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Started by figorms, May 23, 2004, 10:03:11 PM

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If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race,
you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a
pansy. If you work too hard, there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring
repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring
repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find
something better. If you you get a promotion ahead of her, that is

If she gets a job ahead of you, it's affirmative action. If you mention how
nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male
indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive
bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If
you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form, you're a
If you don't, you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs, wear sexy
lingerie and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

If you don't,you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements,
you're full of yourself. If you aren't, you're not ambitious. If she has a
headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. If you want it too
often, you're over sexed.

If you don't, there must be someone else. So why do men die first? Because
they want to.
at u see is wat u get........................RMS

dan kauye

yeah,,,,,,,,,,,,it reely made sense,lol... :D  :D  :D ,its one of d various questions dat o thot neva had answers ,thanx once more it was very in4mative..but dont u think """4 every action there's an equal n opposite reaction???.dats very much tru..or wat'd ya think. :D  :!:
Dan-Kauye's Artist Of The Week;Robin Thicke


at u see is wat u get........................RMS


I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent.


Quote from: "ajingi"die 1st lol :twisted:  :lol:

i think u r on the way very soon........ i pary she will skin u alive
at u see is wat u get........................RMS