LATEST, HOTTEST GOSSIP ABOUT K-MEMBERS!!

[gogannaka]

Ni dai babu ruwa na a harkar wannan.
Sai an jima

lol lol......................in ba ruwan ka to meyasa ka leko? ?kuma ka dauka bamu san kana shigowa as guest ba ne?

[gogannaka]

WHATS D NEWEST GOSS?

ehem ehem..............I hear say a very popu;ar member of kanoonline(male) has defrauded his workplace.The Fraud was discovered after a team of auditors came for the monthly auditing.......
I heard that it was the smartest fraud ever recorded in more than 7 yrs..............

I know y'all thinking who it is  :roll:  :roll: ....well...i'll give you a clue :wink: ........................he has a musicians name in his name.......

[*~MuDa~*]

make sure ba da ni kake ba coz am gonna pry ur ass!

[dan kauye]

WHATS D NEWEST GOSS?

ehem ehem..............I hear say a very popu;ar member of kanoonline(male) has defrauded his workplace.The Fraud was discovered after a team of auditors came for the monthly auditing.......
I heard that it was the smartest fraud ever recorded in more than 7 yrs..............

I know y'all thinking who it is  :roll:  :roll: ....well...i'll give you a clue :wink: ........................he has a musicians name in his name.......

dis sounds kool...tell me more coz i olso heard a similar story going round d gossip thread!

[gogannaka]

make sure ba da ni kake ba coz am gonna pry ur ass!

GUilty concience...............wa ya ce maka da kai ake?

Mara gaskiya ko a ruwa ya yi gumi..............laffs out loud............i kept wonderin how u were able to afford a suite at nicon.........i salute una..................i hope say that buffet we enjoyed wasn't paid using the ________ u know what  :wink:

[dan kauye]

mudacris amma baka yi mutunchi ba....so u carry gogannaka and oda onlynerz 2 hav buffet @ nicon???......eniways,no troublem coz dey dont even serve food of my type as u  know say na so so zogale/rama/lansir and stuff be my food....amma aci a hankali coz wen dey eventually catch up wif u ...hnmm....u know it betta...u know dat pot -bellied mean looking boss of urs and nobody shud eva call me again me 4 bail...cherrio!-

[dan kauye]

OKKKK ONLYNERZ SINCE Y'ALL DYING 4 D LATEST GOSSIP...CAN I TAKE UMMITA'S POSITION?? THANX...LETS GO


ofcourse we start wit UMMITA but alas dis tyme she's d victim not d villain....
words came 2 us dat d celebrity onlyner who goes by d name ummita is not a young chick,she's in her late 4ties,divorced but no kidz,she cud be passed 4 an 18 yr old due 2 her deceptive killer looks & heavy make up,she's rumoured 2 hav a crush on a jjc onlyner who's been constantly turning her down claiming he cant date a woman twyce his age:bottum lyn:sorry ummita we cant buy ur trick..


it'll interest u 2 know dat d troublish ,spit-firing onlyner who's renowned 4 dissing fellow onlynerz popularly known as 1/2SY LADY hav been banned 4rm patronyzing most shopping malls/stores,being d simple reezn dat 1/2cy waz recently in2 d hobby of shop-lifting,sources close 2 d said onlyner confirmed dat d last item she stole(sorry shop-lifted) was a gucci perfume...ALLAH YA GYARA


very recently,dere hav been behyned d scene keyboard lyrical war going on among UMMITA,HUMRAH & HAFCY ova d most admired male onlyner WAZIRI ,dis followed a series of 'D BOY IS MYNE" kind of feud dat took place in d 'ask any onlyner anyfin thread' sum weeks ago,though d legendary waziri(as dey fondly call him) kept sealed lips,he is said 2 hav mailed humrah whom he chose ova d rest,and u dont need 2 know how it all ended:bottom lyn: gurls dan-kauye is available free of charge anytym anyday....

not leaving d famous JJC attacker known as GOGANNAKA out of d drama,sources close 2 dis dude confirmed 2 us dat he waz in2 internet dating,little wonda he earned himslef a blind date wit an undisclosed k-onlyne chick,dey met @ a cozy restaurant as planned,d chick was said 2 hav stormed outta d restaurant soon as she realized he waz limping,@1st she thot it waz a nigarish sorta walking but soon comfirmed dat he was a real cripple...oh...poor goga ,plz help him thru dis heart broken period and give him a sholda 2 lean....coz he reely needs d family.....

DONT HESITATE 2 SAY U HEARD IT 4RM DAN-KAUYE AND DERE IS MORE ON D WAY......2 BE CONTINUED....PEACE 2 ALL.

