beautiful quotes

[lionger]

Either you grow or you die - law of nature.
Every day for the thief, one day for the owner
Obey before complain (personal fav from sec. school :lol:)

[bakangizo]

This is health related and I got it from the weekly Today's Woman programme on NTA. I liked it.

"Your body is the baggage you have to carry for life; the more the toxin the heavier the load and the shorter the journey!"


So ma broda/sista careful what u eat :wink:

[neozizo]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.


Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.


Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won't expect it back.

I like work.  It fascinates me.  I  sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.



Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.


Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.


Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won't expect it back.

I like work.  It fascinates me.  I  sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

[HUSNAA]

I saw this explanation of the game of cricket on a drying cloth a long time ago, it was so good, I memorized it and I havent  forgotten it ever since:

CRICKET AS EXPLAINED TO A LAYMAN

You have two sides. One out in the field and one in.
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he is out, he
comes in and the next man goes in until he is out.
When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's
been in  goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
When all sides have been in and out including the not outs, that's the end
of the game.

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[HUSNAA]

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won't expect it back.

I like work.  It fascinates me.  I  sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Those were my favorites :P

[lionger]

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

LOL  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[bakangizo]

It is not power that corrupts but fear. Fear of losing power corrupts those who wield it and fear of the scourge of power corrupts those who are subject to it. - Aung San Suu Kyi

[*~MuDa~*]

Lies, darken the mouth and slander infuses the torments of the grave!  

[HUSNAA]

'Dont Get mad, get everything'
Ivana Trump Cameo on 'The First Wives Club'

[HUSNAA]

"There are a set of religious, or rather moral, writers who teach that virtue is the certain road to happiness, and vice to misery, in this world. A very wholesome and comfortable doctrine, and to which we have but one objection, that it is not true."
  ' Tom Jones' by Henry Fielding (1707-1754)

[neozizo]

The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings-Eric Hoffer

[neozizo]

No evil deed will go unpunished.Any evil done by man must be redressed.If not now,certainly later,and if not by man,then by God for the victory of evil  over good can only be temporaryDele GIwa

[jewel(abdulgee22)]

 "men shall always be men, while women shall forever dwell as their slaves"   

  From the  "Diary of an Unknown Soilder."

[HUSNAA]

"men shall always be men, while women shall forever dwell as their slaves"   

  From the  "Diary of an Unknown Soilder."

Now we know ur sentiments on gender relations

[alkanawi]

Most people are other people.Their thought are someone elses opinions.Their lives a mimicry,their passion a quotation. OSCAR WILDE

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. SAM RAYBURN

Trust in God but tie your camel. (attributed to MUHAMMAD S.A.W)