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Kutufo
« on: February 06, 2009, 09:15:29 AM »
You call it boxing or judo or karate or dambe, but I call it KUTUFO.

Round One!

1.   Waduz yayi KUTUFO da Bazawwara sai ya nemi yayi settling scores by bringing the issue of  - BAZAWARA/BAZAWARI.
2.   mallam abeeda was divorced 5 times and so the Growing Rates of Divorce in Kano.
3.   Bakan~Gizo ya kasa dariya sai yake neman - Make Me Laugh!
4.    MySeLf has problems with translations, so she needs help - HELP ME TRANSLATE .
5.   Dave_McEwan_Hill  the Amazing gentleman.
6.   Forum Avatars from Husnaa, get me one from her shadows.
7.    Muhsin the GAME master.
8.   Dan-Borno the super word connector.
9.   Ummita the Amebo with the latest hottest gossip in town.
10.    GGNK is my friend.
11.   IBB my “running mate.”

Kutufo kenan!  For some na below d belt.
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Re: Kutufo
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2009, 12:42:02 PM »
Yawn.............................
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Re: Kutufo
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2009, 01:00:02 PM »
hahahaha
zan bada gudunmowa wajan siyan magani ga wanda akayiwa kutufo
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Re: Kutufo
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2009, 09:38:09 PM »
Meye wannan fa? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( I squeeze time & come in and what do I find? >:(

Yawn.............................
lol, Husna do me a favour....kindly wake me later for passing this time in sleep... hope you wont follow suit.

Despite ur slammin, am still jammin!!!

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Re: Kutufo
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2009, 10:08:42 PM »
Meye wannan fa?

Wannan? Is call laughter... Ha ha ha  ;D ;D ;D...... Lol Tukur, I reckon you transfer this whole thread to make me laugh lol..

KUTUFO? Wallahi I can't remember the last time I heard this word, lol
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Re: Kutufo
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2009, 10:25:37 PM »
Wheres the humour in it? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Despite ur slammin, am still jammin!!!

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Re: Kutufo
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2009, 11:08:53 PM »
Yawn.............................

This is TECHNICAL KNOCKOUT.  Sleep Hold!

hahahaha
zan bada gudunmowa wajan siyan magani ga wanda akayiwa kutufo

Welcome our home based Doctor.  Please quickly attend to Ummita as she has super technical knockout.  Dazed.

Meye wannan fa? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( I squeeze time & come in and what do I find? >:(

Yawn.............................
lol, Husna do me a favour....kindly wake me later for passing this time in sleep... hope you wont follow suit.

STILL DAZED.  Doctor kanoraidas you have serious work at hand.

Meye wannan fa?

Wannan? Is call laughter... Ha ha ha  ;D ;D ;D...... Lol Tukur, I reckon you transfer this whole thread to make me laugh lol..

KUTUFO? Wallahi I can't remember the last time I heard this word, lol

Yes my daughter you are the champion.  You have won round One.  The winner always smiles.  No worry with the looser's anger.

Wheres the humour in it? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Haba Uwar gata, Ummita Ummita.  How are you feeling today? calm down.  You may win the next bout.

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Re: Kutufo
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2009, 07:43:33 PM »
Meye wannan fa? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( I squeeze time & come in and what do I find? >:(

Ato... Kema kya fada!!! 
Yawn.............................
lol, Husna do me a favour....kindly wake me later for passing this time in sleep... hope you wont follow suit.
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Lol cant you see I am yawning? ;D ;D ;D ;D I think its YOU who has to wake me up!! This subject matter is way past my bedtime!!!!!!! Its a total borrrrrrrrrrrrrrreee!!!
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Re: Kutufo
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2009, 11:39:22 AM »
TKTK, from mystery to kutufo? may be yah customers has unveiled the mystery. Now you turned to be the organiser and the refree in a kutufo contest 8) 8) 8)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Kutufo
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2009, 06:35:07 PM »
Meye wannan fa? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( I squeeze time & come in and what do I find? >:(

Ato... Kema kya fada!!! 
Yawn.............................
lol, Husna do me a favour....kindly wake me later for passing this time in sleep... hope you wont follow suit.
Lol cant you see I am yawning? ;D ;D ;D ;D I think its YOU who has to wake me up!! This subject matter is way past my bedtime!!!!!!! Its a total borrrrrrrrrrrrrrreee!!!

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Give each one one kutufo and you all will be awake ;D ;D ;D

TKTK, from mystery to kutufo? may be yah customers has unveiled the mystery. Now you turned to be the organiser and the refree in a kutufo contest 8) 8) 8)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mallam Lawwali the mystery is still there.  Mystery is full time while the kutufo is leisure/recreation/sports.  lets all break from the mono mono.

where is my daughter MYSELF?  Our kutufo champion!!

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Re: Kutufo
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2009, 11:25:38 PM »
Tukur da wa nakara and what did I win? hehehe lol..... Kuma nice Daughter ka? lol,, Lallai kana da babbar ya saika ja damara :D.
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Re: Kutufo
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2009, 07:27:47 AM »
Tukur da wa nakara and what did I win? hehehe lol..... Kuma nice Daughter ka? lol,, Lallai kana da babbar ya saika ja damara :D.

 ;D ;D ;D in dis kind of kutufo contest, no need for opponent. As mention in the webmystry post, you have won a return trip to USA for 2 weeks fully paid accommodation and feeding inclusive.  you have the option of one person to accompany you from the following list:
1.  aunty or
2.  sister or
3.  brother or
4.  forum daddy. ;D ;D ;D ;D.

..... Kuma nice Daughter ka? lol, ... saika ja damara :D.

I am in trouble, my daughter wants to KUTUFO me. ;D ;D :o :o ;D ;D

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Re: Kutufo
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2009, 12:09:29 AM »
Taking one person wouldn't be fair mana.... All members will be coming, they too will like to meet African Icon Mr Hussein Obama, and first lady Michelle.... Daddy dan dattijo team leader :D hehehe
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Re: Kutufo
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2009, 11:31:50 AM »
Very funny thread. ;D
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Re: Kutufo
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2009, 12:38:09 PM »
Kutufo! Kutufo!! Kutufo!!! amma kun bani dariya harna tuno do kutufon dan Sokoto!

Wai wadansu ne su biyu a sokoto suna fada da inyamiri daya. Sai shi inyamiri ya dinga yiwa dayan dan sokoto kutufo irin na boxing da sauri sauri. Sai wanda ake wa kutufo, ya tsammanci inyamiran biyu ne ke naushinsa, sai ya ce ma danuwanshi:

Dan sokoto1: Koni, rika min gudan ( Ya ji naushi a fuska ba dama!)

Dan sokoto11: Ai shi kadai ne!

Dan sokoto1: Shi kadai??????

Dan sokoto11: E walla.

Dan sokoto 1: In haka ne, to mu gudu!

Sai suka arce a guje......

Rapid kutufos a fuska fa ba dadi, in kai musu, tambayi dan sokoto!

 


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