All of u gather around lets converse!!!

[Twinkle]

I SO SECOND YOUR SUGGESTION GUEST. HONESTLY THE ARE SO MANY STORIES ABOUT KANO ONLINE MEMBERS THAT WERE VERY INTRIGUING, INSPIRING, FUNNY, MORE HILARIOUS, SCARY, SAD AND IT HONESTLY DID BRING US TOGETHER WE CLICKED ALRIGHT. I MISS HAVING THAT.

TO RATE THE FUNNIEST STORY HONESTLY MINE GOES TO HAFSY-LADY (STORY SHE SLAPPED A BOY WHO LIKED HER WHO SLAPPED HER BACK & THE ONE WHERE THEY WENT OUT AND HER GRANDMOTHER WAS IN TOWN)

MY NEXT VOTE FOR NOTORIUS STORY WILL GO TO FYNE DYME (STORIES WHEN SHE WAS A KID FALLING OFF A TREE)

AND THE MOST SYMPATHETIC STORY WAS THAT OF MILLICENT AND HER EVIL UNCLE

SCARIEST STORY WILL HAVE TO BE UMMULHUDA & THE VAN OR TAXI MEN AND ALSO UMMITA'S ENCOUTER WITH....WITH...I STILL CANT FIGURE OUT, ANGEL,JINNS OR GHOST!

GOD IT FEELS REAL GOOD TO READ BACK ALL THESE STORIES. I REALLY MISS THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN ABSENT. CAN WE HAVE MORE STORIESSSSSSSSS PLEASE. WE FAMILY HERE.

[Muawiya]

I stumbled across this thread and it kept me glued to my screen till the end. I have read about life experiances, funny, sad, horrible, outrageous and lots more. I have to say Hafsy gave me a few tear drops not of sadness but she was more than hilarious.

After reading a few I want to tell you a story not of myself but of my best freind which should set an example to others: but for security purpose I will not mention his name but will forge names.

