THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.

[dan kauye]

wawwwwwwww fateeezzz i adore dat!!!! xcelent! now GUYS..............COUNTER-ATTACK

[Ihsan]

Kai! Mata dai sun shiga uku! Yau a ce wannan, gobe wancan! Duk mu daya dai! A gama yi mana tsiya a zo kuma a aure mu!

Amma jewel duk abunda ka fadi ay yanzu mazan ma za'a iya cewa haka akan su. Ko da yake Fateez ta kare mana!

Ka ji ka dan kauye!!

[Anonymous]

CHEMISTRY OF MODERN GUYS

Since guys now have da courage 2 use chem. 2 describe galz, mi 2 I have formed ma own

(1)   Isomerism; they have da same empirical & molecular formula but different structural formula {true guys r all da same except dey come in diff, shapes n? sizes n? colorz. As for Hausa guys, they r isotopes}

(2)   Bonding: guys r like negatively charged ions, all they care about is filling their outermost shells. Dey take ur outermost electrons to form ionic bonds {take away all ur happiness & freedom, selfish and self centered, it?s neva about u always about ?him, himself & wat he did 4 u,?}

(3)   Van der Waals forces; Guys r like molecules with dipole-dipole forces of attraction. {Dey r hooked up wit sum1 but they r still attracted in sum1 outside da r/ship}


(4)   Movement; Guys r like mobile metallic delocalised electrons. always movin from atom 2 atom {Dey neva stay in 1 place, always moving from girl 2 girl without guilty or remorse!}


(5)   State of matter: Guys r like Gases, always in a state of random motion and colliding into each other {They full of ?naci? and then even between demselves they fight n? fight and spread enmity}


(6)   Electrolysis: Guys r like gold plated copper cathodes, They show u their outsides all shiny n? nice, but it doesn?t really belong 2 dem. {(a) like 2 show u dat they r rich & feel sophisticated. give u presents even if u just insulted da hell outta him, but actually it?s not his ride and not his money OR (b) act like an angel on da outside but on da inside he?s a monster {pro?lly worse dan Voldermort!}}-and in da end dey call u materialistic, when wud dey realise dat talaka da mai kudi duk Allah ya yi su?


(7)   Radiation; Guys r like Cobalt-60, Gamma rays; when they pass thru a human, they break up da molecules of da human cells and eventually cause cancer {guys pass thru ur life and leave da molecules of ya heart broken!}

LOL...LALLAI MAZA AN GAMA DA KU WALLAHI

[beautilicious]

he he he!!!  :lol: lol

[sa salati]

CHEMISTRY OF MODERN GUYS

Since guys now have da courage 2 use chem. 2 describe galz, mi 2 I have formed ma own

(1)   Isomerism; they have da same empirical & molecular formula but different structural formula {true guys r all da same except dey come in diff, shapes n? sizes n? colorz. As for Hausa guys, they r isotopes}

(2)   Bonding: guys r like negatively charged ions, all they care about is filling their outermost shells. Dey take ur outermost electrons to form ionic bonds {take away all ur happiness & freedom, selfish and self centered, it?s neva about u always about ?him, himself & wat he did 4 u,?}

(3)   Van der Waals forces; Guys r like molecules with dipole-dipole forces of attraction. {Dey r hooked up wit sum1 but they r still attracted in sum1 outside da r/ship}


(4)   Movement; Guys r like mobile metallic delocalised electrons. always movin from atom 2 atom {Dey neva stay in 1 place, always moving from girl 2 girl without guilty or remorse!}


(5)   State of matter: Guys r like Gases, always in a state of random motion and colliding into each other {They full of ?naci? and then even between demselves they fight n? fight and spread enmity}


(6)   Electrolysis: Guys r like gold plated copper cathodes, They show u their outsides all shiny n? nice, but it doesn?t really belong 2 dem. {(a) like 2 show u dat they r rich & feel sophisticated. give u presents even if u just insulted da hell outta him, but actually it?s not his ride and not his money OR (b) act like an angel on da outside but on da inside he?s a monster {pro?lly worse dan Voldermort!}}-and in da end dey call u materialistic, when wud dey realise dat talaka da mai kudi duk Allah ya yi su?


(7)   Radiation; Guys r like Cobalt-60, Gamma rays; when they pass thru a human, they break up da molecules of da human cells and eventually cause cancer {guys pass thru ur life and leave da molecules of ya heart broken!}

LOL...LALLAI MAZA AN GAMA DA KU WALLAHI

there iz nuttin like an gama da mu,we r stll on top,itz a man's world.ke kuma fateez kin kawo kanki xpect ma counter attack.

[Fateez]

there iz nuttin like an gama da mu,we r stll on top,itz a man's world.ke kuma fateez kin kawo kanki xpect ma counter attack.

hehehehe....na kawo kaina 4 wat? oooh Sasalati dats wat i call real "Borin Kunya."

[figorms]

REF:

MUDA :
R U SAYING THAT  GILRS R  MATERIALISTIC? WELL DID U GET AN OVERVIEW  ON  GIRLS CHEMISTRY. YOU KNOW
WHY I LOVE CHEMISTRY ? IS A SUBJECT THAT GIVES U A
COMPLETE DEFINATION, STRUCTURE,PROPERTIES,REACTION etc.

oooooh nice!! Chemistry!!![/i]


1. PERIODIC TABLE:
BELONGS TO THE LAST ROW  OF "ADAMS FAMILY".

hehehe Adam's Family eh? well if gals r from Adams family, then guys r also from Adam's fam, infact this means dat girls r like Morticia and Wednesday {Smart & Sensible} and guys r like uncle Fester and Pugsley {yuk!!!}[/i]


2. ATOMIC NUMBER:
  MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF NUMBERS WORLDWIDE AND CONTINUE TO INCREASE DRASTICALLY.

meaning we rule and we rock da world!


3. ATOMIC WEIGHT:
 REALLY HEAVY.   MOLECULAR FORMULAR .............Ibs.

since when did scientist start measuring molecular formular in pounds?[/i]

4.AFFINITY:
HIGH AFFINITY TO MONEY,GOLD,DIAMONDS................ mmmmmm.

ya know, one thing about affinity is dat it doesn't take place if it wasn't offered by a positively charged element, isn't it da guys dat offer da gold and Diamondz?[/i]


7.REACTION AND PRODUCTION:
MOST POWERFUL ELEMENT FOR REACTION AND PRODUCTION OF "gossip".
hmm..u still dey dis world? don't ya know dat this reaction has been reversed, it's now guys dat do da gossiping[/i]

9.CATALYST:
AN EXTREMLY GOOD CATALYST FOR DEPRESSION OF LIFE
AND DISPERSSION OF WEALTH."PROBABLY THE MOST POWERFUL INCOME REDUCING AGENT KNOWN".

hehehehe, i hope u realise dat a reducing agent gets oxidized, meanin a reducing agent gives out generously, so yeah dat's cool girls r known 4 being generous[/i]

that kool fateez ni kin gama min komai, but i still like to kow wat da boyz wold look like after this issue.