Two Things are Involve

[IBB]

Ibb ka san yanzu ba'a sakin baki ayi zancen bombing plane.
Someone was frustrated with the delays at heathrow and wrote on his twitter that he'll bomb the whole place.
Before u know it he was arrested. That means they are seriously spying on people.

You are right GGNK

If u come back with hiv two things r involved; you begin to write your obituary or u look for magani. If u begin to look for magani, fine, but if you begin to write your obituary, two things r involved...

If you begin to write your obituary ttai

Is either you announce it on radio or television

If you announce it in radio you are safe if you announce on television ttai

[Dan-Borno]

it is either you receive donation from NGOs or
your wife sue you

if you receive donation from NGO, e don better
for you, but if your wife sue you two things are
involved

[IBB]

If ur wife sue you ttai

She either loss the case or she wins

If she wins ttai

You either did civil marriage or civil partnership

If you did civil marriage u r safe, if you did civil partnership ttai

[Dan-Borno]

It is either you cant cope with your other partner
or you live town

if you cant cope with your partner, your bread don butter
but if you live town, two things are involved

it is either you stay in ogbomosho or kano
if you stay in ogbomosho your own don better but
if you stay in kano, two things are involved:

[IBB]

If you stay in Kano TTAI

You either die of pollution or congestion

If you die of pollution you are safe if you die of congestion TTAI

You are either run down by dan-acaba or keke-napep

If you are ran down by dan-acaba you are safe if you are ran down by keke-napep TTAI

[Muhsin]

Carry on. . . ;D

[IBB]

If you are run down by Keke napep ttai

You either regrate being in Kano or be embarrass for being killed by kekenapep

[Dan-Borno]

if you regret being in kano ttai

you either relocate to zaria city or funtua
if you relocate to zaria city, your own don better
but if you relocate to funtua, two things are involved.

[gogannaka]

you either settle down and find a wife or live as a bachelor
If you find a wife then lucky you but if u live as a bachelor then TTAI
......

[IBB]

If u live as a bachelor ttai

You either hide during Ramadan or marry before Ramadan

If you marry before Ramadan you are safe if you hide ttai

You are either found or not

If not found you are safe if found two things are involved

You either have your neck in Na-lakwaye's knot or run to the nearest registry and register as a widower

[bakangizo]

If you register as a widower TTAI
They either publish your name in widowers list and make it public or not.
If they make it public TTAI
You either numerous applications from zawarawa or yanmata
If the applications na from yanmata, good for you, but if na from zawarawa, TTAI ....

[Dan-Borno]

you either marry bazawara who works in a bank
or marry who works as a fuel attendant.

if the bazawara works in a bank, e go better for
you.  but if na fuel attendant, TTAI

[Dan-Borno]

gayu ina kuka shiga ne?


if its fuel attendant, you either engage in black market or
she always come home late.

if she comes home late, that one better, but if you engage
in black market, two things are involved

[ummutameem]

let me try this:

if u engage in black market ttai
you either become rich or u become a solution sniffing idiot,

if u become rich, ur own don beta but if u become a solution sniffing idiot then two things are involved

[Dan-Borno]

great mama t.
this is perfect