I have know this freind Shehu for than 29yrs. We did our secondary school together, graduated from ABU Zaria, furthered our maters abroad together. Though we secured diffrent job prospectus in different areas of location. My freind has been dating a girl for more than 4yrs and what they have together cannot be described. The bond they had was so tight that nothing seemed to break through. I grew fond of the girl as a sister because of the way she carried herself. She was religous, educated and was very kind. Sakinah was everything a man could & would ever want. She was modest, gentle & quite. She was in her 2yr studying medicine. Shehu was so fond of her. His whole family knew her, his mother adored her so much. His sisters and brothers called her Auntie. Every one liked her. including Shehu's nephew who was just 1yr old. He seem to sing songs putting Sakinahs name inside. On her side, Sakinah had alot of freinds and a big family. Every one from her side knew of Shehu & myself as his bestfreind. He loved her so much. They decided to marry. but hid father opposed saying that he should wait till he gets really stable in his job. He has a very high profiled job and was making alot of money. Shehu & I invested in a little business and alhamdulilah it is doing well. He argued that he was doing well and would like to proceed with his marriage proceedings. His father later subjected after so  many consultations by the elder members of his family to his father. We were all delighted, (I will move on with the story because I no words can explain my joy when my freind was getting married). I week to the marriage: everyone was excited, Sakinah with her battalion freinds were making so many demands on the abokan ango.....it was party after party, dinner after dinner, we had a bachelors night, and all sorts. Freinds flew from abroad, some travelled all to mark this occassion. Everyone was happy Shehu was getting married. It became the talk of the town. And that the couples were a match made in heavens. Events followed events and as Shehu was arab related he also had bout 3 days of on-going arabic culture wedding. In total his wedding lasted a full wk and 3days. Yadda hausawa sukance auren GATA ayi mishi. His father  gave him big house, ga mata kyan halaiyya ya samu, he has a good job, good family, he is very well mannered, decent, religious what more could he want? Sai godiya ko? I now decided to not visit my freind till after about 3wks, saboda as a newly wedded man he shoud devote time to his wife. All was going well but due to my closeness with Shehu, it turned out that we had lunch, dinner, & spend alot of time in his house. His wife also do join in to chat before she leaves. Sometimes, I eat before Shehu comes home & so on. I became Sakinah next of kin in any emergency. Ba wai bata da gata bane a'a, don tsanin kusantata da maigidanta. After a yr and a couple of months. All was going well. I visited Shehus house one day. And just entering his house the feeling wasnt right, wasnt as it used to be. Normally the Tv set is making its noise, or you would hear Sakinah giggling away with her visitor freinds, or you would hear her talking to her family on phone or you would find her chatting away with her husband. I went in calling out my sallama, to abunka da sabo da naji shiru kawai sai naje dinning table na zuwa abinci na dawo parlour na saka tv ina kallo. Ba da jimawa kadan ba, Sakinah walked in. One thing with me I cant keep an eye contact ballenta na ma da makar abokina, so I started to tease her playing with my food saying the food is not even delicious that my girlfreind could cook better than this. On a regular basis, she would normally reply me calling me gauro (bachelor) yaushe xan kawo mata gida? and things like this, but ALL WAS SILENT. She was only replyin in a mhmm and a'a, I felt uneasy and taught she has changed, I looked up at her and her features was not right. Her face was swollen, and she had a blood cloth on her right eye. and a big cut on her chin. I was shocked, out of words and afraid. I stood up and before I could utter a word, she burst into tears. To, it was that day that I knew it take a lot of time to calm a woman down when she is in tears. I tried asking her what was wrong she said she was ok and she fell down the stairs. (Now this confused me, as close as her husband was to me & the way she carried me as her brother I felt she owed me no secret hidings) She refused to tell me what was wrong. She quicky wiped her tears forged a smile and said let me get you water. I was just lost, as she turned around there was a big cut at the back of her elbow. At that instant I called on to her and said she just had to tell me. Then the tears started flowing. She was shaking and shivering. She now told me, my freind her husband who loved her so much has been beating her silly. For the past two days. What has she done? she said that is what she doesnt even know har yanzu. I decided to immediately go and see my freind and put his head right. Amman she quickly said no. She was very scared of him. In her face was fear (kamar wani dodo) she was not even able to tell her parents. She told me her parents were travelling and wanted to see her before they left but in that condition she lied to her parents saying she was travelling. I was confused, shocked at this unbelievably scene I witnessed. She told me to swore never to discuss anything with her husband and I said nothing. I made a quick exit leaving my half eaten food. I re-visted her freind shehu the nest day. As I walked in I heard a broken glass, I ran inside and near the kitchen door was my freind Shehu fighting with his wife. I quickly ran & vcut through, there was blood dripping on the floor, not knowing where it was coming from, Shehus face was alright, except for his breathing and I could see Sakinah was in pain. down below he palm was a cut. I screamed to my feind that what the hell was wrong with him? Is he crazy or mad? Sakinah started crying and went on her knees begging me to take her home. Shehu seized the car keys and she was shaking. First was to get her treatement, Shehu refused, so I called in onr of my anty's who was a medical nurse by profession. My autnie was more than shocked that she started insulting my freind. Now, kunsan ance ya mace tafi sannin ya mace, after taliking to my Sakinah, my auntie came back insulting shehu of not showing his happiness for Allahs belssings. I was confused, san na nemi karin bayani, and my auntie confirmed that Sakinah was pregnant and Shehu has asked her to abort the child because he is not financially stable. IN what way? Oho! I was shocked. Sakinah claimed that he has been beating her up and even told her to go on some pills to avoid pregnancy. She refused and insisted on keeping the child. She has evevn started shopping for baby clothes and was excited even though months have not passed. Shehu said he was not going to take any financial responsibility what so ever on the child. So Sakinah started her baby shopping with her own money and not a kobo was chipped in by Shehu. She said shehu said if she does not abort the baby he will divorce her. I was so confused, I couldnt believe my freind was capable of that. As we all sat confused. Shehu came in from his room with is blood stained shirt off with a peace of paper giving it to Sakinah and that he has divorced her. Callling her names like matsiyaciya, karuwa, da dai sauransu. Sakinah collected the paper and she was still shaking, she was scared. Subhanallahi was all I kept uttering. I sat down with my head in my hands and I was so shocked. Shehu dressed up and left the house. Sakinah packed up a few of her belongings and my auntie drove her home. A week later she fell in, there was rumours all around town that people have used juju so so many other, but ni ban yadda da wannan ba, I dont know what has gone over my freind. Sakinah was hospitalised and she had abun da ku mata kuka fi sani (miscarriage) The nurses claimed that she had suffered internal something? I cant remember and therefore the baby did not survivve. I paid Sakinah visit every wkends and gave her the little I could afford. She also use to tell me to send her greeetings to Shehu, kuma wallahi ko da wasa da wayo sai ta tambayeni ya Shehu yake? She was even saying mhmm we better hire a cook, but I know she was concerened for Shehu. Her parents were really hurt but they did even say a word to Shehu or his family. Shehu's parents were hurt but just at one time, Shehu became out of control. No one can talk to him, and as his freind I was still by him, duk da nassan so da dama yakan zage ni idan na fara mishi fada, or he hangs the telephone on me infact he started avoiding me, but I still nagged on. Sakinah had difficulty triying to put her peace back together. Presently she has gone to medical school, she was amongst the five best students in their year. Hopefully she will be qualfying as a medical doctor next year. She looks very well, I spotted her driving some weeks back and talking on her phone and she really looked happy and well. Coincidently, I was with another freind of mine, whose cousin came in telling us of some girl called Sakinah how madly inlove he is with her, how goergeous she looks, how intelligent, religious and kind she is. And that they will be engaged next yr February and will marry by June. He has been talking about her when we were breaking our fast. How he tlaked about her was so much. So we were making fun of him saying watakila ma wata mummuna ne, munsan Nafi'u da zaban tumun dari, so my freinds cousin, kept his kunu & ran off to his car, he later emerged with something I can tell is a picture. Muka bushe da dariya saying zai bata mana shan ruwanmu, we now said mugani? And in that picture was the same same same Sakinah. Haka dai na ijiye koshiyana, ina mamaki, nayi shiru. And my freinds started saying a'a lallai yayi dace, ko ina kishi ne? I just kept quite. I didnt know if to be happy for her or to be sad for my freind? After asham prayers I now called shehu and after gaisuwa teh first thing he said to me was "kaji wannan yar iskar zatayi aure" ko? I said I didnt know she was getting getting married. I was saying subhanallahi, haba Shehu meyayi zafi haka? Why did you hate this girl so much? Har yau har gobe bansan abun daya maida son Shehu ma Sakinah kiyayya ba.
To, jama'a kunji da wannan real life experiance din da abokina da matarsa ya shiga. Don haka wallahi kwanakin baya nayi mugun tsorata da maganan aurena ya tashi. I didnt know what was really my fear!

