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LATEST, HOTTEST GOSSIP ABOUT K-MEMBERS!!

Started by ummita, March 05, 2003, 02:14:17 PM

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Dan-Borno

breakfast gossip

just confirmed the address of the restaurant as follows:
No. 103A, Aliyu Akilu Street, Off Buhari Way, Kaduna.
Bakangizo, confirm if the dishes are presentable please.

Quote from: gogannaka on February 26, 2010, 11:56:11 PM
Amira
sunanta kenan?



"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

Fateez

Quote from: Dan-Borno on March 03, 2010, 08:46:36 AM
breakfast gossip

just confirmed the address of the restaurant as follows:
No. 103A, Aliyu Akilu Street, Off Buhari Way, Kaduna.
Bakangizo, confirm if the dishes are presentable please.

Quote from: gogannaka on February 26, 2010, 11:56:11 PM
Amira
sunanta kenan?




Nice!!! Will definitely check it out when next I'm in Kaduna!

What's the restaurant's name and what kind of cuisine does it serve?
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."    ~ Mark Twain


bakangizo

Quote from: Fateez on March 14, 2010, 06:25:37 AM

Nice!!! Will definitely check it out when next I'm in Kaduna!

What's the restaurant's name and what kind of cuisine does it serve?


Huh ::) And I was thinking its your restaurant. Na dauka ai ke ce DB yake nufi ;D

Dan-Borno

Bakangizo, ni bance fateez ce ba, wannan tsakaninku ba ruwana
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

gogannaka

Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

bakangizo

Alamun bai da gaskiya kenan. DB, haka kake tsoron hehefateez? ;D

Dan-Borno

correct bakangizo, ina tsoron fateez, i am still insisting
ni bance itace ba, kai da gogannaka in kuna son ku laka
mata, go ahead, my hands no dey for this one.

fateez, dont listen to them, gogannaka is in money, while
bakangizo handles money, so kansu na rawa kamar tsohon
keke.
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

*~MuDa~*

Quote from: Fateez on March 14, 2010, 06:25:37 AM
Quote from: Dan-Borno on March 03, 2010, 08:46:36 AM
breakfast gossip

just confirmed the address of the restaurant as follows:
No. 103A, Aliyu Akilu Street, Off Buhari Way, Kaduna.
Bakangizo, confirm if the dishes are presentable please.

Quote from: gogannaka on February 26, 2010, 11:56:11 PM
Amira
sunanta kenan?




Nice!!! Will definitely check it out when next I'm in Kaduna!

What's the restaurant's name and what kind of cuisine does it serve?




You enh? Za musaka kafar wando daya da ke, beware!


Quote from: Dan-Borno on February 22, 2010, 09:14:01 AM
yap, just landed from kaduna early morning today and
i have a lot of stuffs for you guys about the restaurant
just bear with me as i file in my report.



Wow, great development, I LOVE FOOD, its my first priority. Please tell her to include Dangote's Ziza products in her freezer, it goes with the dessert....lol!
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gogannaka

#773
It is with meretricious gaudiness and flashiness that i formally announce the approachment of the solemnization of matrimony of the mouse and cursor of kanoonline.

Sources close to the M&C told our reporter that the date has been fixed for sometime in July.
M&C has since submitted his resignation from the bachelor's club to the chairman of the bachelors club via the assistant chairman, Mr Dan Megona.
Muhsin is said to be on his annual leave where he is spending it in the Yankari Game reserve.
All efforts to contact Muhsin have proved abortive as all his phones have been switched off. This might not be unconnected to his alleged relationship with a lady who sources say, is not giving him breathing space since he approached her for a relationship.

Meanwhile, unconfirmed reports say that the recent coup in Niger republic might have landed IBB in trouble as he entered the country with expired documents. His legal know how has however saved him.

BKGZ on the other hand has been posted to one of the ailing banks in the country in a very remote branch as resident auditor. As part of his efforts to cut overhead costs, he has cancelled the banks internet subscription and has stopped the supply of beverages and newspapers to staff of the bank.

We are hearing some rumours from the Borno axis but we will wait till we confirm before publishing.
Stay tuned.
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

Muhsin

Quote from: gogannaka on May 14, 2010, 01:09:27 PM
Muhsin is said to be on his annual leave where he is spending it in the Yankari Game reserve.
All efforts to contact Muhsin have proved abortive as all his phones have been switched off. This might not be unconnected to his alleged relationship with a lady who sources say, is not giving him breathing space since he approached her for a relationship.

This story if better left to members to decide whether it's correct or not.  ??? Not only his phones are (now) available but himself.

Muhsin is only and only in relationship with his books and other reading/writing materials, for he's in his final year of study. He even needs prayer to graduate with a colourful result, i.e. to at least maintain his Class.

Beside, congrats M&C. Da fatan...
Get to know [and remember] Allah in prosperity & He will know  [and remember] you in adversity.

Dan-Borno

an gaisheka gogannaka, so you sabi rumours no be small.  thank God
i first here this tory before you.

it is confirmed without any iota of doubt that kanoonline best reader
of the year and future award winner of best writer is found maltreating
his girlfriend simply because she is so fat.  after contacting him, he
claimed that she doesnt take his advice seriously, as he insists she
engages in wanke wanke, shara, long jump, takwando and other bodily
exercises to reduce her weight.

when asked why did he picked her in the first instance, he boldly replied
that it was a mistaken of identity as he met her at the middle of the
night in one of the social gatherings at layin abedi.

the chairperson of the jam'iyyan kare hakkokin matan arewa has been
briefed and soon legal action will be commenced on the issue.
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

Muhsin

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Who's that?

Hint: a ji tsoron Allah ban da sharri. ::)
Get to know [and remember] Allah in prosperity & He will know  [and remember] you in adversity.

Dan-Borno

very fresh, revealing and mind burgling gossip
will soon hit you.  this time, not an ordinary
member but one of the intelligent dwarfs ever
produced in kanoonline.

while we compile and verify our story, stay online
and be checking the gossip page - this time its
different, because our gossips will be backed by
by photographs - no more denial.

"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

gogannaka

Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

ummutameem