Yanning power@DVD.com

[JiboNura]

This letter is from X file to LUV/high tecc.htm

3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,
Tech Support Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower
and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed
undesirable programs such as FOOTBALL 5.0 and CRICKET 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Desperate

***************************

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try
to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2 beta.
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications:
Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 ME, or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
SnoringLoudly.WAV files.

DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program (versions 1 to n+1). These are not supported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have a limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food

[Ibro2g]

Hahaha...very funny...nice post Jibo!

[*~MuDa~*]

Is zis joke 6.3 creadted by microsoft?

[Ihsan]

;D nice joke Jibo

lol@ Muda...what do u think? 8)

[Masoyi]

this is quite interesting  8)