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[ummita]

*signs* keepin ker cuppa tea down.........wats really ur case pa'h?
Dunno know, if u say I am, den b it, If I consida mah self not 2 b in ur (pee eye em pee) diary den I aint. I need no xplanation as u'll kno betta. Wat do u reckon? If I am, den d nxt 2 cum on ur list wud b.."u know her betta dan I do" :wink:  Choose ur pick! Am welkomin u 2 d d kanoonline forum, its up 2 the FAMILY 2 welkom u in2 their clan I guess.  Anways got betta things 2 do.... naaaa if u'll xcuse me brov,....gotta attend 2 mah family.

Its been a while fammmmmmm, I miss ya'all(she laffs) Washaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Kitkat?(she laffs)

[ummita]

IS THERE ANY MEMBER WHO OWNS A PET?

I have 4 dogs and 2 cats.
In fact one of the dogs just had 4 pups but one died so thats 7 dogs now!

Ohhhh, am scared f dogs & cats r even d worst. D lass tym a cat jumped on me, I was told dat I passed out. No wayyyy cats uh uh uh.....I dnt even accept cards wit catty pics.....no way! Dnt feel bad kitkat. I definately know how u luv dem. I know wat it feels 2 luv a pet. Am sure dem puppies r cute. I dnt mind lookin @ dem from afar

Oh boi, I lurvvvvvvvvvvvv ma pets more dan anythin in this entire universe. U really got me goin, am juss happy 2 speak bout dem. So lemme rant on a bit..... Dey mean d world 2 me, dey cum first in er'thang. I care 4 dem 2 death. And am against any1 who is against dem. I hav dem 4 more dan 6yrs now. Travelling wit out dem is like travellin without ur heart (she laffs). I sometyms skip lectures juss 2 cum hme & check if dey alryt. dats if I wake up seein dem not in a very gud state of health. Alot of mah freinds lurv dem. And dey always gettin cute, antique presents from ma freinds, family & relatives. (so u guys shud start sending but u'll hav 2 start sending d owner presents den her babies will hav theirs, she laffs) They make me smile after a bad day (juss lookin @ dem gives happiness) and I thank Allah 4 givin me these adorable cute creatures. I lost one died a feeeeew mnths bck. Mah worldturned apart. I was lost in shambles. Although I still hav d rest but that particular one, I adored so much. As I type, I glanced @ dem & dey made me smile. I had so manyyyyyyyy of their pics. They all hav names. They are sooooo gorgeous. Anyone who knows me knows dat dem creatures r part of me, my living, infact er'thang. NO WORDS AN EVA DESCRIBE MAH LOV 4 DEM. Some said I was obessed but ppls words dont get me down. Its juss pure luv. Wen u hav something 4 so so so long u automatically bcum attached 2 dem. Even though dey dnt tlk but dey know meeee so much. &
I LUVVVVV DEM WIT EVERY BEAT OF MAH HEART....................
KItkat guess wat mah pets r?
Any1 Guess wat kinda pets r they?

[Muawiyya]

IS THERE ANY MEMBER WHO OWNS A PET?

I have 4 dogs and 2 cats.
In fact one of the dogs just had 4 pups but one died so thats 7 dogs now!

KItkat guess wat mah pets r?
Any1 Guess wat kinda pets r they?

BURGU NE PETS DINKI?.......NACE GARI KO MALAMA UMMITA? :lol:

[kitkat]

IS THERE ANY MEMBER WHO OWNS A PET?

I have 4 dogs and 2 cats.
In fact one of the dogs just had 4 pups but one died so thats 7 dogs now!

