A phone rings in the house and a little girl picks it up.
"Hello", she says.
"Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?", a voice on the other end answers.
"No daddy, she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle paul", the little girl quipped.
After a brief pause, daddy says "but honey you don't have an uncle Paul!"
"Yes I do and he is upstairs with mommy right now".
Brief pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs knock on the bedroom door and shout to mommy that daddy's car just pulled in the driveway".
"Okay daddy, just a minute".
A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, "done it daddy!".
"What happened when you did it honey?"
"Well mommy got scared, jumped out of bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over and knocked her head on the dresser. Now she ain't moving at all".
"What about uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn't know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he's dead".
Really long pause this time.
Now confused, Daddy says, "What swimming pool? But we don't have a pool. Is this 486-5731?"
"No, this is 486-5713".
Sorry wrong number.....