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Two Things are Involve

Started by IBB, November 22, 2007, 09:50:09 PM

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Dan-Borno

hahahaha Bakangizo, you wan dagula the whole thing, let me
see if i can panel beat it a little:

If you worship a cow two things are involved:

You are either a fool or possessed by satan

if you are a fool better, but if possessed by satan
two things are involved

You either find a way of deliverance or mislead others.

If you are delivered from satan better, but if you
continue misleading people two things are involved

oya Bakangizo, you can now carry go.

"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

Hafsy_Lady

Quote from: Dan-Borno on March 14, 2008, 11:30:59 AM
hahahaha Bakangizo, you wan dagula the whole thing, let me
see if i can panel beat it a little:

If you worship a cow two things are involved:

You are either a fool or possessed by satan

Daddy, make I dagula di abunnan more...........

If you worship cow two things are invovled

You are either a Hindu or a Fulani but the type of worship am on about for Fuldes is (just for their love in rearing their animals only).

Ask my aunti. Wey she dey sef?
What you see is what you get[/b]

Dan-Borno

my daughter ke nan, u don try sha.

If you are fulani two things are involved:

you either spend your life rearing cows or
spend your life being kanuri's servant.

if you are kanuri's servant better, amma
if you rear cows all your life two things are involve.
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

gogannaka

if you rear cattle all your life then 2 things are involved
you either keep rearing them and not selling or you rear them and sell them
if you rear them without selling then bad for you but if you sell then 2 things are involved
you either sell them and make profit or you sell them to got to hajj
if you sell them to make profit then good for you
if you sell them to got to hajj then 2 things are involved
you either get a correct guy to make the reservation for you or you get a 419er
if you get a correct guy then lucky you but if you get a 419er then 2 things are involved....

wani ya cigaba......
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

Dan-Borno

tttthhhhhaaaattttssss correct men, i like it.

if you get a 419er then 2 things are involved....
you either become stranded at the airport or
report the case to the nearest police station.

if you become stranded at the airport the better,
but if you report at the police station two things
are involved.

you are either charged for conspuracy to commit
419 or pay some money to bail your self.

if you pay some money to bail yourself the better
but if you are charged for conspiracy two things
are involved.
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

gogannaka

if u are charged for conspiracy then 2 things are involved
you either bribe the policemen and go free or you are sent to jail
if u bribe them then good for you else if you are sent to jail then 2 things are involved

you are either taken to a minimum security prison or if unlucky sent to kirikiri
if na minimum security then you are a bit lucky but if na kirikiri then two things are involved


Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

Dan-Borno

you either come out as harden criminal or a preacher
if you come out as criminal the better but if you come
out as a preacher two things are involved

you either misled people to the wrong path or you
define your own religion.

if you misled people, dama dama, however if you define
your own religion two things are involved
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

gogannaka

you are either called mai tatsine or u will be observed for some time
If called mai tatsine the sorry for you but if observed for some time then two things are involved

you either get some followers or you are decended upon by the populace
if you get some followers the sorry for them if u are decended upon then 2 things are involved

you either denounce the religion or you run away to the neighbouring country and set a base
if you denounce then dama dama but if u run to the neighboring country then two things are involved

the govt decides to leave u with your wahala or they follow you into the neighboring country
if they leave u then u are damn lucky but if they follow you then two things are involved........
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

bakangizo

If they follow you then two things are involved; they either get you extradited or not.
If they fail to get you shipped back, then two things are invloved; they threaten the country if it is small like Nijar. If it is Nijar two things are involved; they either comply, ko mu daina basu wutar lantarki..

Wani ya karba...

Dan-Borno

Yauwa Bakan Gizo, bari na dauka na gani.

if we give them lantarki, two things are involved

It is either we embrace french life style or they pay for the services.

If they pay for the services, better for us, amma if we
embrace french life style two things are involved.
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

bakangizo

If we embrace french life style two things are involved; either we become 'carefree', or we resist the temptation. If we resist the temptation better, but if we become carefree the society becomes loose. If the society bcom loose two things are involved; either Allah ya jarrabe mu, or Yariman Bakura would declare a politically motivated Sharia.

kontiniyu...

Dan-Borno

If Yeriman Bakura declare a politically motivated
sharia the better for us, amma In Allah ya jarrabe
mu two things are involved.

It is either we were plagued with hunger or shower
rains of fire on us.

If we were plagued with hunger, the better for us
amma if we were showered with rains of fire two
things are involved

"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

gogannaka

Kai DB ya kake neman mana bala'i ne?
Allah ya kiyaye! Amin.

However i will kwantiniyu:
if they are showered with rains of fire 2 things are involved
either they all die or some live
if they all die then kurunkus but if some live then two things are involved
they either repent or live to tell the stories
they repent fine and if they tell the stories then two things are involve

wani ya karba.....
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

Dan-Borno

GGNK - bala'i kam ai orodi we are in, sai dai mu
nemi sauki - when last did you buy buhun shinkafa?

Kwantiniyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If they tell stories, two things are involved
either their children take lessons from them or
or mocked.  If their children take lesson the
better but if they mocked them two things
are involved.
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

bakangizo

Quote from: Dan-Borno on May 12, 2008, 11:18:41 AM
GGNK - bala'i kam ai orodi we are in, sai dai mu
nemi sauki - when last did you buy buhun shinkafa?

Wa ya ce maka yana sayen buhun shinkafa? Ka manta shi sai dai a dafa a gida, yaci kawai?  ;D

Let me ci gaba,

If they mocked them TTAI; They make the same mistake and suffer some punishment. If they are to be punished, TTAI; the punishment may come in the form of China's earthquake or Myanmar's cyclone...

someone take the baton..