Make Me Laugh!

[waduz]

Goga, give us one laughing stock please! ;D

[*~MuDa~*]

Ga wani crazy one here....

The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual
that happened during the past week.

Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week - " he
began.

"Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. "Is he all right now?"

"He must be," said little Irving. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."

[bakangizo]

Wannan labarin gaskiya ne ya faru, at least haka wanda ya bani labarin ya ce.

Wai wani mutum ne suka yi fada da matarsa, har abin ya kai tayi zuciya bata yi masa magana. Ga shi kuma zai kai ta gidan iyayen ta  a can Hotoro da yamma. Bayan ya dawo daga aiki, ta shirya ta shiga bayan mota (owners kwana) ta kame, shi kuma ya shiga gaba ya ja mota, kowa na tunanin abin da ya dame shi, ba mai cewa kowa kala. Can sun kawo wajen Aminu Kano Teaching hospictal, sai ya ga wata tsaleliyar yarinya a bakin titi tana jiran mota. Gogannaka ai ba sai ya manta yana tare da matarsa ba. Sai kawai ya ja birki, ya paka gefen titi, ya ce "'yam mata ina zaki ne?". Ta ce "Zaria road, wajen Na'ibawa". Ya ce "shigo mana muje". Yarinya kuwa ta bude gaban mota ta shige ;D

Duk wannan abin matar tana seat din baya, zuciya na cin ta ta kasa magana. Tayi shiru kawai tana kallon ikon Allah! Can dai DA taga abin ya wuce wasa, don su da zasu Hotoro, sai taga an karya kwanar AKTH roundabout an nufi Zaria road. Sai ta maganu..."mutum dai komai rashin mutuncinsa, ai ya kaini gida tukun >:(" . Mutumin ba kawai sai ya ji maganar daga bayan mota ba kamar a mafarki? Ai sai ya taka wani lafiyayyen birki, ya mika hannu ya bude kofar inda yarinyar take zaune.."FITA DAN UBANKI, FITA. MARA KUNYA, 'YAR ISKA!!!" ;D ;D

[Dan-Borno]

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[HUSNAA]

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[MySeLf]

Those smileys are more funnier than Bgizo story Lol

[IBB]

Honestly. I didnt really laugh at the joke until i scoll down to these smileys

[gogannaka]

You've got to see this...Just keep watching....very funny  ;D


http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

[HUSNAA]

THAT. 
wasnt funny.

It was
brutal.

I have a mild headache as a result. >:(

[gogannaka]

LOL  ;D  ;D

Eyya sorry!

[HUSNAA]

LOL  ;D  ;D

Eyya sorry!

lol it was a one minute headache   ;D. Its disappeared.. ;D ;D :D

[IBB]

You've got to see this...Just keep watching....very funny  ;D


http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

okay?

[Dave_McEwan_Hill]

Couple of wee jokes.
First one for engineers.

A lunatic escapes from an asylum and breaks into a house where a young woman is dong her washing and rapes her, then runs away.
Newspaper headline the next day
" Nut screws washer and bolts."

A small insane clairvoyant escapes from an asylum.
Newspaper headline next day
" Small medium at large"

[Dave_McEwan_Hill]

This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is  a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause."

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.
(Now I  know why they record these conversations!):

Operator:         "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
Caller:              "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
Operator:         "What sort of trouble??"
Caller:              "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
Operator:         "Went away?"
Caller:              "They disappeared"
Operator:         "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
Caller:              "Nothing."
Operator:         "Nothing??"
Caller:              "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Operator:         "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"
Caller:              "How do I tell?"
Operator:         "Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen??"
Caller:              "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator:         "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
Caller:              "There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
Operator:         "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
Caller:              "What's a monitor?"
Operator:         "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a
                        little light that tells you when its on ? ?
Caller:               "I don't know."
Operator:          "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power
                       cord goes into it. Can you see that??"
Caller:              "Yes, I think so."
Operator:         "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller:              "Yes, it is."
Operator:         "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two
                        cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"
Caller:               "No."
Operator:          "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
Caller:               "Okay, here it is."
Operator:          "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
Caller:               "I can't reach."
Operator:          "OK. Well, can you see if it is??"
Caller:               "No."
Operator:          "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"
Caller:               "Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark."
Operator:          "Dark??"
Caller:               "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
Operator:           "Well, turn on the office light then."
Caller:               "I can't."
Operator:          "No? Why not??"
Caller:               "Because there's a power failure."
Operator:           "A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now.
                         Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your
                         computer came in??"
Caller:               "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
Operator:           "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like
                         it was when you got it.
                         Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
Caller:                "Really? Is it that bad?"
Operator:           "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller:                "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"
Operator:           "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!!!"

[waduz]

Wannan labarin gaskiya ne ya faru, at least haka wanda ya bani labarin ya ce.

Wai wani mutum ne suka yi fada da matarsa, har abin ya kai tayi zuciya bata yi masa magana. Ga shi kuma zai kai ta gidan iyayen ta  a can Hotoro da yamma. Bayan ya dawo daga aiki, ta shirya ta shiga bayan mota (owners kwana) ta kame, shi kuma ya shiga gaba ya ja mota, kowa na tunanin abin da ya dame shi, ba mai cewa kowa kala. Can sun kawo wajen Aminu Kano Teaching hospictal, sai ya ga wata tsaleliyar yarinya a bakin titi tana jiran mota. Gogannaka ai ba sai ya manta yana tare da matarsa ba. Sai kawai ya ja birki, ya paka gefen titi, ya ce "'yam mata ina zaki ne?". Ta ce "Zaria road, wajen Na'ibawa". Ya ce "shigo mana muje". Yarinya kuwa ta bude gaban mota ta shige ;D

Duk wannan abin matar tana seat din baya, zuciya na cin ta ta kasa magana. Tayi shiru kawai tana kallon ikon Allah! Can dai DA taga abin ya wuce wasa, don su da zasu Hotoro, sai taga an karya kwanar AKTH roundabout an nufi Zaria road. Sai ta maganu..."mutum dai komai rashin mutuncinsa, ai ya kaini gida tukun >:(" . Mutumin ba kawai sai ya ji maganar daga bayan mota ba kamar a mafarki? Ai sai ya taka wani lafiyayyen birki, ya mika hannu ya bude kofar inda yarinyar take zaune.."FITA DAN UBANKI, FITA. MARA KUNYA, 'YAR ISKA!!!" ;D ;D

Gogannaka da ke cikin wannan labarin kam namu ne, ko kuwa wani dabam? ;D ;D Amma kuwa ya yi katobara. Kuma ya nuna da ma aikinsa ne, dauke dauke a hanya! Ko ba haka ba? lol......