Advice for women

[Saif-e-]

Sorry guys i know this is aimed at we guys but it was so funny i had to share it.So ladies listen up!!!!! :

(1)Dont imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.

(2)What do you do when your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door!

(3)If they put a man on the moon --they should be able to put em all up there.

(4)Never let your man's mind wander-- it's too little to be out alone.

(5)Go for  younger men. You might as well,they never mature anyway.

(6)Men are all the same --they just have different faces,so you can tell them apart.

(7)Definition of a bachelor:a man who missed the opportunity to make some woman's life miserable.

(8) Women dont make fools of men--most of them are the   do-it-yourself types.

(9)Best way to get  men to do anything is to tell them they are too old for it.

(10)Love is blind,but marriage is a real eye opener.

(11)If you want a commited man,look in a mental instituition.

(12)The children of Isreal wandered around the desert for 40 years.Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.

(13)If he asks you what sort of books you're interested in,tell him cheque-books

(14)Remember a sense of humour doesn't mean you tell him jokes;it just means  u laugh at his jokes.

(15)Sadly all men are created equal. :-[


I recently read that a survey shows that men are happier after a break-up from a relationship,while women generally become depressed.Wo-unto-Men!!!(Women). ;D

[Gimbiya]

You are so right, everything is so true.... you forgot to add all men are an a*s

[kilishi]

You are so right, everything is so true.... you forgot to add all men are an a*s

;D ;D ;D
Gimbiya you made me laugh,yeah is true men are that three letter words,but not all 8)

[Twinkle]

Su Kilishi, ina su balangu da tsire, naji wai kannan ki ne ko. Ki gaishe su.
Well a the topic, Advice 4 women. My advy will be women should try 2 stop bitching around, gossiping. Cos i think they got batter thins 2 do ;)

[MySeLf]

;D ;D ;D
Gimbiya you made me laugh,yeah is true men are that three letter words,but not all 8)

They all are kilishi, No exception. :-/

NEVER EVER EVER TRUST A MAN! :-X

[Anonymous]

They all are kilishi, No exception. :-/

NEVER EVER EVER TRUST A MAN! :-X

Lallai kam, haka ne!
Let me tell you something about women, by the time you
finish reading this, i just want all the women out there to  :-X

Women:

They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry

They cry when they are happy and laugh
when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in

They stand up for injustice

They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without new shoes so their chidlren can have them.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage.

They heart breaks when a friend dies.

They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they are about you. The heart of a women is what makes the world spin!.

Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope they give compassion and ideals.

They give moral support to their family and friends.

Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.

[Saif-e-]

:D :DYeah right;I think i read about all those female qualities.... :D :D :Din a story book!!! :D :D :DLOL.Nine nan,What did you say? :D:"stand up for Justice"  Please!...u make it sound like a war between good and evil . ;D ;D    

[Ibro2g]

See them all talking about men are thses and men are that.


You'll neva get the truth about men until u stop believing in dulusions that suits u or ur kind And start chasing whats true about em. The male Gender is the most transparent character ever which makes him quite easy to understand, unlike the complexivity of a lady, either sait or demon, their is only a thin red line.
PLus, men serve women all their lives if u watch closely, even Islam says so, they deliberately stupify themselves for the trust and pleasure of a woman (self-sacrifice), and protect em. But u know all a man gets...legally....a fat woman sitt'n on a bed doin nott'n. haha dont get mi wrong I'm exaggerat`n


I really gotta go now, ama keep an eye on this place.

[Gimbiya]

Ibro you are so right, but even if we give men a chance they prove us or our gals right. believe men there's no way out with you guys.

[Hausanicious]

Ibro you are so right, but even if we give men a chance they prove us or our gals right. believe men there's no way out with you guys.

Yauwa! kaji maganar gaskiya kenan.

[Anonymous]

men are so thesame all over just dai Allah ya hada mu da mafi alheri amin.

[Anonymous]

I recently read that a survey shows that men are happier after a break-up from a relationship,while women generally become depressed.Wo-unto-Men!!!(Women). ;D

that is so true men are alway relief after a break but women are always depressed why is it so???????????

[Ibro2g]

May I ask, what difference is the woman?
Who is better off?
Who takes more to evil? who.... ok wait
behind every succesful man is a....? and every evil one too.!


The truth is, "Mankind" is'nt perfect, and not everyone is the same, at the same time, the woman is just as corrupt, but here is mah arguement..."even more deadlier" than a man.

[DarkandUgly]

that is so true men are alway relief after a break but women are always depressed why is it so???????????

I believe its cos most guys after the relationship,know the kinda freedom they had been missin and they become happy to have it back while the gal who is more emotional is sad cos she does not have anybody to be close to anymore

[Hafsy_Lady]

They all are kilishi, No exception. :-/

NEVER EVER EVER TRUST A MAN! :-X

LIKE MAH HOME GUL USE TO SAY MEN ARE ROSES BUT JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS ;D......