[dan kauye]

congratulations KANOONLINE.COM.... dis syte hav been attracting people 4rm all walks of lyfe...of recent is d joining of an oyibo guy  who goes by d name...dave mc_ewan...cant spell d rest(lol)...little wonda oyibo don become part of blackie family ,where's racism...plz every body shud stand up 4rm his/her sit and show respect 4 d 1st oyibo in kanoonline...

while BERLOSCONI is struggling wit 20 posts,SHEIKH  is rumoured 2 hav vowed 2 out-post  IBRO2G,UMMITA, AND BLACKQUEEN,insydas told our source dat he wants 2 drop 1500 posts b4 sept,lets see how abi???

uhmm still on BERLOSCONI,rumours hav been doing a round about and u-turn dat dis dude is d least-lyked onlyner(or a@ least so our survey hav shown) if not why does he hav d least replied posts....topics ranging 4rm "will  u die part 1 & 2 to sounds lyk a joke....haba its not fair ....dis is called....reply discrimination syndrum.

not leaving out d CIOUSES ...dere hav been a keyboard lyrical war ova who's d original cious...though our polls went in favour of FULANICIOUS,....KANOLICIOUS said she hijacked d name 4rm him because he joined kanoonline late,dont be surprised 2 hear katsinalicious,kdlicious soonest nawahooo....who speaks d truth only tyme will tell.
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more 2 cum ...on ALI_GREMA,ZEZEZEE, AND A HOST OF ODAS PEACE Y'ALL

[*~MuDa~*]

Hahahaha...i must commend Dan kauye por his good commentry n close sight watchin on kanoonliners, but u porgot 2 sins, u didnt tell zem zat i pinanced ze sfyin n docummentry, n 2ndly u porgot 2 include zat we ficked an old lookin woman with 3 hungry lookin kidds, prom a KAUYE who claimed zat her husband is missin n zat she susfects he must b in KNonline, who dont know wut his name is but a reliable source has rbealed 2 us zat he must b a member in zis site....welll we hope u rebeal him nxt tym.

[Hafsy_Lady]

it'll interest u 2 know dat d troublish ,spit-firing onlyner who's renowned 4 dissing fellow onlynerz popularly known as 1/2SY LADY hav been banned 4rm patronyzing most shopping malls/stores,being d simple reezn dat 1/2cy waz recently in2 d hobby of shop-lifting,sources close 2 d said onlyner confirmed dat d last item she stole(sorry shop-lifted) was a gucci perfume...ALLAH YA GYARA

very recently,dere hav been behyned d scene keyboard lyrical war going on among UMMITA,HUMRAH & HAFCY ova d most admired male onlyner WAZIRI ,dis followed a series of 'D BOY IS MYNE" kind of feud dat took place in d 'ask any onlyner anyfin thread' sum weeks ago,though d legendary waziri(as dey fondly call him) kept sealed lips,he is said 2 hav mailed humrah whom he chose ova d rest,and u dont need 2 know how it all ended:bottom lyn: gurls dan-kauye is available free of charge anytym anyday....

WALLAHI DAN KAUYE ME & YOU GO ENTER FIGHT! LET ME GO WEAR MY BOXING GLOVES. DAN KAUYE, AI SHOPLIFTING KARAMIN ALHAKINE AKAN ABUN DA KAKEYI AS A FULL TIME JOB. REMEMBER! I LEARNT FROM THE BEST. AI KAINE BABBAN AMBROBA!  (hehehehe) ABUN ALLAH YA SAWAKE DA KUMA ABUN ALLAH YA SHIRYA DA KUMA ABUN ALLAH YA KIYAYE DUK AKANKA YA FARA, AKANKA KUMA YA TSAYA. NIDAI SAIDAI NAYI MAKA ADDUA :P (PS: That Armani Lip gloss you gave to your girlfreind as a present na sani ta halin bera aka samu) (BITE ME) hehehe

(BIGGEST HISS EVERRRRRRR! I HISS HISS HISS HISS TO THE SECOND SCENARIO. I NO GET TIME FOR THAT! BUT heheheh DAN KAUYE WALLAHI KA IYA RASHIN KIRKI. ON THE WHOLE IT WAS VERY FUNNY.

[Anonymous]

Loooooooooooooollllllllllll...........................wato nine gurgu ko dan kauye? ? ?zan tona ma asiri


have u heard that Ajingi was recently burried with cement at ashaka cement factory...he is recuperating at the plant's staff factory..........sannu ka ji ajingi

[EMTL]

have u heard that Ajingi was recently burried with cement at ashaka cement factory...he is recuperating at the plant's staff factory..........sannu ka ji ajingi

Ashaka is a very safe place and a place you would also like to visit. How many trailers of cement would you like to buy? am sure Ajingi will help you he is a nice chap.

