Nigerian Airways

Ihsan · November 20, 2002, 08:54:11 PM

OK OK lets get the tension down...read the thingy below, quite funny... ;D

Welcome to Nigeria AirWaste!

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.  This is your captain welcoming you on board of Nigeria Airways.

We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.

This is flight 126 to Lagos. Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the South. If luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village!

Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with pleasure, I announce that starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!.

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits!

For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Air Barka, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your set-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat ... and for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.

ENJOY Nigeria Airways!

Blaqueen · November 21, 2002, 01:05:53 AM

;D LMAO!!!! oh my!! may land in ur village!!! haha.. the whole thingie is toooo funny...lol

Ihsan · November 21, 2002, 01:19:42 AM

LOL...Wallah nima nayi dariya kamar me when I first read it.

Twinkle · November 21, 2002, 02:41:00 PM

Lol,  :D i never knew NA was the airline with the best services, god!!, thanx 4 letting us know, guys no more BA, SAA, SA or KLM.
hey,Dat means i can even get a flight straight 2 zaria :o without going throught Abuja or Kano. lol, lol

Anonymous · November 21, 2002, 02:58:30 PM

Nah babes, I wouldnt think a zill about that. Zaria is 2 good 4 NA 2 land there ;)

Fulanizzle · November 21, 2002, 02:59:03 PM

Amora Iso,  ur off the hook!!!!
that was tight!!!

Rose · November 21, 2002, 11:26:45 PM

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Ihsan you want laughter kill man pikin? ;)[/b]

Ihsan · November 21, 2002, 11:55:08 PM

hehehe...well it's quite funny how I came about it...I was just searching for NA on yahoo and that came up...when I read it, har yau dariya nike  ;D

Anonymous · November 22, 2002, 01:56:39 PM

Saw it on a 4warded mail, cudnt b bothered 2 read it up. Not till now when u had it.. Its quite a laff!!!.

Aydee Fella · December 14, 2002, 02:40:52 AM

HAHAHa  :D :D :D that was sooooo funny, keep em coming

Ibro2g · December 24, 2002, 02:22:16 PM

;)Thats quite a blow. Nija gotta do som`n about this, huh.I`ll get som`n for this page soon, brb ok

Ibro2g · December 25, 2002, 03:22:07 PM

I`m back, Sorry it took so long...anywayz:
  There waz this german sinner who died and eventually went to hell, on reaching the hell reception, he dicovered

there is a hell for every country...he knew his country`s hell will be a very mean hell so he went to the american

hell. He saw the kind of punishments being done there: The people there will sit on an electric chair for an a

quater of the day, and then sleep on a bed of nails for another quater, then be beaten up by the demon of the hell

for the rest of the day. He thought it was horrible so he went to three other Hells, that of England, Spain and

China, but there was`nt any difference. He suddenly noticed a long cue on the gate of one of the hells, and he

climbed up a piller to see the name: The NIGERIAN HELL, he saw. He asked a man in the cue what is being

don there, he said " well...they make you sit on an electric chair for an a quater of the day, and then sleep on a bed

of nails for another quater, then be beaten...." he cuts him off" but that is what is being done in all the other hells,

why rush this one." The man replied" Well the electricity board called Nepa don't bring in power anymore so the

electric chairs don't work, and the nails have all been stolen and sold while the demon himself being a Nigerian,

comes in and tics the register and goes out, so no one gets hurt."

You see, the Nigeria is known every where for this...why can`t things change

Anonymous · January 24, 2003, 06:43:21 PM

Now that is one funny piece

Maleeq · January 27, 2003, 05:06:23 AM

damn i cant believe u posted this thang last year and yet people didnt get to readit!!!!
   Ibrahim wannan is a really funny joke.
  next tyme u let mi know before postin thiz kinna jokes cuz i almost tripped while laughing at it.

               i'm out ;) :D

Anonymous · January 27, 2003, 04:59:03 PM

Thats is sooooooooooooooooo funny

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