Two Things are Involve

[ummutameem]

thanks, thot i should try it since u guys seem to be having a ball n i hav to say d posts are nothing but creative

[Dan-Borno]

let me try this:

if u engage in black market ttai
you either become rich or u become a solution sniffing idiot,

if u become rich, ur own don beta but if u become a solution sniffing idiot then two things are involved

you either start selling mai zobe in your neighbourhood or
migrate to lagos

if you start selling mai zobe (three rings) in your neighbourghood
better for you, but if you migrate to lagos TTAI

[ummutameem]

you either become a sharp enterprenuer or u join ram sellers from d north-east

if u become an enterpreneur, its all good but if u join ram sellers from d north-east then TTAI

[gogannaka]

You either sell at a loss or gain
if sell at loss then sorry and if you gain then TTAI

You either buy new stock or get married

[bakangizo]

If you buy new stock good for you, but if you marry TTAI;
You no go get money for bizness again. And if you don't have capital TTAI,
You either borrow from a bank or your friend.
If you borrow from a friend good for you.
But if you borrow from bank...

[ummutameem]

if u borrow money from d bank ttai

u either pay exhorbitant interest or u dont pay n get a visit from efcc

if u are chanced to repay wit interest then u are indeed lucky
but if u get a visit from efcc ttai

[gogannaka]

you either give bribe or talk to your god father
if you give bribe then you are on your own and if u talk to your god father then TTAI
He either talks to farida or Jonathan
If he talks to farida good for you and if he talks to jonathan then TTAI

[IBB]

If you talk to Jonathan TTAI

You either be asked to donate or vote for PDP

If you donate you are safe if you vote TTAI

[bakangizo]

If you vote TTAI; Either PDP wins again or finally lose. If they lose, its a fresh start for Naija. But if they win TTAI

[IBB]

PDP won ttai

it is either CPC lost or our people are ignorant

if CPC lost we are safe but if our people are ignorant ttai

it is either they are illiterate or corrupt

if they are illitrate we safe but if they are corrupt ttai

it is either we live an unsecured life or destroy the future of the young ones

if we live unsecure we are safe but if we destroy the future of the young ones ttai

it is either they become labourer or Slaves

if they become labourers they are safe but if they become slaves ttai

they will loose their idependence and their freedom.

A lesson, be carefull avoid ttai and wake up and act. But beware when you protest ttai, when you go to court ttai, remain patient ttai, do the right thing and ttai (GOOD UP bad down)

[bakangizo]

Now you have jumbled up the flow ;D Where do I pick up?

[Dan-Borno]

If you pick from the jumbles of IBB TTAI

You either get confused or stucked

if you get confused, e go better for you but
if you got stucked TTAI

[IBB]

LOL

Continue from 'Freedom'

[bakangizo]

lol, let me take it from DB -

If you get stuck TTAI
Someone will dig you out or leave you there
If you are dug out, good for you
But if you are left there stuck in the mud, TTAI

[Dan-Borno]

It is either you die of thirst or you eat dry mud

if you die of thirst, your own don better
but if you eat dry mud, TTAI