[Twinkle]

not leaving out d CIOUSES ...dere hav been a keyboard lyrical war ova who's d original cious...though our polls went in favour of FULANICIOUS,....KANOLICIOUS said she hijacked d name 4rm him because he joined kanoonline late,dont be surprised 2 hear katsinalicious,kdlicious soonest nawahooo....who speaks d truth only tyme will tell.

BREAKING NEWS
THE GIRL IS OFF THE CIOUS THINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. SHES BACK WITH ALOT MORE, DUDE CALL HER FULANIZZLE FOR SHIZ.

SHOOOOOO TIMEEEEEEEEEE.
I HEARD I HEARD...........I HEARD AND SAW, I SAW AND WILL SPEAK. DAN KAUYE YOU WONT BELIEVE IT BUT BETTER BELIEVE IT MEN. DUDE YOUR GUL CHEATING ON YAH. I SAW HER AT CHEATERS LOUGE ON SUNDAY WITH A GUY CALLED DAN-BIRNI AND THEY HELD HANDS AND THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT TO HIS EYES!!! GAWD! IT SHOWED LOFF. I WANTED TO PM YOU BUT I TAUGHT I'D KEEP EVERYONE UP TO DATE. PLEASE BE BOLD AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN DONT DO ANYTHING HARMFUL TO YOURSELF.

OH BY THE WAY GIMBIYA I GOT A MESSAGE FOR YAH THATS IF YOU THE SAME GIMBIYA THE EMAIL WAS MEANT TO GET. I RECEIVED AN EMAIL ABOUT FOUR WEEKS AGO THOUGH I WAS BUSY AND I NEVER TOOK IT SERIOUSLY. I WAS MAKING A POST HERE TODAY AND IT  JUST CLICKED THAT WE HAD GIMBIYA IN THIS FORUM. YOU MIGHT BE THE ONE OR IT MIGHT BE MISTAKEN IDENTITY. ANWAY SOMEONE WHO WORKS WITH A BROADCASTING STUDIO EMAILED ME SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT A MOVIE THAT YOU WERE GONNA SHOOT ABROAD AND THAT IF I WAS GIMBIYA I SHOULD GET IN TOUCH.  IS IT OUR GIMBIYA? ARE YOU THE ONE HERE IN KANOONLINE? IF YOU ARE? GIRL YOU DIDNT TELL US THE FAMILY HERE :shock: I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE DEAD FAMOUS IN THE MOVIE WORLD. I WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR BESTTTTT FREIND, YOU KNOW YOU AND I CAN REALLY CLICK. WHAT YOU WAITING FOR LADY? I WANNA PLAY THE HEROINE IN YOUR UPCOMING MOVIE. ARE THERE GONNA BE GUNSSSSSSSSS? CUS I LOVE TO BANG BANG! AM DEAD SERIOUSSSSSSSS ON THIS!

OH BY THE WAY THE BEST GUNS TO USE OR YOUR UPCOMING MOVIE WILL BE THE ONE KEENU REEVES USED IN MATRIX. (damn am already all excitedddddd I've been waiting for this opportunity all my life and I know she wont say no)

[Hafsy_Lady]

OBVIOUSLY TWINKLE, DAN-KAUYE'S GUL WILL GO FOR DAN-BIRNI. HE IS TOO LOCAL FOR HER ANYWAY :roll:

NO KIDDINGGGG :shock:  IS SHE REALLY MAKING A MOVIE. DAMNNNNN I WANNA BE THE STAR. NO......NOT GUNS. LETS HAVE A PRINCESS AS (MYSELF)THEN PRINCE CHARMING, THEN I WILL BE THE PRINCESS RIDING IN A HORSE AND CARRIAGE IN A BEAUTIFUL DRESS. OH GOD!!! OH GOD!!! AM THRILLED. GIMIBIYA HIT ME UP. PM ME SO THAT WE CAN DISCUSS FURTHER. DON ALLAH DA GASKE, IS GIMBIYA MAKING A MOVIE? WHERE DOES SHE LIVE I NEED TO PAY HER A VISIT. DAMA I BOUGHT SOMETHING BIG I WANTED TO GIVE HER LAST YEAR! :D

[gogannaka]

Hmn ke 1/2sy kina nan kina ta surutu baki san Gimbiya tayi posting hoton nan naki kina yarinya a album section ba  :lol: