All of u gather around lets converse!!!

[Fateez]

Mufidah:I must hail u 4 such a looong and interesting story{i cudn't stop reading}.

Looks like u really need a hug *HugZ*. Oky seriously I think u have to

tell ur sister. If u keep it a secret 4 too long and she eventually finds out

she?s not only going to be angry with Aisha and Amir but she?ll also be

mad at u. She?ll start getting feelings like u don?t trust her or something.

Also maybe u shud?ve listened to his side of da story. {though I don?t

blame u for keeping quiet.} U shudn?t bother urself about ur friend cos

she?s probably not enjoying r/ship {I?m sure ur face and memories wud

be haunting her} It?s cases like these dat make me so scared of having a

really really close best friend or going into a deep relationship.i think u

shud compromise with ur sister and 4get dat Aisha and Amir neva

existed. If u do so, then r life wud be back 2 normal and ur heart wud be

fixed in no time. But if Amir is really meant for he?ll come back. {u know

wat I believe: if u luv something set it free, if it comes back 2 u then, it?s

4 u, but if it doesn?t it was never meant 4 u}, ~*Best Wishes Sister*~

[beautilicious]

Mufidah:I must hail u 4 such a looong and interesting story{i cudn't stop reading}.

Looks like u really need a hug *HugZ*. Oky seriously I think u have to

tell ur sister. If u keep it a secret 4 too long and she eventually finds out

she?s not only going to be angry with Aisha and Amir but she?ll also be

mad at u. She?ll start getting feelings like u don?t trust her or something.

Also maybe u shud?ve listened to his side of da story. {though I don?t

blame u for keeping quiet.} U shudn?t bother urself about ur friend cos

she?s probably not enjoying r/ship {I?m sure ur face and memories wud

be haunting her} It?s cases like these dat make me so scared of having a

really really close best friend or going into a deep relationship.i think u

shud compromise with ur sister and 4get dat Aisha and Amir neva

existed. If u do so, then r life wud be back 2 normal and ur heart wud be

fixed in no time. But if Amir is really meant for he?ll come back. {u know

wat I believe: if u luv something set it free, if it comes back 2 u then, it?s

4 u, but if it doesn?t it was never meant 4 u}, ~*Best Wishes Sister*~

yea mufidah.. fateez is rite!
n dat story waz sooooooooo touching.
take care aiite..~*Hugz*~

[Hafsy_Lady]

Come here sweetie.........Huggable Hugs. Let di boy go jare. You too a fine girl for him.

Nnnnnaaaaaa Ummita biko things must start changing quick quick!!!!!! :shock: No more jolly jolly freind freind with my boo.Ummita you now I te'quero you so much but biko I wan draw border........because I no wan any round di behind relationship :lol: I trust you wellu well but ehnnnn like say nobi di same issue wey Mufy & Aisha get, naso dis kine trust, trust dey trust yuwa man for best freind hand.
Lailai! Noooo. As from now honwards....dont even ask of how he is doing do da wasa ne, if you ask me how is he doing even if you phone as you normally do, I will automatically assume you are dating him because I no wan here disame tori.  Are we clear!? My boo, kuma tomorow first thing at 6pm I will call, yanzu ma dan dare yayi ne. No more hanky panky! No more Mr nice guy to my freinds. I will give him a proper lecture. Ko kallon kawata yayi to Allah ya isa ba yafe ba! :roll: Daga yau irin rana ta yau ko murmushi ban yadda yayi ma kawayena. :twisted:  I dont blame one of my freinds Nabila she never allows anyone to see her boyfriend, ashe abun da take gudu kenan!

Fateez you are right on your words. Amman kinsa wasu mazan shegune. Idonso baya zama waje daya. Allah dai ya shirye masu yin haka.

[Hafsy_Lady]

If I tell you guys how my own MEET DI PARENTS WENT like four years back, you will all be on the floor laughing. Di guy na real shege! D kine embarassement ehn cause me ko? mhmmmm :lol: He was too local, a local champion he was, my brothers and uncles were all laughing I became the subject of a laughing matter the whole week. I was no more called Hafsy Lady or mumsy handbag :lol:  They started called Mrs Maki :evil:  They told him to join them for dinner mhmmmm another story there just because  so that they can laugh! The whole meeting with my brothers and uncles he only spoke english :?   And  I didnt even know how I crossed path wit this man. I didnt even invite him home, I dont even know how he knew my house, whether he stalked me home I do not know. I met him a day after four days I was sitting with my aunts having my hair braided and I was crying because they kept pulling the kisto, my brothers and uncles were all gisting. Then the housegirl said we had visitors and the next thing we heard was "assalamualaikum then boxes starting coming in. From where? Ogini dey happun for my house? Wai Alhaji Maki ya kawo kaya. I met the guy at a wedding and I kept running away we kept making fun of him with my freinds but after four days his elders delivered boxed for marriage :shock: Ko wa ya gayamishi nace bani da miji oho! :?  I was confused telling the women they must have made a mistake and they said the were absolutely sure. My niece, my aunts, uncles, brother, even the housegirls. All the girls were on the floor laughing with tears, my elder brothers were trying so hard not to laugh, my uncle was trying to welcome tthese old women with two men carrying about 7 boxes. I was just standing with my hair all messed up with my novel looking confused and wanting to really kill that man. Thank God my parents were away on a trip! Now how shocking is that? D only thing about the man was that he was is quite cute but not as cute as my fiance. To add to matter he was married with 3 wives as I heard, you know those kind of hausa men. Kato dashi ya wani ce ni zai aure.  :evil:  Thats why I dislike going to some hausa weddings :lol:

Mufy you own meet the family is far far betta than this uninvited pieace of thing that met my relations

[beautilicious]

now dat was so lol hafsy!!! lol.  :lol:  :lol:
pardon me but i cant stop laffin...  :lol:

[figorms]

Ok hear this...

I think I was only 8 or 9 yrs... there's this Islamiyya we used to go in warure...anyway...da kwai wani gidan cousins dina a unguwar...one fatefull day, me and one of my cousins went to the house and it was locked...so we knocked on the door then ran away, came back and knocked again then ran away again...we did that like 3 or 4 times.

AAhh...on the 5th one, I went back alone and saw the door opened! As I turned to leave, I saw the house maid... OH MY GOD...I will never forget that day...she beat the living day lights out of me...ta takani...hit me from all sides har sai da nayi...  ;D I have never cried in my life like that day.

I went home and kai kara... the next day, someone from home came to the skool and reported the thing to one of the malams... the maid was called and was questioned why she did that to me...Uhm...as she opened her mouth, na lie don commot!!! "aa na ganta ta fadi ne, shine nace mata ta tashi ta daina kuka tayi hakuri"... nace AH!! wallahi karya ne! duka na tayi... but obviously as she is older than me, the malam took her word... ni kam aka barni da tsamin jiki!!![/quote]

lol, sorry bout that but it was kinda funny. sanu kinji, that's life, ama bata barmiki tabo bako. be cool u 'll

[figorms]

u walk an inch i run a mile y'cant win u always right behind me

Hey Dan kauye u listen to Spice girls? heheh wierd, dats from "Stop" in their Spice world album rite?

nothing phoney dont hate on me whut u get is whut u dont see..ok

ummm and dis one is from Jenny from da block? hehehe

he he he how u doin hope cool. gurl tell me bout this(dont hate da player, hate da game)

[Anonymous]