[Hafsy_Lady]

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ONE WORD FOR SHEHU (HE IS  DOG!) wuf wuf wuf! YOU FREIND IS CRAZY IN THE NUMBER SIX, YOUR FREIND IS CRAZY, YOU FREIND IS A LUNATIC, YOUR FREIND IS STACK RAVING MAD ('a'a hold up, ai duk wannan makes one meaning: hauka ko?) HISS YOUR FREIND IS EHM EHEM EHMM WHTA IS MORE WORSE THAN MAD ITSELF? ANWAY HE POSES A THREAT TO THE SOCIETY AS WHOLE, IF HE CAN DO THAT WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE CANT KILL? AND BA WANI JUJU KAWAI YANA TASHEN BALAGEN FITSARA DA RASHIN IMANI NE KAWAI :roll:

I SWEAR IF I BI THAT SAKINAH WOMAN, I GO SHOW HIM MY FATHERS NAME BI REVENGE! YAN DABA SOSAI ZAN SAMU. (ABOVE THE LAW) HARDEST,TOUGHEST THUGS. DAMA E GET ONE GROUP FOR SURULERE WEY THEIR NAME BE (KILLOZ) NA THEM I GO HIRE, SEND EHN HOUSE.
TABDIJAN, IN MY LIFE WHAT I HATE IS A MARK ON MY SKIN :roll:  BRUISING ME UP LIKE THAT! TABDI DA SAI NA SAKA YAN DABANNAN SUNJA MISHI BILLE, TUNDAGA BAKI HAR KUNNE, IGBO, YORUBA HAR DA (MIAW MIAW)  BILLEN KANAWA ALL TRADITIONAL MARKS ON HIS FACE SAI NA SAKA ANYI MISHI A FUSKA. THEN I WILL ORDER THEM TO BEAT THE LIVING DAY LIGHT OF HIM. I WILL FURTHER BURN DOWN HIS PROPERTY AND DO OFF WITH ANTYHING VALUABLE AND WORTH HAVING. THAT BUSINESS HE INVESTED I WILL DESTROY IT. I WILL STALK HIM. I GO SHOW HIM SAY IF HE IS BALAGAGEN DANBANZA I DON STAGE HIM FOR THAT.  ANY MAN THAT DENIES FATHERING AN UNBORN OR BORN CHILD, IS NOT A MAN BUT A PIEACE OF PUPPET WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED.  :evil:

THIS IS SO HEAT TOUCHING. IT ALMOST MADE ME CRY. IF I SHOULD EVER CROSS PART WITH THAT YOUR FREIND. I WILL RUN HIM OVER. :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

SERIOUSLY MUAWIYA I THINK YA'ALL NEED TO GIVE HIM A RANDOM CHECK AND SECURE HIM A PLACE AS THE HIGHEST PROFILED ASYLUM FOR THE MENTALLY. NO SERIOUSLY THAT MAN NEED PRAYERS :shock: KODAI YA SHA GIYA NE? :shock:  A'A TO, ANY RIGHT THIKING PERSON  FIT DO ALL THESE. KAI EVEN IF A MAN IS THAT MUCH INTOXICATED THEY WONT BE THIS. HE IS SERIOUSLY CONJUED IN HIS MEDULLA OBLONGATA KAWAI!

IN THIS MATTER, THERE IS NOTHING LIKE HAKURI, OR LET THINGS SLIDE, NOTHING LIKE DESTINY'S CHILD POWER (as so many members) think FIRE FOR FIRE is. THIS IS REAL. SO THIS ONE NOBI EVEN FIRE. NA BULLET FOR BULLET. SOME MEN, ALLAH YA SAWWAKE YA KUMA SHIRYA. SAI SUN BUDE BAKI SUCE MATA THIS MATA THAT. SEE CORRECT DEVIL FOR HERE!!!! :evil:

[madam]