Ohhhh, am scared f dogs & cats r even d worst. D lass tym a cat jumped on me, I was told dat I passed out. No wayyyy cats uh uh uh.....I dnt even accept cards wit catty pics.....no way! Dnt feel bad kitkat. I definately know how u luv dem. I know wat it feels 2 luv a pet. Am sure dem puppies r cute. I dnt mind lookin @ dem from afar

Oh boi, I lurvvvvvvvvvvvv ma pets more dan anythin in this entire universe. U really got me goin, am juss happy 2 speak bout dem. So lemme rant on a bit..... Dey mean d world 2 me, dey cum first in er'thang. I care 4 dem 2 death. And am against any1 who is against dem. I hav dem 4 more dan 6yrs now. Travelling wit out dem is like travellin without ur heart (she laffs). I sometyms skip lectures juss 2 cum hme & check if dey alryt. dats if I wake up seein dem not in a very gud state of health. Alot of mah freinds lurv dem. And dey always gettin cute, antique presents from ma freinds, family & relatives. (so u guys shud start sending but u'll hav 2 start sending d owner presents den her babies will hav theirs, she laffs) They make me smile after a bad day (juss lookin @ dem gives happiness) and I thank Allah 4 givin me these adorable cute creatures. I lost one died a feeeeew mnths bck. Mah worldturned apart. I was lost in shambles. Although I still hav d rest but that particular one, I adored so much. As I type, I glanced @ dem & dey made me smile. I had so manyyyyyyyy of their pics. They all hav names. They are sooooo gorgeous. Anyone who knows me knows dat dem creatures r part of me, my living, infact er'thang. NO WORDS AN EVA DESCRIBE MAH LOV 4 DEM. Some said I was obessed but ppls words dont get me down. Its juss pure luv. Wen u hav something 4 so so so long u automatically bcum attached 2 dem. Even though dey dnt tlk but dey know meeee so much. &
I LUVVVVV DEM WIT EVERY BEAT OF MAH HEART....................
KItkat guess wat mah pets r?
Any1 Guess wat kinda pets r they?

Sounds like a pair of hamsters or gerbils right?

[Twinkle]

Hey Ummita, nice 2 hav u bck. .............u hate cats? I dont blame you, their eyes at night scares the living day out of me.

Kitkat my niece got Hapstaz, I hate them. Their food stink, they make squeeky noise once the light is off.

Back to ummita, Uhmmm uhmmmmm  what could your pets be? :?:  

TORTOISE!!!! :D  THATS ITS I GOT IT RIGHT. DIDNT I? :shock:

AS FOR ME,  I GOT TWO PARROTS, ONE MALE, ONE FEMALE.

[dan kauye]

I dont even what ya'all rapping about here.  :evil:

hey sa-salati stop guest-appearing & be urself..abi guts & glory don finish ne?LMAO!

[dan kauye]

ummita me cant guess ..jus tell us di kain pet wey u get ..abi da kishirwar azumi zamu ji ko kuma da wasa kwakwalwa?..lol

kit-katty dats breathtaking ..did u say 7 /4/ or 8 dogs plus cats?(eniway i'm not too surprise bout d cat stuff..lol)

hah now U  twinkle aka d new miss spitfire..lol...now i see why i shudnt be surprised @ all u rote in respect 2 WANNABE-SA-SALATI..did u say u gat 2 parrots? bravo!



HEY'ALL I DONT MEAN NO HARM YA'KNW...I'M LIKE JUSS KIDDING!

[dan kauye]

ummita me cant guess ..jus tell us di kain pet wey u get ..abi da kishirwar azumi zamu ji ko kuma da wasa kwakwalwa?..lol

kit-katty dats breathtaking ..did u say 7 /4/ or 8 dogs plus cats?(eniway i'm not too surprise bout d cat stuff..lol)

hah now U  twinkle aka d new miss spitfire..lol...now i see why i shudnt be surprised @ all u rote in respect 2 WANNABE-SA-SALATI..did u say u gat 2 parrots? bravo!



HEY'ALL I DONT MEAN NO HARM YA'KNW...I'M LIKE JUSS KIDDING!

[gogannaka]

Well for those curious fellas that want to know ummita's pets:they are 2 pairs of fish (yes twinkle,male and female also)...unfortunately one of them recently poked ummita with its fin and she had to take several rounds of tetanus injections.That fish was marinaded and served for dinner............now they are three...