FIGORMS, YOU ARE STOPPING THE FLOW OF THE JUICY STORIES. LET THE BALL ROLL. YA KAMATA KAIMA KA BAMU LABARI

[beautilicious]

lol. k. lemme tell u gyz a lil story.
1 w/end my cousin and i wanted to go out to buy some cds somewhere near our house. so jus as we were gettin ready, my aunt came in and told us dey were goin out. n dey r leavin us to babysit d lil kids (a 7 yr old gal n a 3 yr old boy). so we were lyk ok no probs. we saw dem off smilin n wavin lyk good gals. lol. and mind u my cousin's dad waz really strict!. so after they left, i waz lyk, well i guess we jus hav 2 sit n w8 4 dem. my cousin waz lyk wat? no we r goin. we'll jus leave d kids n tell dem we'll be rite bak. i waz lyk no dats a bad idea. she waz lyk nah its ok. dey'll be here watchin their cartoon n we'll be bak in no tym. so i waz lyk fyn lets hurry now!
so we left d kids alone and went out. we were walkin n gistin and we 4gt dat we left 2 lil kidzz @ home. so on our way bak, i waz lyk, hey faiza, wat if we jus saw ur dad sittin in front of d gate waitin 4 us ? wat wud we do? we were jus across d strret from d house den, we saw d guardsman gettin up. we jus stopped their. i waz lyk. dont tell me they're bak n he's openin d g8 4 dem. jus den we saw his car comin outta d house. kunga wani u-turn da mukayi!!!!? we were shakin all ova! wat do we do now. they'd see us. n there was no where to hide. d house we were close to is an embassy. b4 dey'll let us in, we'll get caught 4 sure. n if we say we'd cross d street. dey'll see us. if we go bak d way we came dey'll see us. there waz no where to hide. so there waz this tree beside us n i waz lyk hide behind d tre! so we went n hid behind d tree. but d tree would not conceal even 1 of us. b4 i knew it my cousin was lyin flat behind some flowers n she was pullin me get down get down. i waz lyk no way! passers-by were starin at us laffin. 1 guy was like... kun fita yawo ko?
nywayz my cousin was tellin me to get down i was lyk no way am gonna lie down on d street. pple r looking. and dey'll know we r out of d house. dey r probably out lookin 4 us now. lets jus turn in and confess. my cousin waz lyk wat? he'll kill us. b4 i knew it i was lyin down beside her. so after like a min a guy called out. ok u can get up now dey r gone. my cousin was lyk no, he wants us to get caught. so we w8ed for lyk anoda minute n den we stood up, looked around. dey were gone but pple were laffin at us.so we jus started runnin. i've never seen my cousin runnin til dat day1 she was too lazy to run. anywayz we were runnin and d embassy guardsmen wer tryin to block us tellin us we had to go bak and go the other way. we knocked dem down. dey almost fell. lol. we ran. we didnt evn look if there were cars on d street we  started crossin. a car nearly hit us, my cousin went bak but i didnt stop til i reached home!
i went str8 up and ask fati if dey asked where we were. she waz lyk yea n i told dem u guyz went to amecon ( a shop). 1 mighty headache jus decended on me. i jus sat down there. not knowin wat to do. i waz lyk faiza am off. am goin home. i started down d stairs and she caught me n waz lyk u r not goin anywhere,. we must answer dis querry togeda. so we sat n w8ed . den l8er i waz like. hey y dont we call ur sis n ask if dey saw us! so we called her. wen she picked up she jus started laffin. my cousin asked her if they saw us n she was like."hahahaha toh ni dai bansan ko baba ya ganku ba" i swear i almost fainted. he'd kill us if he saw us lyin down on d street!!! anywayz in d end she told us dey hadnt seen us. but her mum was furious dat we went out n left d kids alone. and it turned out dey 4got sthn n came bak so their dad didnt even know we were out of d house. so we jus told their mom dat we went to d neighbours to collect some cds and we even saw dem wen dey were leavin. but dat headache did not leave me till d nxt day!

[Twinkle]

Thats wat I call lowwwww to the ground. LOL

Hafsy yours is hilarious. Yar kare so theres something in this world that shuts you up? LOL.

