WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AN ELEPHANT WITH A FISH?
SWIMMING TRUNKSWHAT DO YOU CALL A LAMB WITH A MACHINE GUN?
LAMBOWHAT DO FROZEN COWS DO?
GIVE ICE CREAMWHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE SOCCER FIELD?
HE HEARD THE REFEREE CALLING FOWLSWHAT WOULD YOU DO IF A BULL CHARGED YOU?
PAY HIM CASHWHEN IS IT BAD LUCK TO SEE A BLACK CAT?
WHEN YOU ARE A MOUSEWHY DO SNAKES HAVE FORKED TONGUES?
BECAUSE THEY CANT USE CHOPSTICKSWHAT DO YOU GET FROM NERVOUS COWS?
MILKSHAKESWHAT DID THE CAT HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
MICE KRISPIESWHY IS SIX SCARED OF SEVEN?
BCOS 7-8-9WHAT DO DYNASAURS PUT ON THEIR FLOORS?
REP-TILES HOW DID THE ROCKET LOSE HIS JOB?
HE WAS FIRED. WHAT DO YOU DO IF YR NOSE GOES ON STRIKE?
PICKET WHY DID DRACULA TAKE SOME MEDICINE?
TO STOP HIS COFFIN WHAT DO YOU CALL A WITCH THAT LIVES ON THE BEACH?
A SAND WITCHWHY DIDNT THE SKELETON GO TO THE PARTY?
HE HAD NO BODY TO GO WITH!