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Started by ummita, December 07, 2003, 01:58:24 AM

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Anonymous

Get real dan kauye- U want me to leave my luxury deluxe mattress to come and sleep in a bamboo bed. U must be jokin. Rayuwar birni ta fi dadi ka ji ko. Idan za ka tattaro kayan ka ka biyo ni toh amma ni dai ba ni ba wannnan kauyen naka.....

:idea: hmmm actually, if u can build me a two storey bukkah with all mod-cons- air conditioning, fridge-freezer, washing machine, dish washer, digital tv etc maybe I will consider it....

straightalkin

Quote from: "Anonymous"Get real dan kauye- U want me to leave my luxury deluxe mattress to come and sleep in a bamboo bed. U must be jokin. Rayuwar birni ta fi dadi ka ji ko. Idan za ka tattaro kayan ka ka biyo ni toh amma ni dai ba ni ba wannnan kauyen naka.....

:idea: hmmm actually, if u can build me a two storey bukkah with all mod-cons- air conditioning, fridge-freezer, washing machine, dish washer, digital tv etc maybe I will consider it....

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dan kauye

haba str8talking honeeyyy,i cnt believe u've joined d hafcy band-wagon(dat i'm too kauyeish 4 ya)..now listen & listen gud..u want luxury u can hv it but a huge price 2 pay..i'll get 2 u  mansion 24$ mil mansion in stefford,vacation @ d carebean,tiffany diamonds & pearls,la perla victoria's secret langeries,4rm lexuses-hummerz-lambos-porsches-escalades-clk gtr-bentlys-rollsroyces-6'4s-pjs(yes private jets)..gucci heelz,prada & lui vuiton bags,channel sunshies,l'oreal make up kit,vasace couch & pillows,di vince paintings,whut more cud u need???? world renowned chef(geth tyler),rose bearers & paparazzi every where u step,perfumy collection 4rm..lou'd issey 2 rumba 2 gucci rush 2 lu-lu cacharel-dunhill desire 2 carolina herera 2-1-2,davidoff  ck 1 & 2 ,tommy girl,boss woman 2 armani emporio,dat done..watches..4rm patek philip 2 philip shareal 2 cartier XX 2 piaget 2 rolex ...swatches 2 timex..atamfa 4rm..english wax 2 hollandais 2 super wax 2 nichem wax 2 ...laces 4rm organza 2 tapeta 2 anyone u want...golds & jewels..i'll have 2 take u 2 al-gazaz & kornesh in jeddah 2 shop gold d whole week...dinner anywhere 4rm LA  hilton 2 abj hilton 2 sharaton 2 al-dash'a 2 bolingo 2 tahir suites...cell phone 4rm...sony ericcson p900 2 nokia 6620 2 sagem my-x6 2 siemens SL65  2 motorola t780 2 samsung E-700,laptops 4rm compaq 2 apple 2 dell 2 packerd bell....ke yarinya dats not all infact its juss d begining.....but d price 2 pay is huge ,,can u stand fighting a mil women in d city every day(hafcy & twinkle are @ d fore front)????? cab u resist all d asiri they'll do 2 snatch me off & all????....OKY NOW (JOKES OVER)..THIS IS MY QUESTION;DOES MONEY REALLY BUY LUV???? WHUT IF U CAN GET ALL THOSE WORLDY THANGS BUT BUT NO NO LUV LUV???? WHUT'S LIFE WITHOUT LUV????? NO,SERIOUSLY...I JUST DONT GET IT..(PS meet me @ d royal dorf @ casablanca 4 dinner ..britney spears,j.lopez,pink,shakira,beyonce & christina millian,sean paul,r'kelly,nick cannon,snoop,limpbizkid,kid rock,lenny kravtz,dixie chicks,soopa cat,keyn little,atomic kitten ,spice gurls,avril lavign..eminem..no not eminem, but all wil be entertaining u thru out d dinner)
Dan-Kauye's Artist Of The Week;Robin Thicke

Anonymous

_whats love got to do with it?
whats love but a second-hand emotion?
who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?_
tina turner


who said anything about love? ba zancen love sai gaskiya!!!!! but hey if u want to remain a village boy for the rest of ur life toh its up to u. if u change ur mind shaaaaa u know where to find me :wink: [/img]

straightalkin

Quote from: "Anonymous"_whats love got to do with it?
whats love but a second-hand emotion?
who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?_
tina turner


who said anything about love? ba zancen love sai gaskiya!!!!! but hey if u want to remain a village boy for the rest of ur life toh its up to u. if u change ur mind shaaaaa u know where to find me :wink: [/img]

mmhhmmm me again!!!

