Do you know that:

[beautilicious]

do u know that the only 15 letter word u can spell without repeatin a letter is "uncopyrightable"

[Ihsan]

Kai! komai dai sai an juya shi!

Did you know that b4 Prophet Muhammad (SAW) there was no Ahmad...he was the first

[mlbash]

YEAH, YUO MIGHT BE RIGHT IHSAN BUT I DON'T THINK IS KOMAI BECAUSE IHSAN IS 'UNJUYABLE' :!:

 HA HA HA :lol:

[Ihsan]

:?  :?: me no understand

[dan kauye]

me no ondastand either!

[gogannaka]

D'yu know that the male salamanda (a reptile) cannot copulate with its female partner using its genitals?
When they want to mate,the male secretes an oduor that attracts the female and leads it to a place where it(the male) has secreted its sperm and when the female gets on the spot it releases its eggs and whala......e don happun......

[Ihsan]

I was taught that in Biology...it's amazing  :)

[mlbash]

:?  :?: me no understand

OK JUYA IT AND WHAT IT GIVES YOU. :lol:

[dan kauye]

word uppppp! this's ma fave post so mr cant let it die like dat..where g-naka @? in d meantime lemme drop som lines..erm..make i think small..yeah ready..

do u knw dat (our beloved) 9jas' communication sector is d fastest growing in africa?(abaut 6 mil gsm subscribers,net investment over 6 bil US $)..& it's next 2 d oil sector

do u knw dat bostwana is d fastest growing nation in africa?

do u knw dat ABUJA  is d fastest growing city in africa?(d city waz designed 2 accomodate only 2 mil ppl but it's current population is abaut 6.1 mil..nawa oooo!)

do u dat twinkle is not as quite as every1 thot..if ya'll dont believe me ask sa-salati(stickt out tongue)?

do u knw dat MLBASH is having a serious crush in d k-online house..little wonda he made d 'MISSING HER' thread..does any1 knw who dis gurl is?(i ain't gon tell)

do u knw dat dan-kauye is planning 2 leave his village 4 city come year 2050?

peace ya'lllllll    & have a nice iftar!

[gogannaka]

LOL @ dan kauye.......so u planning to leave your village that early?
thanx for the insightful info on mlbash,i almost thot i was the only one that noticed.

Turning back to business,d'yu know that the crocodile can live for over 2 years without food....(God save the creature that will become its meal after those yrs)
d'yu know that the male lion hunts only for pleasure?The female hunts the food.
D'yu know that shiekh told me that the Eiffel tower was built with 1.5 million nuts and bolts........

[dan kauye]

LOL @ dan kauye.......so u planning to leave your village that early?
thanx for the insightful info on mlbash,i almost thot i was the only one that noticed.

Turning back to business,d'yu know that the crocodile can live for over 2 years without food....(God save the creature that will become its meal after those yrs)
d'yu know that the male lion hunts only for pleasure?The female hunts the food.
D'yu know that shiekh told me that the Eiffel tower was built with 1.5 million nuts and bolts........

LOL & LMAO @ ya g-naka too(eye 4 an eye -tit 4 tat..lol)
so u no want make i leave village early ko? abi u dey fear make i no come takeova(abi na ovatake) dat ur escalade riding beau?

ahh ashe kai ma ka bugu yawar mutumin(mlbash)..ai yaron ya mato sai dai kuma ina jiye masa zaben tumun dare!
toh bak 2 biz nima...

er...oops! ashe ma bani da abin fada..oky b4 u hiss make i think..

do you knw dat CALIFORNIA  is d world's 5th economy?

do u know dat KANO is d largest muslim city in sub-saharan africa?

do u knw dat in a one small village 4 china na women dey marry men,divorce men,go 2 farm,do d tsari & yearning & toasting?(wallahi i read it in one mag...wai! G-naka wannan shine araha tafi bashi,rakashewa da rahusa,(wispering:ko zamu yi hijira ne goga?)

do u knw dat there's abaut 500 mil cases of malaria in africa..little wonda naija accounts for 41% of d cases(dan-kauye is malaria..thnks 2 village natural resistance)

do u knw dat hajj is d biggest congregation in d world wit ova 2mil attendants every year(dan-kauye hav bin saving 2 go hajj since last 1/2 century;lord help me!)....2 be cont'd..peace 2 all

[Fateez]

D'yu know dat 50000 of ur cells wud've died and have been replaced b4 u finished reading dis sentence?

Da average human body contains enuff iron to make a 7.32cm nail? {emm carpenterz, dis doesnt mean u shud kill ur wives when u run out of nails}

[ummita]

Every1 is puttin du u know dis do u know dat.......oya nima....

DO U KNOW DAT I GOT THIS FROM A FOWARD MAIL AND DO U KNOW DAT BY D TYM U FINISH READIN IT UP U WILL B DEAD TIRED?

*Coca-Cola was originally green.

*The most common name in the world is Muhammad.

*The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

*The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

*TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

*Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

*You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

*It is impossible to lick your elbow.

*People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

*It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

*The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

*If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

*Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.

- Spades - King David

- Clubs - Alexander the Great,

- Hearts - Charlemagne

- Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

*If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

*If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle

*If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

*What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

Ans. - All invented by women.

*A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

*A snail can sleep for three years.

*All polar bears are left handed.

*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

*Butterflies taste with their feet.

*Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

*In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

*On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

*Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

*Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

*The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

*The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

*The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

*Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

*Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

*The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

*Most lipstick contains fish scales.

*Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different


***And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!~!!!

And a bit bout Spider.....uhn uhn spiders & cats r nytmares 2 meh!!!!

[Twinkle]

*A snail can sleep for three years.

Hhhhmmmm......... no wonder dat silly snail never woke up for my experiment

[Hausanicious]

Women in my town wear bucket as their Ear rings!

A Child in my town Eats a Whole cow everyday for breakfast!!!

When a Chief  died in my town they burry hime with all his family members!!!

A chicken in my town lay 1000 eggs every week!!!!

We use to attend the burial ceremony of Mosquitors every day!!!!

Dear onliners am inviting every one of you dinner there. Catch Ya...