[Fateez]

lol. k. lemme tell u gyz a lil story.
1 w/end my cousin and i wanted to go out to buy some cds somewhere near our house. so jus as we were gettin ready, my aunt came in and told us dey were goin out. n dey r leavin us to babysit d lil kids (a 7 yr old gal n a 3 yr old boy). so we were lyk ok no probs. we saw dem off smilin n wavin lyk good gals. lol. and mind u my cousin's dad waz really strict!. so after they left, i waz lyk, well i guess we jus hav 2 sit n w8 4 dem. my cousin waz lyk wat? no we r goin. we'll jus leave d kids n tell dem we'll be rite bak. i waz lyk no dats a bad idea. she waz lyk nah its ok. dey'll be here watchin their cartoon n we'll be bak in no tym. so i waz lyk fyn lets hurry now!
so we left d kids alone and went out. we were walkin n gistin and we 4gt dat we left 2 lil kidzz @ home. so on our way bak, i waz lyk, hey faiza, wat if we jus saw ur dad sittin in front of d gate waitin 4 us ? wat wud we do? we were jus across d strret from d house den, we saw d guardsman gettin up. we jus stopped their. i waz lyk. dont tell me they're bak n he's openin d g8 4 dem. jus den we saw his car comin outta d house. kunga wani u-turn da mukayi!!!!? we were shakin all ova! wat do we do now. they'd see us. n there was no where to hide. d house we were close to is an embassy. b4 dey'll let us in, we'll get caught 4 sure. n if we say we'd cross d street. dey'll see us. if we go bak d way we came dey'll see us. there waz no where to hide. so there waz this tree beside us n i waz lyk hide behind d tre! so we went n hid behind d tree. but d tree would not conceal even 1 of us. b4 i knew it my cousin was lyin flat behind some flowers n she was pullin me get down get down. i waz lyk no way! passers-by were starin at us laffin. 1 guy was like... kun fita yawo ko?
nywayz my cousin was tellin me to get down i was lyk no way am gonna lie down on d street. pple r looking. and dey'll know we r out of d house. dey r probably out lookin 4 us now. lets jus turn in and confess. my cousin waz lyk wat? he'll kill us. b4 i knew it i was lyin down beside her. so after like a min a guy called out. ok u can get up now dey r gone. my cousin was lyk no, he wants us to get caught. so we w8ed for lyk anoda minute n den we stood up, looked around. dey were gone but pple were laffin at us.so we jus started runnin. i've never seen my cousin runnin til dat day1 she was too lazy to run. anywayz we were runnin and d embassy guardsmen wer tryin to block us tellin us we had to go bak and go the other way. we knocked dem down. dey almost fell. lol. we ran. we didnt evn look if there were cars on d street we  started crossin. a car nearly hit us, my cousin went bak but i didnt stop til i reached home!
i went str8 up and ask fati if dey asked where we were. she waz lyk yea n i told dem u guyz went to amecon ( a shop). 1 mighty headache jus decended on me. i jus sat down there. not knowin wat to do. i waz lyk faiza am off. am goin home. i started down d stairs and she caught me n waz lyk u r not goin anywhere,. we must answer dis querry togeda. so we sat n w8ed . den l8er i waz like. hey y dont we call ur sis n ask if dey saw us! so we called her. wen she picked up she jus started laffin. my cousin asked her if they saw us n she was like."hahahaha toh ni dai bansan ko baba ya ganku ba" i swear i almost fainted. he'd kill us if he saw us lyin down on d street!!! anywayz in d end she told us dey hadnt seen us. but her mum was furious dat we went out n left d kids alone. and it turned out dey 4got sthn n came bak so their dad didnt even know we were out of d house. so we jus told their mom dat we went to d neighbours to collect some cds and we even saw dem wen dey were leavin. but dat headache did not leave me till d nxt day!

hehehehe...dama i trust Faiza with dis kind of thing! Allah ya kara 4 2 of u!

hehehehehehe Dat reminds mi, it's been long since i heard from Faiza sha.

[Fateez]

Come here sweetie.........Huggable Hugs. Let di boy go jare. You too a fine girl for him.

Fateez you are right on your words. Amman kinsa wasu mazan shegune. Idonso baya zama waje daya. Allah dai ya shirye masu yin haka.

Wallahi it's true. Thay have too much ruwan ido. another problem is when

a guy does sumtin wrong and gives u a stupid explanation and u listen to it,

then dey sort of gets this notion dat anytime he does sumtin stupid he'll

just cook up a stupid explanation to give u cos they'll believe u r stupid

enuff 2 listen to dem...kai infact some guys r horrible. Mufidah incase dat

guy comes back 2 u, let him suffer some more b4 u give him eye! !

