Laugh Out Loud

IBB · November 20, 2003, 05:42:06 PM

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YES BALAGARGIYAR MACE JUST LIKE YOUR MAMA ;D
OR IS YOUR MOTHER NOT A MATURELADY? :-/

nop ma mama na cus. u be balagargiya

*~MuDa~* · November 23, 2003, 07:08:00 PM

just alittle advice guys, i dont like anybody 2 insult my mother, pls nobody try that shit, ok?

*~MuDa~* · December 06, 2003, 05:39:43 AM

When I get big, fat, and juicy...

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The Penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."

zezezee · December 06, 2003, 09:56:42 AM

Muda tu est Bad! :D

*~MuDa~* · December 06, 2003, 07:44:42 PM

to karya ne? 8)

Hausa Error · December 07, 2003, 04:50:52 PM

am back!! am back
senu da zuwan ku
sanu senu
de ku de baku seni ba de suna deni dhine  mohmodu

de shekara de murtala daya .toh shine nace beri nayi maku de introduction deni.

toh sai nazu nes time  zen zo labari

*~MuDa~* · December 09, 2003, 06:55:01 PM

                   
how about this:
                    Cohones de Toro... HOT!

A big Texan cowboy 8) stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.

Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" :P

The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy"!

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" ???

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins." :o

gogannaka · January 05, 2004, 02:48:15 AM

A boy told his mother that he wants a bike as his christmas present.The mother told him that he didnt deserve a bike since he hadn't been a good boy thruout the year.So she told him instead to go and write a letter to God,if God decides then he can get the bike.
The boy went to his room,picked up pen and paper and began:
"Dear God,
  Please i need a bike this Christmas."

Nahh, the boy tore this letter cos it wasn't good enough...he then wrote:
"Dear God,
 I know i've been a bad boy but i'll be a good boy if i get a bike this christmas.

Still this letter was not good enough for the boy so he went to his momma and said "momma i want to go to the church right now".Hearing this,momma said 'hallelujah'.The child has finally seen the light and has come to his senses.

They drove to the church and the boy went straight up to the podium where the statue of the virgin Mary was.When the boy was certain that no one was seeing him,he stole the statue.
When they went back home the boy went to his room,took out his pen and paper and wrote:

O.K GOD NOW I'VE GOT YA MOMMA SO BETTER GET ME THAT BIKE!

*~MuDa~* · January 05, 2004, 01:27:55 PM

so ze boy sink he can hold Allah on ransom, ko?

gogannaka · January 09, 2004, 04:23:46 PM

Hmn !! lib za daniska mana...

zezezee · January 09, 2004, 05:01:12 PM

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so ze boy sink he can hold Allah on ransom, ko?

u must be referring that to god de ko.
d boy na dan iska!

*~MuDa~* · January 10, 2004, 12:02:23 AM

A Nigerian igbo business tycoon was at a social gathering where other moguls and wealthy men were present. the igbo businessman looked for all ways to oppress the other rich men whom where present at the gathering.Just for that foolish reason, ?he sent his driver and had this conversation with him, "Driver go to my house,not the green one,the red one,Not the red one in ikoyi,the red one in victoria island,not the one in adeola odeku,the one in greek crescent,not no- 22,but no-11.it is blackgate you will see,fling it open you will see a green Honda civic.perpendicularly,adjecent opposite of the civic is a blue toyota carina E.it is not that one trigonometrically,geometrically,hypoteneously 90 degrees to the 306 is amazda 929.it is not that one.The mazda is very close to a reguler benz,the regular benz is behind a 406, the 406 is beside volvo S40 which is in front of a Honda CRV.that makes a crescent to the prado jeep,make a diagonal sharp turn to the left extreme right top corner,on your way to where i parked the M-class,very close to the E-class in front of the Beast at the back of the swimming pool is a lovely S-type Jaguar.Dont touch the bonnet, Go to the boot,fling it open.you will see white and blue briefcases .the red contains dollers 1o million dollers .dont touch it .the blue contains pounds,8million pounds.Dont touch it .the white contains naira,500S,200S,100S,50S 20,10 Naira denominations.I arranged them in hierarchial order.500 naira in the first layer.200 nairas in the second layer.100 naira 3rd layer,50 naira in 4th layer,20 naira 5th and 10 naira top floor.take one ten naira. go and buy pure water ,and dont forget to bring back my change....!"

Dante · January 10, 2004, 12:12:10 AM

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YES BALAGARGIYAR MACE JUST LIKE YOUR MAMA ;D
OR IS YOUR MOTHER NOT A MATURELADY? :-/

Salam,
i c there are some nasty ppl in this forum,
Take it eazy. This place is for helping each other with more
beneficial information.

gogannaka · January 10, 2004, 02:03:45 AM

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A Nigerian igbo business tycoon was at a social gathering where other moguls and wealthy men were present. the igbo businessman looked for all ways to oppress the other rich men whom where present at the gathering.Just for that foolish reason, ?he sent his driver and had this conversation with him, "Driver go to my house,not the green one,the red one,Not the red one in ikoyi,the red one in victoria island,not the one in adeola odeku,the one in greek crescent,not no- 22,but no-11.it is blackgate you will see,fling it open you will see a green Honda civic.perpendicularly,adjecent opposite of the civic is a blue toyota carina E.it is not that one trigonometrically,geometrically,hypoteneously 90 degrees to the 306 is amazda 929.it is not that one.The mazda is very close to a reguler benz,the regular benz is behind a 406, the 406 is beside volvo S40 which is in front of a Honda CRV.that makes a crescent to the prado jeep,make a diagonal sharp turn to the left extreme right top corner,on your way to where i parked the M-class,very close to the E-class in front of the Beast at the back of the swimming pool is a lovely S-type Jaguar.Dont touch the bonnet, Go to the boot,fling it open.you will see white and blue briefcases .the red contains dollers 1o million dollers .dont touch it .the blue contains pounds,8million pounds.Dont touch it .the white contains naira,500S,200S,100S,50S 20,10 Naira denominations.I arranged them in hierarchial order.500 naira in the first layer.200 nairas in the second layer.100 naira 3rd layer,50 naira in 4th layer,20 naira 5th and 10 naira top floor.take one ten naira. go and buy pure water ,and dont forget to bring back my change....!"

lol lol lol!!!!!!!!

u know the igbos wellu wellu ooh...they fit do am 4 real o...

My friend had an igbo freind.He sells spare parts.He paid a visit to my friend but met his absence so he told the "maigad"(security) "if he comes back tell him emeka pathfinder,Alloy rims,five spokes,cellular (back then the analogue cellular fone was vogue) has called"..................lol

Surprisingly, the maigad didn't 4get the description

Hausa Error · January 13, 2004, 10:51:03 PM

There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."
Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
The wife smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time".