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Offline JiboNura

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Yanning power@DVD.com
« on: January 22, 2004, 09:23:59 PM »
This letter is from X file to LUV/high tecc.htm

3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,
 Tech Support Dear Tech Support:

 Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
 and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower
 and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly
 under Boyfriend 5.0

 In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other
 valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed
 undesirable programs such as FOOTBALL 5.0 and CRICKET 3.0.

 Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6
 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging
 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

 Desperate

 ***************************

 Dear Desperate,

 First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
 package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try
 to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2 beta.
 Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications:
 Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can
 cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
 silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 ME, or Beer 6.1.
 Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
 SnoringLoudly.WAV files.

 DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
 Boyfriend program (versions 1 to n+1). These are not supported
 applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

 In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
 does have a limited memory and cannot learn new
 applications quickly. You might consider buying
 additional software to improve performance. I
 personally recommend Hot Food

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Re: Yanning power@DVD.com
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2004, 01:58:42 AM »
Hahaha...very funny...nice post Jibo!
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Re: Yanning power@DVD.com
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2004, 05:53:58 PM »
Is zis joke 6.3 creadted by microsoft?
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Re: Yanning power@DVD.com
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2004, 06:00:54 PM »
;D nice joke Jibo

lol@ Muda...what do u think? 8)
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Re: Yanning power@DVD.com
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2004, 06:19:55 PM »
this is quite interesting  8)
oyayya ruwan zuma, in kasha......

 


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