I bet u, if u want to offend ummitah,try brutalizing the fish  :twisted:

[Ibro2g]

Hmmm... and may we be redeemed!

[Hafsy_Lady]

HISS YA'ALL DONT KNOW.............SHE GOT  TWO BIG FAT HUGE GORILLAS.

I GOT A CUTE WHITE CAT AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT 3YRS AGO. SHE WAS COVERED IN A PINK SHOWEL AND PACKAGED IN A LITTLE BASKET.  AND TO ME, THAT WAS THE CUTEST LITTLE THING. SHE PURRSS BEAUTIFULLY AND SEDUCTIVELY. BUT ONE DAY I WOKE UP NOT LIKING HER IN HER NATURAL WHITE FUR AROUND MID SEP. UMMITA WAS ON HOLS IN MY HOUSE AT THAT TIME, AND I JOKINGKLY TOLD HER I DONT LIKE MY CAT'S WHITE FUR. SHE HATED CATS ANYWAYS AND WE ALWAYS USE TO HAVE A BIG FIGHT. SO SHE SUGGESTED I USE WATER COLOUR AND BRUSH TO PAINT HER UP. I PAINTED HER ALL IN PINK.  SHE KEPT PURRING AND SCREECHING. LORD! SHE CAME OUT ALL IN PINK. INITIALLY WE CALL HER SAFAH BUT SINCE THAT DAY EVERYONE CALLED HER PINKY. AND I ALSO PAINTED HER CLAWS IN ORANGE. UMMITA WAS HAVING A BIG LAUGH AND WATCHING FROM A VERY FAR DISTANCE STANDING ON MY BED. NOW I TAUGHT OVER IT, AND AM THINKING. THATS SO CRUDE, EVIL, AND UNFAIR OF HER TO MY CAT  :evil: . MY CAT WENT OUT ON THAT DAY AND IT RAINED. SHE LOOKED DISGUSTING! SHE DIED LAST YEAR SHE CREPT INTO ONE OF MY BROTHERS BIG BOOTS GOT TRAPPED HEADS FIRST, STRUGGLED SO HARD AND DIED OF SUFFOCATION :cry: AND ANYTIME I REMEMBER WHAT UMMITA MADE ME DO, I DEEPLY FEEL SORRY AND REGRETFUL FOR SUCH AN "INFLUENCED ACT" :cry: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHETHER YOU IS THE ONE WHO KILLED MY CAT, CUS YOU HATED HER SO MUCH. UMMITA U AINT FAIR :cry:   MAY PINKY'Z SOUL REST IN PEACE.  

WHATS THE MOST EVIL THING ANY MEMBER DONE? LET ME SEE THE HONEST ONCES AMONGST US HERE....[/b]

[Hafsy_Lady]

AM LISTENING, DAYAKE KUNJI ANCE EVIL KOWA YAYI SHIRU. BA GASKIYA! :roll:

[Anonymous]

SHE DIED LAST YEAR SHE CREPT INTO ONE OF MY BROTHERS BIG BOOTS GOT TRAPPED HEADS FIRST, STRUGGLED SO HARD AND DIED OF SUFFOCATION :cry: AND ANYTIME I REMEMBER WHAT UMMITA MADE ME DO, I DEEPLY FEEL SORRY AND REGRETFUL FOR SUCH AN "INFLUENCED ACT" :cry: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHETHER YOU IS THE ONE WHO KILLED MY CAT, CUS YOU HATED HER SO MUCH. UMMITA U AINT FAIR :cry:   MAY PINKY'Z SOUL REST IN PEACE.  
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ALLAHU AKBAR, ALLAH YA JIKAN YER KYAWARKI YANMATA. AMMAN DAI MALAMA UMMITA BATA KYAUTA BA. KIYI HAKURI HAJIYA HAFSY.


NIDAI INA DAN AKUYA DA SHANAYE BIYU DA YAR ZAKARA DAYA. DA YER TUNKIYA DAYA. SAI KUMA KAZA DAYA WANDA TANA GAB DA KYANKYASA. IDAN TA KYANKYASHE KWAI GUDA 5 TO ZAN TASHI DA JIRAJIRAN KAGI GUDA BIYAR.

