Jamaica.' The head stewardesses
doesn't even know what to do at this point because they
still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take
off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now,
so the stewardess gets the copilot. ;D

The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear.
She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the
coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in
amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct
seat. The copilot replies, 'I just told her the front half of the
airplane wasn't going to Jamaica.'  :D :D :D :D
at u see is wat u get........................RMS

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Re: zaa blonde
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2004, 12:57:34 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D
Like she is so Smart!!!
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Re: zaa blonde
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2004, 01:15:31 PM »
hehehehehehe!  ;D ;D
hey do we have a blonde in k-online  ??? ? (samba, hehe) dnt be offended anyway.

2 blondes were on their way to Disney Land when they came up to a junction. A signboard there read "Disney Land left" they went back home..

Q: Does any1 know how to keep a blonde busy for a week?
A: Write P.T.O. on both sides of a paper and give it to her to read.  ;D
 just realised that nothing is what it seems.

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Re: zaa blonde
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2004, 06:49:33 PM »
Bery funny.....i also habe one.

 A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor
she's broken every single bone in her body.
"That's impossible!" says the doctor.

The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!"
She then touches her leg with her index finger and screams "Ouch!"
Then she touches her arm and yells "Eeeeoooow!"
Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her composure
as the tears start to roll down her face.
She says, "See, I told you I broke every bone in my body."

The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination.

"Well, miss," he tells her,
"I've got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is, you haven't broken every bone in your body.
The bad news is, you've broken your finger."

Zis is 2 u Figorms, u r bery-bery welcome into our pamily, but go n introduce ur selp in ze JJC kwana 8)
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