SECRET CRUSH

[Konan]

i already told u online im not gonna say on here coz u mite get embarrassed

[Dan-Borno]

SEASON 4 OF DAN-BORNO'S SECRET CRUSH

EPISODE TITLE -  DAN-BORNO VS YAR EGBIRA

watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HUSNAA]

Kai Dan Borno ba a haka. Baza ka koro mu daga general board ba with enticements of yr clandestine affairs with yr Egbira GF.. ka samuna salivating for juicy gossips, and just kayi mana dangwaliliya da Episode title.. Dont cry wolf when there isnt one around... haba   :P

[Dan-Borno]

I have the authority of the most powerful Moderator,
the mouse and keyboard of kanoonline, the General
Overseer and King of Chit Chat to Crown you as the
General Officer Commanding (GOC) Gossip Column.

Congratulations Auntyn Muhsin ;D  ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D

[Muhsin]

SEASON 4 OF DAN-BORNO'S SECRET CRUSH

EPISODE TITLE -  DAN-BORNO VS YAR EGBIRA

watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL...we are waiting for it.

[HUSNAA]

I have the authority of the most powerful Moderator,
the mouse and keyboard of kanoonline, the General
Overseer and King of Chit Chat to Crown you as the
General Officer Commanding (GOC) Gossip Column.

Congratulations Auntyn Muhsin ;D  ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D

Dont change the subject lol!! ;D

[Dan-Borno]

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    Prof, Muhsin, Goggannaka, Alkanawi, & Admin dancing
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Hey, I know you are eager to hear about this Egbira girl, its
a true life story and the names i am mentioning are never
fictitious.

I met this girl between the period of 1996 and 1997 in the
town of Damaturu, as at that time she was pursuing her
National Diploma with the Fed. Poly Damaturu while the
Actor is seriously into business of so many things including
smuggling of petrol into neighbouring countries, dillanci,
importation of bread to the fulani empire, illegal importation
of yan chi rani from other countries including giving them
fake residence permit all which are contrary to my country's
laws.

So, this girl fine for face, body and including her heart no be
small and i come to luv her so many ways.  Those days babu
GSM except that 090 which is very expensive, so monitoring
movement is not easy.

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I asked her who is this guy, she couldnt give me enough
explanation.  So, Habiba, after all this wahala including paying
your school fees, helping you do your research for final year
and all the encouragements, this is how you are paying me
back - oh my Allah, ciwon zuciya zai kashe ni, did you know
this guy you are going out with?  He has impregnated 3 girls
around the border areas and now he is with you, chei.

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THE END  8)

[HUSNAA]

Tssuii!!!  :(

Kai! Why did I ever read it ma? its not worth 0s and 1s that u keyed in to type the incredible unimaginative heads and tails and no body story..... imaginary igbira girl....dream on...     :-X

[Dan-Borno]

iyayen gulma sun sako kai  ;D   ;D   

[Muhsin]

DB, the scratch of the CD, I suspect, reduces some falvour in your story. Why did it scratch? LOL ;D

[gogannaka]

LOL wonder never end!.
DB ka bani dariya wallahi..
Wai CD scratch.....*falls off laughing*

Har da importation of bread...waduz and ummita got to see this  ;D

Toh did she become the 4th one or did the guy change after meeting her?

[bakangizo]

Alan gunburo, wannan wane irin labari ne haka daga "introduction" sai "conclusion". Ina "main body" of the gist ?

[waduz]

"importation of bread to the fulani empire...."


Goga, ka san ai mutanen namu basu san bread ba. Su kam dai ka barsu a heap of "buski da miyan karasuwa", suna ci suna kora ruwa akai!...............

[gogannaka]

U dey here dey ramble, waduz,your sister Ummita dey for cooking forum dey girate over her inability to make simple waina.
Make DB no hear that one  :-X

[Dan-Borno]

GGNK na inside my ear i dey hear this one.
Waduz, bari na baka wani labari off topic,
When His Excellency, Alhaji Bukar Abba Ibrahim
Executive Governor of Yobe State visit a town
called TARMUWA in Yobe State, the town is
a heaven to all fulani within that axis.  In the
cause of His Excellency's speech, he promised
that his Government is going to build schools,
bore hole, hospitals and other infrastructures.
The leader of the fulani was asked to give a
thank you remark over the speech by the governor.
and he said  in the normal fulani tonation
"....Mun gode da zuwan gwamna Abba Ibrahim,
amma duk wannan abun da aka ce za a yi muna,
mu dai kam in har akayi mana Injin buga Burudo
wallahi komai ya isa..."

So, waduz, this is when I started importing bread
to the fulani guys.