NIDAI A NAWA YAR TUNANIN, ABINDA UMMITA KEDASHI SHINE TANTABARU. (PIDGEONS)  :D

[Muawiya]

MUAWIYA...........ABOVE

ABUN NAKU NE SAI A HANKALI ZAMU KOYA

[dan kauye]

kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! hafcy!..is dat story of urs tru or som kind of a make believe??? if its' tru den u mustav shed an ocean of tears(oh poor u!) ummita deserves 100 slashes of bulala ..nah dats not all..she shud be locked up in a cage fulla cats & dogs 4 weeks sai kuma muga karewar catophobia or dogiephobia..is dat oky wid u 1/2cy? now smile! :D

now bak 2 biz..the most evilish thing dan-kauye eva did???..kai dats hard one..lemme think..erm..uh..(scratching his head)..kai wallahi me cant think of any..mayb coz u made it sound serious ..y'knw 2 eer is human..all d evil things me done na small small ones..abi make i tell una??..oky i'll let y'all in L8a!

now now now..ma questions nima....

dnt y'all think 1/2CY is a troublemaker yet very humorous?(bite me)
there's dis guest who seem 2 be a regular onlyner & whose name is MU'AWIYA..wen wud u be a registered memba? :D

HAFCY..whut's dis worst sin u said u commited only thrice(looking curious) :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

does UMMITA owns d whole world's tyme ?(she post longggg replies:very kool & terrific though)

wudnt DAN-KAUYE look flyer bumping on his donkey rather dan cruzing in a bently(DAN-KAUYE..nawa 4 ur dreeams...e fit materialize sha ..abi?..lol)

SA-SALATI ...has anyone eva blessed u? :twisted:

how tru is it dat UMMITA  is a bio-chemist in d making? :wink:  :wink:  :D  :D  :D

where's STR8TALKING?(honey i miss ya online sosai;PS ..i've renovated ur bukkah...new mat..big bamboo bed..& all!..lol..plz come home)

is GIMBIYA really a model?(dan-kauye gat new label coming...kauye-wearsdenims)

dont y'all think UMMITA is unik as a star & kool as ice(freeeze gurl..lol)

GOGANNAKA ..is it tru u dey study 4 B.U.K?(ance kullum ana ganin ka agaban nana hall)

whut if IHSAN turns MLBASH down?(bani na fada ba gaya min aka yi)

is TWINKLE really as gorgeous as she sounds?(duh..naomi campbell)

shudnt admin a.ka webmasta a.k.a S.DANYARO be blessed 4 bringing d northern youth folk 2gether?(if not how wud dan-kauye hav met d goruba (i mean apple ) of his eyes?)

is FIGORMS really a chinese dude?(chi ho quin koto chi choi hoo hoo)

isn't TWINKLE a changed gurl  since her war wit SA-SETANIC(i mean sa-salati?)

is IBRO2G  tryna brew up som kinda fa beef wit DAN-KAUYE?(hattara dai yaro...juss bugging)

isnt SA-SASALATI going haywire ? using multiple handles in here? :evil:  :evil:

isnt EMTL an islamic scholar?(JAZAKHALLU HAIRAN)

is 1/2CY as pretty as she once said is?(abi no be u talkam pages bak?) :twisted:

dont 'yall think FATEEZ is soopa doopa fly?(PS;i hear say u be DC's die hard fan..but i dunno if u know say beyonce don break leg 4 dance reharsals..so thier nu album release date has bin pushed bak) :roll:  :roll:
& last not least...

isnt DAN-KAUYE da flyyyyyyyyyyyest dude in k-online?(feels gooood 2 be a lil selfish)

PROVIDE ANSAS & MORE QUESTIONS SHALL FOLLOW.PEACE YA'LL!
(PS;NO OFFENCE 2 ALL JUST PLAIN FUN)