LATEST, HOTTEST GOSSIP ABOUT K-MEMBERS!!

[dan kauye]

she's @ it again.....the elite onlyner whose name begins wif H & ends wif wateva..is @ it again.dis tyme in a big way..4rm shoplifting 2 purse snatching,heard whereva she goes now u c dem mamis gripping their handbags/purse..no wonda so many report about missing handbags in d k-online realilty house has been made...dats not all....


lately she's bin bragging about  her visit 2 d famous di vinci gallery(wateva means she used in paving her way 2 d gallery only remains a mystery),no sooner had she left dan some priceless paintings got missing(yikes!).

more on H...
its no news dat H's bin stepping on every1's toes(sorry keyboard)..seems like she's got her match in d name of sa-salati(no props 4 ya though)....

and dat brings us 2 d issue of dis SA-SALATI(abi na sa-setanic)..where do i begin,where do i end?? ya'll need 2 c his posts..words came 2 us dat he wants 2 be more controvercial dan eminem(wut 4? only GOD knows).but seems 2 me like its one of d JJC-notice- me tricks he's applying..though some onlinerz r kool wif d way dis boi handles his biz,d likes of fateez thinks otherwise"this boi needs serious supplecation,sessions of praya invocations ..and ohh counseling" says fateez(eek!)wondas shall neva end..


...and yessssss! wonda makers shall neva cease 2 xsist...heard dat our silver screen goddess GIMBIYA(is she really one?) in  hollywood(sorry kanowood) is counting her blessings as well as her troubles(itsy!!!)..heard she dozed off on location 4 a latenyte shoot while d cameras were on her...bottomline"price 2 pay 4 every thing..

and  yessss more drama....

no sooner had d CIOUSES drama came 2 a halt wen fulanicous(sorry fulanizzle) laid d stress 2 rest by emerging wif d' nizzle' suffix dan anoda dust waz raised dis wif som -waziri-,waz,wazo,wazzzi wateva(gasunan dai!)...-WAZIRI- claimed dat d JJC onlyner WAZ  was trying 2 copycat his name....there waz a lil lyrical showdown though(in dan-kauye's opinion) WAZ won coz he showed a sense of maturity and approach 2wards d issue..FULANIZZLE  came 2 d rescue of her famed pal WAZIRI  n took ova d drama...lucky gurl she ddnt end of wif broken nose(sorry keyboard n mouse)....2 be contd.

[Fulanizzle]

EXAMZZ OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SOOOOOOOOOO AM BOUT TO GET MY PARTY ON!

PEOPLE TELL ME WHATS D LATEST...

[*~MuDa~*]

Fulanizzle ze latest is bery obious....habe u noticed y my guy dan-kauye militarily attacks ze ladies? zere is no smoke without pire!

[dan kauye]

hey y'all ! wuts d latest,newest,hottest,gulmiest,tastiest, news(i hate d word gossip)?????? wut happened @ d get-2-gether???? any faux pas??? i missed it n ofcourse i cried my self a river?? so now wuts up?? mudacris,goga,str8talking,ummita,anybody....wuts up???

[Ihsan]

dan kauye, ay kai mu muke jira....ka ce ur "story" will continue but mun ji shiru.

[FARI]

Ummita

This ur weekly gossip is realllly intresting .....always updating and for Ibro

and Hafsy a happy marriage life to them and for Hafsy trying to denied

him ..........should knows that a hausa saying........"Rabon kwadon baya

hawa sana.....koya hau ma zai........." we will continue to help them with

prayer.

[Ibro2g]

God, Men DanKauye kana zubaaaaa... well what do I expect this is gulma forum. but ama get back on u, let me just strangle my friend Fari a lil

and for Ibro

...and Hafsy a happy marriage life to them ....

OK now, its not ok. Ka taba ganin bro `n sis on one bed, I guess not. I bet u dont do dat at home, well not`n works like dat anywhere. God I miss those JJC forums, duk rashin orientation ne wannan, har a sa irin wannan wajen gulma. tsk tsk tsk[/b]


DYME QUEEN!

[mlbash]

HAKA SHIKE............................ UHM!

[*~MuDa~*]

hey y'all ! wuts d latest,newest,hottest,gulmiest,tastiest, news(i hate d word gossip)?????? wut happened @ d get-2-gether???? any faux pas??? i missed it n ofcourse i cried my self a river?? so now wuts up?? mudacris,goga,str8talking,ummita,anybody....wuts up???