Kai da mu'awiya ka fiya tsokana da karambani.Kawai ina zaman zamana ka je ka zakulo wannan thread din ka sani na zama glued har tsakar dare ina karatu.sai da kai na ya fara ciwo sannan na tashi.Kuma har ban yi dan zikirin nan na lokacin azumi ba.
Anyways na karanta da ga farko kuma na ga naka labarin.Dama ance u dont know a person till u live wid him.Haka ta kasance da abokin ka,ita matar tashi in the end ita ta ga halin shi.Allah ya bata zaman lafiya da sabon shi kuma tsohon Allah ya shirye shi.Allah ya kare mu mukuma.
Ni dai lemme tell u mine.
Last year ne ko early this year ana sanyi sosai ,kuma i was about 7 or 8 months pregnant.To sai doctor dina yace naje nayi wani blood test.to tun dai da na fara wannan dan laulayin na zama sarkin kuka,im ba kuka ba to dai shegen fada da masifa ,later on kuma dai mantuwa kamar me.To ganin cewa wajen da dan nisa about 8 stops ne from gidana daga train sannan kuma sai na shiga tram nayi wani 6 or 8 stops din,ga sanyi sai hubby dina yace na shirya ya kaini around 8 na safe.Muka shiga mota muka tafi lab.muka isa na fito zan shiga sai na ce wai! ai na manta lab test din a gida.To dai maigida yayi shiru .. to muje na kai ki gida kya dawo da train.Muka dawo na hau sama na dauko lab test na fito .Sai yace muje na kai ki.Ok part 2: na shiga na mika musu takarda.Ashe wata old one ce nazakulo na months ago.kuma not the same kind of test.sai nayi shiru ..
ok just do this one i'm sure it is part if the test da za a yi min.mutumin yace to yadai soka min allura yace na dawo da new one din tomorrow.so na dai fita ina yake na cewa hubby(dama yana mota) ai sai na dawo gobe.nayi bayanin me yafaru a 'yar karamar murya.Bai ce komai ba..
muka je gida.He took me the following day and just kept shaking his head.
To dai bai yi fada ba kuma ina tsammanin yana gudun daya cikin biyu.ko in yayi fada na fara kuka har kwana uku ko kuma nayi ta fada da fushi har sati daya.
to haka nayi ta yi kamar wata mahuakaciya kuma dai har yanzu ban dawo da sharp mind din nan ba.Malam mu'awiya in kaine me zaka ce min?

[Anonymous]

WANNAN BA KOMAI BANE, ILLA PREGANNACY MOOD SWINGS IRIN TAKU TA MATA, KO DAYAKE MUAWIYA AKA TAMBAYA BA NIBA.


KAI KAI KAI WALLAHI WANNAN LABARI NA MUAWIYA ABUN TSORO ABUN HAUSHI, ABUN BAKINCIKI, ABUN TAUSAYI, ABUN MAMAKI, KUMA DARASI NE SOSAI GA KO WACE MACE: DON ABUN MAMAKI SHINE DUK YADDA SAKINAH TAKE SHAN WAHALA TAYI SHIRU BATA JE GIDA TA FADA BA (AMMAN WASU MATAN KO TSAWA YAYI) AM TAFI GIDA KAI REPORT! HALIN WANNAN YARINYA NA YABA DARI BISA DARI. AT THE END SHE GOT A HAPPY ENDING ZAMUCE KO?

SHI KUMA WANNAN ABOKIN NAKA SHEHU, ALLAH YA SHIRYE, KUMA HALINSA ABAR KYAMA CE DARI BISA DARI. A CIGABA MISHI DA ADDU'A KAWAI.

NIMA INA NAN TAFE DA TAWA LABARI, INA GANIN ZAI GIRGIZA KO WANI MEMBER A FORUM DINNAN.

[dan kauye]

KAI KAI KAI!....AI NI SAI YANZU NA KARANTA LABARIN MU'AWIYA..HAFCY LADY,U'VE GAT EVERY RIGHT 2 CALL DIS MONSTER A DOG...THIS MAN DUSNT REP MEN @ ALL @ ALL..NOW YA ALL KNOW WHY I SAID THERE'S A DIFFRENCE BETWEEN BEING A MALE & BEING A MAN...BUT WAIT,NOTHING GOES 4 NOTHING FA!..DONT Y'ALL THINK HE IS UNDER A SPELL OR SOMETHING??? 4RM MUAWIYA'S NARRATION DIS GUY WAS NEVA LIKE DAT B4 ABI??? THEN WHY D SUDDEN CHANGE???..MAYBE D PROBLEM LIES SOMEWHERE BETWEEN JUJU & ASIRI ..WHO KNWS??? BABU ABIN DA BAYA FARUWA YANZU WALLAHI..MA HEART REALLY BLEEDS...


