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Kofa is olinside the CITY..

Yes Gujungu City ;D

G-Naka u dey? long time.

Its like this K-ONLINE is boring,i always visit the site but.................... :-X

QuoteIts like this K-ONLINE is boring,i always visit the site but.................... :-X

We r very sorry samie......we didnt even welcome u to the family.........u see our hospitable hosts seem to be a little bit busy this time of the year...namely:Ibro 2g (who is serving a life sentence with the possibility of parole......lucky him.)

Ummita(has a very bad flu.....the flu strong pass our imagination coz it has defied all modern medicine.....ummitah had to resort to our trado medical doc in the house by the name tukurtukur ;D ;D)

The last but not least is Fulanicious(well she was last seen by our informant(real name:venom) in iraq serving the poor victims of the american invasion.......she's the charity type)



So u see, the site has every reason to be boring.....................................................but i think the discussants of the death penalty and shariah issues are not finding it boring(wid their long long posts that cud only be read offline)


anywayz...........samie u r welcome to the family of kanoonline
have the nicest of times 8) 8) 8)










but first go introduce urself in the jjc corner ;D ;D :D ;)

based on how u all sound, this i think is how u wd look and an examination of ur psyche.

1. waziri: i think u have a goatee. u r dark n of average height. were u ever a government employee? u sound like one.

2. al-hamza: is short. almost a dwarf. i think he also has a huge head. d head cd be all brain but he convincingly sounds like its all fluid.

3. lionger: sometimes sounds male n sometimes sounds female. lets say its androgynous. it is well read but has been unable to develop all that information into one picture. thus it sounds like a blend of colin powell n donald rumsfeld.

4. jack fulcher: has a potbelly n a florid complexion. he definitely sounds like a bureaucrat, balandly unhelpful.

5. mudacris: ludacris, ludicrous, ridiculous.

6. ummita: i think u r dark n chubby with a round full face. i think u wd have a delicious voice. u r still young else u wdnt b so idealistic.

7. kilishi: says she is forty. i think u wd look like d stern but kindly aunt. dark, slim n severely beautiful.

8. medulla oblongata: i think u r a tomboy n very sexy. u like shocking ppl.

9. gimbiya: r u really royalty? deeply conservative.

10. ummulhuda: wears a burqa n thinks like she looks.

11. ibb: has a set of teeth that wd make a rake jealous.

12. eskimo. if u r d real thing, then no description needed. i dont think u r . u have a lond cadaverous face. u cannot reconcile d apparent confusion in islamic literature n it shows in ur behaviour.

13. baby gal: is one of those kano gals who has been spoilt by too much good living. she is fair n soft on d eye. like ice cream that is just begining to melt.

14. dave hill: has a pony tail.

15. maleek: is a science student. he is short n stout n has prickly skin.

16. dymequeen: looks how ummita sounds - funky.

17. zezezee: small, thin, light skinned. tiny.

Bashir: It sounds like u have 2 much time on ur hands  :D

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9. gimbiya: r u really royalty? deeply conservative.

conservative I have to be.

Bashir....go on describe yourself b4 we do!!!

venom: is coldblooded.

Bashir: has d passion of tom cruise n d aloofness of brad pitt. he's classically handsome n so in touch with his emotions, it hurts.

Quote7. kilishi: says she is forty. i think u wd look like d stern but kindly aunt. dark, slim n severely beautiful.

Hm Bashir u sound funny.

lol......finally a show on!

Y is it that I am labelled as the devil of Konline  :'(, peeps I am not evil I am just sarcastic there is a big difference.  

QuoteY is it that I am labelled as the devil of Konline ?:'(, peeps I am not evil I am just sarcastic there is a big difference. ?

Aaam i think the name VENOM says it all :-X



Amma dai bashir kayi son kai da yawa :P :P

so mr bash, r u goin to describe urself or u want baba eskimo to lead da way. cos i'm sure he will b honoured to do so. :D

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13. baby gal: is one of those kano gals who has been spoilt by too much good living. she is fair n soft on d eye. like ice cream that is just begining to melt.

lol  :D uve got time n energy...........wot make yu think im a kano gal and im spoit wai lalle i wish mennn

I beg, make una leave my friend Venom alone
 Venom is a nice angel u guyz just dont know him yet.... despite all d beef on arsenal and manU, venom is still my man, Venom, if they insist u r a devil, then u better jump in to the red devils ok man., As for whoz who????? I'm da Governor of the people for the betterment of the people, acknoledged.