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[Fateez]

LOL LOL JUST TOW DAYS AGO I SAW THAT ANCE MALLAMA FATEEEZ BAYERABIYA (YORUBA) CE INJI FIGORMS KUMA YAU NA DAWO NA GA YA BATA. HMMM DAN KAUYE ICE LAFIYA DAI KO?

huh? is it a crime 2 be yoruba? unfact emi ni omo Yoruba gan gan!  :wink:

infact it wud be a good thing 2 be Yoruba i really admire their culture and

girmamawa for their elders. But I'm hausa abi fulani, infact any1 u call mi

i'll accept

[Fateez]

AM LISTENING, DAYAKE KUNJI ANCE EVIL KOWA YAYI SHIRU. BA GASKIYA! :roll:

hehehe...i no go lie sha i did some evil things. I think da worst one was

to keep malice with ma mom when i was only 18 months old. it wasn't ma

fault, ma lil brother sadiq(aka ma partner in crime :wink:) was born only

18 months after i was born so i thot all da luv and care me mum had 4 mi

was gone. i was no longer yar-auta and she didn't even play wit mi as

much as b4. i was so depressed that i decided to stay away from her. i

was always stuck 2 ma dad and when he goes 2 work, i wud sit and watch

cartoonz alone all day. i didn't even let her carry mi or anything. dis

continued for about 8 years until i had enuff sense to think 4 maself. I

guess dats why up till now i'm not really close 2 ma mom and she says

she still doesn't understand mi till today {not ma fault rite? Now we're

best buddies}.
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And oh when i waz around 8-ish dis same sadiq was fighting with mi 4

razorblade then i told him 2 come and collect it when da blade waz in his

handz i just snatched it away and sliced his handz. he was just bleeding

without control i stood and stared {still didnt say a thing} ma mum

realised and took him 2 da hosp. he got 8 stitches on his hands and i

neva said sorry {until now}.
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And emmm...ma brothers always send mi around do dis do dat...do

everything...so one day i was sick and tired i didnt say anything, just

stood up and removed their nintendo wire an flogged them shege until

their skin turned red {hehe it's fun, ur older brothers crying cos of u}
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And again when i was in boarding skool there waz also dis senior dat used

2 pick on mi just cos i was hausa. So on da 2nd to last day of da term she

made mi pack her suit case! well when i finished she was sound asleep so

emm i squirted a smiley face with close up {tooth paste} on her hands.

so when she woke up da next morning da 1st thing she did was to wipe

her face and oh....she got it real bad hehehe i laughed all day. b4 she cud

send 4 mi i was on ma way 2 ma papas house!
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ummm...it's like i have got all day 2 spend i'm just bored!!!!

and emm...i'm not dat evil

[Twinkle]

    lol, lol, Fateez dat wasn't nice,  (experimenting on the poor child's blood flow rate). Anyway, we all had dat bit of evil/childish side, now we just tell stories.  :wink:
             

[dan kauye]

LOL LOL JUST TOW DAYS AGO I SAW THAT ANCE MALLAMA FATEEEZ BAYERABIYA (YORUBA) CE INJI FIGORMS KUMA YAU NA DAWO NA GA YA BATA. HMMM DAN KAUYE ICE LAFIYA DAI KO?

huh? is it a crime 2 be yoruba? unfact emi ni omo Yoruba gan gan!  :wink:

infact it wud be a good thing 2 be Yoruba i really admire their culture and

girmamawa for their elders. But I'm hausa abi fulani, infact any1 u call mi

i'll accept

thank u my sista.. :D  :D  :D  :D

toh bebeji..eagle eye...me aka hango yanzu kuma??(sticks out tongue)