[NINE]

WAI WAI WAI, LABARAI KALA KALA. NA SHA KARANCE KARANCE, IDANUNA HAR SUNYI ZAFI

[dan kauye]

hahah ! ....beautilicious..dama ance mara gaskia ko a ruwa ma gumi yake..

where's mufida...whut's latest?

[dan kauye]

u know whut ?? neva mind me blabbing way much much ..juss a matta of mind speaking..i've always bin outspoken since a toddler(LOL) ..yeah..erm.now..its time 4 a change..its 2005..time 4 a new betta me..time 2 work harder,play better,live life 2 d fullest,time 2 be nice but neva a walkover,time 2 medidate..life's too short 2 be wasted...time 2 worry abaut somethings but enjoy a lot more...i'll tell y'all whut i've got up my sleeves & whut's really up wit me later...but now??? k,ok,something really caught my attention..u know how dan-kauye be! he switches thots eezily(lol)
..Aren't funeral's s'posed 2 be occasions where ppl reflect abaut thier lives & whether they hav done enuff 2 justify thier x-sistence???.however there r always surprises when u get there coz not everyone attending shares d same sentiment..i wud not hav penned down (sorry ..i mean typed down)dis story if i hadn't heard an older gentleman(who stood next 2 me) xplaining 2 a younger guy whut shud-or shudn't   be said or done on  such occasions" i  don't think there's book or manual that xplains how 2 behave @ a funeral " d guy said curtly,obviously annoyed by d older man's advise..
i looked around @ small clusters of ppl cracking jokes & laffing loudly as d body was lowered 2 d ground ,they were obviously insensitive 2 d bereaved family's grief & (some) thier presence was merely social..funerals are indeed opportunies 2 meet ppl as a freind wud remind me later ,but there was also a moral element 2 consider ..d freind in question tapped me on d shoulder  & wispered " ba'a zumunchi yanzu so we don't get 2 see much these days until someone dies ''True'' i wispered back coz i cud not think of anything else 2 say ,,my frend  later left me & went 2 shake hands wit all other ppl he hadn't seen in  ages..it wasn't juss him who went abaut renewing his freindship @ d xpense of a dead man.At d cemetary dat day,many met & discussed skool,bussiness,d latest films they say & where they spent thier holidays(no kidding)..when d ritual was over ,som still lingered around 2 catching up wid d latest gossip & news!
Maybe they shud build a social club somewhere in d cemetry 4 such ppl.. i thot,complete wit snooker table & all.d guy who said there's no such thing as funeral manual quickly walked past me 2 d older man he rebuked earlier..i  didn't catch whut he said but it looked like he was apologising .i think his conscience got d better of him or he must hav bin thinking of his own funeral when somebody else wud ask him questions abaut d real manual book (QURAN)over his grave.
A  couple of days later as it turned out,i met dsame freind dis time @ d park  its not somone's funeral ,is it?" he joked
I looked around @ d sight of little kids playing away..laffing & screeching wit delight & said ''it is difficult 2 tell d diffrence these days'' he thot i was mad until i xplained .."Oh that?" he said & broke in2 laffter .perhaps death does not mean d same thing these days
"I know whut u mean" i had 2 agree wit him  '' ppl shuffle btw  weddingfatihas & parties so often dat that funeral becomes another large gathering
"Only there are no invitation cards when somebody dies " he said
''Give it tyme  it'll catch up soon "i said
When he walked away i jus stood @ dsame spot watching endless stream of ppl walking in & out of d center.I  rememberd my mum's words"ppl watching is d gr8test therapy 4 a lonely soul "
Death unlike life,neva demands crowd yet d presence of ppl is almost a must .4 dat matta ,perhaps watching someone emarking on his last journey is therapeutic 4 some ppl.If it is ..then it might not be a bad thing 2 go 2 funerals after all....catch ya soonest!