Hahahahahaha.....sorry my priend...he who laupps last laups best....hhahahahaha!

[dan kauye]

hey y'all ! wuts d latest,newest,hottest,gulmiest,tastiest, news(i hate d word gossip)?????? wut happened @ d get-2-gether???? any faux pas??? i missed it n ofcourse i cried my self a river?? so now wuts up?? mudacris,goga,str8talking,ummita,anybody....wuts up???

Hahahahahaha.....sorry my priend...he who laupps last laups best....hhahahahaha!

and wuts dat s'pose ta mean????

[*~MuDa~*]

Hahahahahaha.....sorry my priend...he who laupps last laups best....hhahahahaha!

and wuts dat s'pose ta mean????[/qote]

I habe once missed a kanoonline get2gezer...stupidly..u may say....so i was nopw wise enupp not to miss zis one ...u can ask G-naka...but sory por ur case...i really cant control my laupter...HAHAHAHAHAHHA...uhum!

[dan kauye]

kai jama'a dis place aint no fun no more....where d gossip mongers @? where r d fashion police,paparazi,insiders?? haba? its a shame dere aint no new news/gossip/strory/report/...holla..

[figorms]

MEN AWARENESS!!!
This is a public announcement to all memberboardians that Baby gurl has spoken of her concern about men playaz...she has vehemently spoken of her concern. That nay men shaul play! she & her anti-men should not play protestors & fellow pressure group r holdin a thread titled why r men playaz......in d mean tym, it still remains an unsolved mystery

& finally I am pleased 2 announce that Ihsan is our new VP.
Keep listenin & we will keep tlk, from me ze President & from ma collegue Vice president iz sayin 2 ya'all good nyt!!

which mystery r u talkin about cos da only 1 i can remember is why girls tend to be players, and bature contributed by inventin GSM.........[/quote]

[Hafsy_Lady]

SALAMUALAIKUM GIDAN GULMACE GULMACE!!!

AS SOME OF YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED I WAS AWAY FOR A WHILE, AND I GOT LOTS TO SHARE, TO SAVE ME TIME AND THE CONFUSION IN SOME THREADS THAT NEVER CEASE TO EXIST WITH K-ONLINE FAMILY........I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO KINDLY GIVE ME A ROUND UP OF WHATS BEEN GOING ON? WHAT HAPPENED AND WHAT IS STILL HAPPENING OR WHAT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED? ANYTHING I MISSED WORTH TELLING............... :?

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PROVIDE ME WITH ANSAS TO THE BELOW REQUEST.......?
1. ANY NEW MEMBERS, WHO ARE THEY?
2. WHO AND WHO FOUGHT?
3. WHO AND WHO ARE KEEPING GRUDGES?
4. WHO IS ADMIRING WHO?
5. WHO IS PLAYINNA HATE ON WHO?
6. ANY ARGUMENTATIVE INTERESTING POST?
7. WHO AND WHO HAVE BEEN GOSSIPING
8. ANY DRAMA OR SHOWDOWN?
9. WHATS THE PRESENT SITUATION?
10. ANY POEMS WRITTEN FOR ME IN THE POETRY SECTION?
11.DID ADMIN FINISH UP THAT PHOTO ALBUM SECTION?
12. WHO AND WHO PASSED THEIR EXAMS (cus I did) AND WHO AND WHO FAILED(cus I did not)?
13.ANY FAMILY REUNION OR LOST FAMILY REUNION(cus we've witnessed it happen here few months back ko? hehehe)
14. DID YOU GUYS ENJOY DI KANONLINE GET TOGETHER? ETC ETC?
15, WHO HAS BEEN GETTING ON WHOSE NERVES?
16. TO THE GULS, HAVE THE BOYS BEEN MISBEHAVING OR HAVE THEY BEEN ON THEIR BEST BEHAVIOUR WHILST I WAS GONE? lol

and finally I missed allllllllllllllllll kanoonliners EXCEPT ONE PERSON :evil: :roll:  :roll

[Anonymous]

and finally I missed allllllllllllllllll kanoonliners EXCEPT ONE PERSON :evil: :roll:  :roll

lol, since u can remember not missing one person all thru d period of ur long absence, it may be dat person is d one and only k-onliner u missed most!!!! U know you can't miss d one dat is different but u can mis all.