ONCE UPON A TYME NOT LONG AGO,3 WEEKS 2 BE PRECISE..DIS GUYLETS JUSS CALL HIM IBRAHIM..ABOUT 26-27-28 LETS JUSS SAY IN HIS LATE TWENIES,A GRADUATE (NOT SURE) BUT GOT A DECENT JOB & A RESPONSIBLE LIFE...D TRUTH IS I DNT REALLY KNW DIS GUY DAT WELL ..Y'KNW DAT HELLO/HI TYPA FREND...SO I & A FREND WERE @ D TRAFFIC HOLD UP WEN ONE GUY(WHO APPEARS 2 KNW MA FREND) CAME OVER & TOLD MA US DAT DIS GUY  IS DEAD..I WASNT PARTICULARLY SHOCKED AS I DNT REALLY KNW D DECEASED DAT WELL..UNTIL MY FREND NARRATED 2 ME WHUT BEFELL D GUY..FEW MONTHS AGO DIS GUY WAS WELL AS WELL THEN FELL SICK ALL OF A SUDDEN...HIS ILLNESS DETORIATED IN A VERY MIN TYME..HE LOST MAD WEIGHT....ALL MEDICAL TESTS 2 LOCATE D ILLNESS FAILED...WAS TAKEN 2 SAUDI-GERMAN HOSPITAL...SPENT LOADS OF MONEY...STILL NOTHING IMPROVED IF ANYTHING 'WORSE' IS D RITE WORD..HAKA DAI AKA DAWO NAIJA AKA SHIGA YIN NA MALAMAI DA GARGAJIYA AMMA INA..AND D INTRIGUING PART OF D STORY IS WALLAHI HAR YA MUTU BA'ASAN ABIN DA YA KASHE SHI BA..THEN ROMURS STARTED CIRCULATING DAT D PROBLEM'S ROOTS SPRONG FROM INTERNAL FAMILY STUFF..ASIRI..TSAFI..WATEVA..Y'KNW THOSE BIG BIG POLYGAMOUS FAMILIES..AKACHE KAFIN YA RASU HE LOST MORE THAN HALF HIS WEALTH THRU ASARA..BUSSINESS FAILURE...HE EVEN LOST 35 THOUSAND$ WHILE TRYING 2 DEPOSIT @ D BANK-KAI ASARA DAI KALA KALA NO APPARENT REASON...D STORY IS LONG SO I'VE 2 STOP HERE..SHI YASA NACE WALLAHI MUTANE ABUN TSORO NE YANZU..ALLAH YA JI KANSHI YASA YA HUTA.AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

[Anonymous]

Haba wannan labari ai yafi karfin a bayyana irin takaicin da naji!!!ho this is incredible pls muawiyya try and know whether your friend is taking some ........ :shock: may be irin kwayoyin nan ko kuma is tasking alcohol auren soyayya fa aka yi.Kai ALlah will saka mata :oops:

[kilishi]

Haba wannan labari ai yafi karfin a bayyana irin takaicin da naji!!!ho this is incredible pls muawiyya try and know whether your friend is taking some ........  may be irin kwayoyin nan ko kuma is tasking alcohol auren soyayya fa aka yi.Kai ALlah will saka mata  


namanta inyi log-in da suna  i am not a guest :D

[ummita]

A'a Auntie Kilishi, dis tym am tyin up ur legs....I will gt bck 2 u, naki is big tlk lemme juss comment on d above.....(she laffs)

DONT Y'ALL THINK HE IS UNDER A SPELL OR SOMETHING??? 4RM MUAWIYA'S NARRATION DIS GUY WAS NEVA LIKE DAT B4 ABI??? THEN WHY D SUDDEN CHANGE???..MAYBE D PROBLEM LIES SOMEWHERE BETWEEN JUJU & ASIRI ..WHO KNWS??? BABU ABIN DA BAYA FARUWA YANZU WALLAHI..MA HEART REALLY BLEEDS...

A'Aaaaaaa Dee-Kay, u iz also a believer on this kinda thangs! Enywayz I dnt blame a loco...villo (local villager) lyk u (she laffs). Ma belief is dis, wen God says b, it will b...... Am not a believer on all dem juju & black magic, thou as ppl so claim dat it happens, but dis rely'z solely on onces belief. If u hav a belief dat nothin will eva happen (free-willed by another being) without God designing it to be then I dnt think the greatest juju maker can eva put a curse on a person. Put juju/assiri aside, dnt u think  he might hav been puttin up a fake act juss 2 win her heart, he myt hav been brainwashed by haters, he myt been brainwashed by ppl round him, maybe he never liked her and hated her........"we all dnt know"

Muawiya, ur freind shehu doesnt hav a full iman 2 beat *** a woman lyk she sum animal. Even animals a reasonable right thinking person wnt do that! It is unfair & unjust of him to treat her lyk that. If he wanted a punching bag he shud purchase one and not use an innocent sista 4 it. Ur story has really moved me. May he see the light again. As d sayin goes afta hardship comes happiness! Saknah is duin well alhamdulilah wat has she gotta loose? Instead he is d supa looser!

@ Dee-kay on ur story, so indirectly u guys r questionin d death of dis man? We hav a right to live but God has d right to take away that right he gave us keda ker mentar! D man myt hav died of NATURAL death. Not all deaths muss hav a curse for it. Sum die afta a fatal accident, sum afta a sickness, sum passaway due to nervous shock, anxiety, stress......Mah aunt died in her sleep not suffering from none of the above mentioned! She wasnt suffering from any illness watsoeva! That is juss pure Kadrat! About his economic loss......ALOT of ppl have suffered detriments. Financial loss happens 2 alot of ppl. Even wen ppl start up a business they r bound 2 xpect loses a lil b/4 things get grill. Try drawin up ur cash flow forecast......ppl tend 2 fynd out dey do loose out on invested money d 1st 6mnths. Theres no reason to start questionin his death, his financial status, his health. Allah yer kerber da abunshi.  Life is full of suprises anyway bt d mans sudden change shud nt suprise u! Allah yerner yin abunde yasoyi......Kumer duk abunde yena farawa Allah ne yana sakarwa! All we gotta do is pray 4 him (May God grant his paradise).

[Anonymous]

DONT Y'ALL THINK HE IS UNDER A SPELL OR SOMETHING??? 4RM MUAWIYA'S NARRATION DIS GUY WAS NEVA LIKE DAT B4 ABI??? THEN WHY D SUDDEN CHANGE???..MAYBE D PROBLEM LIES SOMEWHERE BETWEEN JUJU & ASIRI ..WHO KNWS??? BABU ABIN DA BAYA FARUWA YANZU WALLAHI..MA HEART REALLY BLEEDS...

A'Aaaaaaa Dee-Kay, u iz also a believer on this kinda thangs! Enywayz I dnt blame a loco...villo (local villager) lyk u (she laffs). Ma belief is dis, wen God says b, it will b...... Am not a believer on all dem juju & black magic, thou as ppl so claim dat it happens, but dis rely'z solely on onces belief. If u hav a belief dat nothin will eva happen (free-willed by another being) without God designing it to be then I dnt think the greatest juju maker can eva put a curse on a person. Put juju/assiri aside, dnt u think  he might hav been puttin up a fake act juss 2 win her heart, he myt hav been brainwashed by haters, he myt been brainwashed by ppl round him, maybe he never liked her and hated her........"we all dnt know"

Muawiya, ur freind shehu doesnt hav a full iman 2 beat *** a woman lyk she sum animal. Even animals a reasonable right thinking person wnt do that! It is unfair & unjust of him to treat her lyk that. If he wanted a punching bag he shud purchase one and not use an innocent sista 4 it. Ur story has really moved me. May he see the light again. As d sayin goes afta hardship comes happiness! Saknah is duin well alhamdulilah wat has she gotta loose? Instead he is d supa looser!

@ Dee-kay on ur story, so indirectly u guys r questionin d death of dis man? We hav a right to live but God has d right to take away that right he gave us keda ker mentar! D man myt hav died of NATURAL death. Not all deaths muss hav a curse for it. Sum die afta a fatal accident, sum afta a sickness, sum passaway due to nervous shock, anxiety, stress......Mah aunt died in her sleep not suffering from none of the above mentioned! She wasnt suffering from any illness watsoeva! That is juss pure Kadrat! About his economic loss......ALOT of ppl have suffered detriments. Financial loss happens 2 alot of ppl. Even wen ppl start up a business they r bound 2 xpect loses a lil b/4 things get grill. Try drawin up ur cash flow forecast......ppl tend 2 fynd out dey do loose out on invested money d 1st 6mnths. Theres no reason to start questionin his death, his financial status, his health. Allah yer kerber da abunshi.  Life is full of suprises anyway bt d mans sudden change shud nt suprise u! Allah yerner yin abunde yasoyi......Kumer duk abunde yena farawa Allah ne yana sakarwa! All we gotta do is pray 4 him (May God grant his paradise).

To, Ummita abunne ne nima ban taba zaton abokina zaiyi haka ba. Amman a taimaka da addua Allah ya shirye shi. Don abunshi sai tabarbarewa yake yi. Da ansoma masa wa'azi da fada lokacin ne ma abunshi ke tashi. Ayi mishi addua ya koma yadda yake da, ya kuma aure, Allah ya kuma albarkaci aurensa.

Kilishi ya za'ayi kamar yadda dai Ummita tace, komai nufine na Allah. Sai addua.

[dan kauye]

@ ummita,tell me u kidding if not...helllllllo welkom 2 d realworld,in as much as i hate 2 indulge in asiri/juju beliefs..i certainly wudnt say its not happening or feign ignorance & assume it dusnt wen it does!,i neva told u d whole story coz i myself ddnt get  d whole of it either....yead GOD  gives & takes life..amma kina da labarin cewa even annabi muhammad(s.a.w) anyi masa asiri/sammu kuma ya kama shi??? if u dont knw now y'knw..as i was narrating....d oga pata pata of d family of d guy in question died a coupla years back..left vast wealth..had like 30 children or so..then aka raba gado bla bla bla..a larger part of d family members went in2 living soopa large & squanderd thier share 2 d last dough..y'knw parties,women,cars..& all..but dis guy kept his head up..worked hard upon his chedder..in a short while he became a self established millionaire..y'knw..progress..earned degree in sociology..opened strings of shops in d mart...bought a posh mansion..abaut getting married 2 one of d prettiest & hottest chikalahs around..in fact d wedding fatiha was jus weeks away ....then all of d sudden..he fell terribly ill..if d problem was a medical one it wuddav bin detected wen  he was taken 2 saudi..but nothing prevailed he juss kept loosing weight & acting scary 4 no apparent reason..then came 2 financial side of d story..his invested empire fell off dramatically..y'knw lace shop ya kama da wuta..phone shop yan fashi suka shiga! now tell me why his death shudnt be questioned???? think thrice gurl!..& one amazing thang was one guy  4rm d same said family died a couple of weeks unda similar circumstance??? ke yarinya yanzu fa kiwon mutum ake ba kiwon dabba ba..now whut'd ya think???

wit respect 2 mu'awiya's story,read his last post carefully..u'll c where he wrote"ayi mishi addu'a ya koma yadda yake da..this means dat d guy in question was neva like dat b4,ofcourse i'm not trying hard 2 insunuate som'en..but hey a sudden change in behavioural pattern like dat is always accompanied by some devilish strings attached especially in dis part if d world!....how did mu'awiya put up wid his frend's prone-brutal behaviour all those years they'v bin 2getha ( dats if he(mu'awiya's frend is really evil)..& y'knw whut??? one's personality always reflects in every of one's actions so..rule out d possiblity dat he juss tried 2 win her heart juss 2 y'knw..whuteva...check it out..i'll BRB!..peace 2 all

[kilishi]

well sorry 4those that have redphobia :D  i just decided to change a bit,over to z business,about juju well i know it do happen but didn't believe in it,the best option is follow things diplomatically :shock:   well if you read this story you will understand what i mean

   A cousin of mine was so shocked when she heard about her husband's plan to bring (in) another wife,tashinn hankali ba wadda bata shiga ba tayi kuka tabi kawaye tace wannan tace wannan but the husband was bend on taking another wife,my cousin dai tayi addua har ta gaji abu sai gaba yake it even went to the extent that ana planning a kawo kaya,i don't know from where my cousin got one plan,she met one of our brothers tayi persuading nasa akan ya nemi wannan yarinyar da mijin ta yake son aura,yaron dan jamia ne and a handsome boy,ta bashi address na yarinya and the boy swung into action ,yaje ya gama tsara yarinya tun bata sauraron sa har ta fara sauraronsa,and my sister spent a fortune for the guy so that he will look good and nice she bought many gifts and gave to him ,shi kuma ya baiwa yarinya,he will take his friends car and yaje hira.
   Sai da yarinya ta sake da baby boy then my sister tace yaje su dauki picture da yarinya kuma he should try his best to snap a lovable picture,and they did,then one day he took the picture and went to my cousin's husband's office and since sun saba da boy din don yana zuwa masa aiak and so on,the boy demanded for his car ,mijin ya tambayeshi ina zuwa he now told him cewa zai je wurin yarinyarsa ne ya kaimata wasu pictures da suka dauka,he now brought out the pictures and handed it over to the man,who was shocked at the sight of the pictures,ya dai dan daure ya trambaye shi meye tsajkanain sa da yarinyar sai yace ai yarinyarsa ce kuma har sun yi alkawarin aure wannan hotunan ma sun dauka ne saboda kalandar auren da za a buga.
   My cousin's husband kamar zai yi bindiga but took style sent the boy on an errand ,shi kuma ya buga mota sai gidan su yarinya ta fito ya balbale ta da masifa in short sai da suka rabu , dama ya turo kaya don haka ya turo aka kwashe masa kayansa.he later told my cousin dalilin da yasa ya rabu da yarinya cewa ai budurwar su wane ne,she was like ato ai an gaya maka girls of nowadays are not trustworthy,kai karshe dai mijin was so afraid of nneman wani auren kar akuma,for about nine years now da faruwar abun mijin bai sake maganar aure ba,though with time watakila zai yi :?:  :?:  :oops:
  So kunga ba wani juju dabara ta fidda ita. :o

[Fateez]

hehehehe...kilishi dats a very good strategy,

but i waz just wondering did da other girl get married in da end?

[IBB]

man is like the stories in this room are very intresting. long stories like in story books god d**m. thats y i cant contribute here, stories 2 long 2 read and so 2 long 2 write

[dan kauye]

where my peeps @????? y'all holla...goga,muda,ihsan,ummi(any more room 4 me in those..lol),hafcy,twinky,precious,malbash,...figorms,beautilicious,feteez(we gat talks),kit kat(ina ka shiga ne?) sa-salati,kai kowa da kowa! where ya @???? dis place is ge'en boring & i feel called upon 2 re-kindle its fire..but 1st me gat issues i garra get resolved i'll holla @ ya'll soonest...but b4 then ..lemme do some surutu as usual(lol)

k-onlyners....cud u believe dis guy's nerves??? & i ain't talking abaut sa-salati!..i just read his 7th PM ! .....launching vicious personal attack on me! u  r very coward ..i thot r a freestyle rapper..then battle me lyrically infront of everybody & stop sending me crap PM! marra fact i'll battle ya 32 rounds non-stop!.....u against who? boi grow up ! lemme drop som lines of mines!

u walk an inch i run a mile y'cant win u always right behind me
i told ya i'm so far ahead of my tyme i'm abaut 2 start a another life
looking behind u i'm abaut 2 pass u twice,matta fact i'm too fast gorra slow 4 d future....i'v passed my present wen u cant even get past my past
u know who u r & yes u gorra break down,u've crossed my line so u know u hav 2 turn around
u cant block my cream u cant stop my dream..u r just a bored clown looking 4 som fun,u miserable,garra get ur freak on or get ur hell move on
nothing phoney dont hate on me whut u get is whut u dont see..ok now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror
and see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrased
And I got nothin to do but make you look stupid as .....hahahaahah ...jus kidding boy! but on a more serios note,neva-eva-neva fill up my  PM box wit little disses/curses or else i'll unleash more terror..y'know i burn like acid..i keep u on ur two toes like high-heelz!..it all fun though.....

guess who i ran in2 2day??? my childhood crush(lol)..funny how tyme flies..9 dunking years felt like yesterday..she looked diffrent now..(nature @ work i guess)..if anything she looked 100x prettier..plus som curves & bumps in d right places...after d re-union pleasantries ,i cant help but blurt it out..& i was like ..GOSH!  asma'u looked totally different..ofcourse she asked how & wore a worried face(i xpected dat..na women now..wetin!)..until i added 'u looked absolutely terrific' & re-added my fave chat-up 'u looked like britney's clone(lol)..alas..it was tyme 2 leave ..i immidiately hated her sisters 4 coming 4 her dat early....anyhoo..it was a nice 15mins i had ..& i know where 2 see her if i ever now if i eva wanted(no doubt 4 shiz) plus i own cher number hahaha(dat means enuff flashing)....she reallly made my day...i'm loving it param-pan-pan-pan-pan( & i'm not refering 2 justin's new single coz dats dan-kauyes')...so whuts up wit urs??

last week was real hell..i was down wit fever most days..worse yet..na zo na fara ciwon ido(poor me)..i was quite broke(which i hated)..went 2 an eye clinic (which i hated even more)...but whut i'm abaut to tell y'all is not my mis-capades & mis-fortunes..though i'm d whuteva-comes-my-way-typa-guy..yikes!..whut i'm abaut 2 tell 2 is something 2 do wit one guy i knew a couple of years bak ..2 years bak 2 be precise...i was on a small queue @ d optician's,was really hungry & got restless..& there's dis small fast-food eatery near by..so i popped over 2 do som munching..i got in..someone opened me d entrance & quickly followed wit a 'welkom'..sure d voice sounded familiar but i was too hungry 2 turn bak & see who it was....then came d order talk....dsame guy @ d entrance came 4 my order & i instantly recognized him .....i wondered whut he was doing in a filipino restaurant..but ofcourse i'd stupid not to observe dat he was a guard/attendant...my heart really sank..it was somone i knew bak wen i was in BUK..we met  @ d b-ball court ..he was very bright a student ..he used 2 tutor me in one of my maths courses i had difficulty with..he was in his final year..dept;biochemistry & i was told he was a 2'1 mover..here we are now,two years later..he must hav graduated ..wit a good class (i thot 2 my self)..but whut d hell was a biochemistry graduate doing @ an eatery????(one million curses @ nigeria!)..worse still,d useless filipino woman was shouting crappy orders @ dis guy...instantly i lost my already weak appetite....& trust dan-kauye being d curious type i found myself asking if he recognized me,whut he was doing there,whut happened 2 his course,.....he answerd each & every question ...i'm working here as a waiter/attendant,i really recognized u,i graduated wit a good 2'1 degree but cudnt find any job so(in d meantyme) a friend landed me dis waiting job 2 make both ends meet.....he looked lean & sad! it was incredibly unbelievable..but hey u betta believe coz its real & happening..i cant imagine not getting a proper job after all d hardship,sleepless nights of study..nigeria  ALLAH  ya'isa !..

& this reminded me another one,it wasnt long ago,infact it was during d last ramadhan(as in dis years') i escorted a frend 2 d industrial side of bompai....went 2 see someone in one of d offices there,i waited in d car while he went in...it was few minutes away 4rm iftar(shan ruwa)..i spotted a crowd of abaut thousand ppl outside(no jokes)....trust dan-kauye..i dashed over 2 see whut was up....2 my astonishment ,i found out that one rich lebanese guy took d responsiblity of feeding all d poor masses mostly company labourers during ramadhan..& one busybody even gave me som irrelevant additional in4mation..i was told dat d lebanese guy does dat philanthrophic act each & every ramadhan & chose 2 remain anonymous...but d food reciepients? they were bizy tearing each others clothes,shouting @ d top of their voices & threathning hell & high waters all because of a plate of rice & beef & d funny i mean sad part of d story was dat a couple of lebanese blokes & chicks parked their cars & watched a free show while they laffed thier asses & chatted in poor arabian accent..my heart really bled! in kano! kano of all states! kano of all of all center of commerce! kano home of riches! land of milk & honey flowing non-stop(ofcourse it flows but only d home of rich)..so how ironic!..whut do u think?????

i'll be right bak.....peace y'all