dan kauye

str8talking GOOD U!...i'm laffing as i type..coz gawdddd me cnt belive i said all ...dats not d real me,nah!...kai where on earth will man pikin get all these...does anyone own all these??? probably billgates mayb larry ellison more lykely p.diddy ...amma fa some feefle dey enjoy...hey i'm living in d real world so i was STRICTLYS STRICTLYS JUSTS  JUSTS KIDDINGS KIDDINGS...amma fa i eva happen 2 be in d position of d can-afford-all ...who could be dis special gurl da zata zo ta mora banza haka??? nah! i dnt fink so! ..but again it wud be too selfish not 2 share it wid som pretty chikalah...(DIS IS AN OVARALL JOKE)

...where ma ppl @???????????????????????????????? cud som1 plz hollllla???

back 2 d real world..er..erm..talking of pets ...yeah me gat 3 donkeys..d eldest whom i call NAMALLE is d one chosen 4 farm work...& KIDAS obviously ma fave..d one 1 use wen i come 2 d city 2 visit my frend's aunt's half-brother's cousin...& d last one is d car euivalent of bently..which's 4 honeeey str8talking.....

woooooops dats gross (ain't it?)
Dan-Kauye's Artist Of The Week;Robin Thicke

Ihsan

Quote from: "dan kauye"
whut if IHSAN turns MLBASH down?(bani na fada ba gaya min aka yi)


(PS;NO OFFENCE 2 ALL JUST PLAIN FUN)

la la la la...ka ce na rika zaga yo wa wajen nan ina ganin tabargazar da ake yi man!

ko da yake nasan wasa kake yi...dan ni kam ban taba jin matar aure (wacce kuma tasan meye aure a addininta) take sauraren wani da zancen aure kuma! koma me dai!
greetings from Ihsaneey

dan kauye

ahh malama ihsan,gud 2 hav ya bak!..ke ce matar wani??? yaushe aka daura ???? jiya???..one of da wondas of d internet is dat one can 4eva remain anonymous..really a plus 4 me..so tell some other  ppl u married..lol..
oky seriously i dnt get this k-online chicks marriage thangy,every gurl wants 2 claim she's married..abu kadan sai kaji ance miji n or yayana..when none exists...so now tell me whuts up!..oh its all part of my kiddings!
Dan-Kauye's Artist Of The Week;Robin Thicke

Ihsan

Quote from: "dan kauye"ahh malama ihsan,gud 2 hav ya bak!..ke ce matar wani??? yaushe aka daura ???? jiya???..one of da wondas of d internet is dat one can 4eva remain anonymous..really a plus 4 me..so tell some other  ppl u married..lol..
oky seriously i dnt get this k-online chicks marriage thangy,every gurl wants 2 claim she's married..abu kadan sai kaji ance miji n or yayana..when none exists...so now tell me whuts up!..oh its all part of my kiddings!

thank u dan kauye.

but how sure r u I am the same Ihsan u know? with the internet u never know  :D
greetings from Ihsaneey

Hafsy_Lady

What you see is what you get[/b]

dan kauye

toh ihsan shikenan bar shi dai haka..i let it slide.


ke kuma ina kika shiga kwana biyu..yup dake nake hafcy..koh kin shiga iitikafi ne??? oh.. d crime work r u done yet & whut's it like ??i'm all ears..sai kuma cellie na ko?..yeah i gat a very good walkie-talkie(trish yeah)
Dan-Kauye's Artist Of The Week;Robin Thicke

bebeji

LOL LOL JUST TOW DAYS AGO I SAW THAT ANCE MALLAMA FATEEEZ BAYERABIYA (YORUBA) CE INJI FIGORMS KUMA YAU NA DAWO NA GA YA BATA. HMMM DAN KAUYE ICE LAFIYA DAI KO?

dan kauye

kai jama'a lallai akwai eagle eyed onlinez in here ..kai a guest kake ma amma sai da ka gano koh??? toh sai ka tambayi moderator coz she shud know betta...lol..
Dan-Kauye's Artist Of The Week;Robin Thicke

Anonymous

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"WHAT KIND OF MOBILE OR CELL FONE DO YOU HAVE?

oba-oba ce mana.Wat do u expect?

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