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[dan kauye]

WALLAHI DAN KAUYE ME & YOU GO ENTER FIGHT! LET ME GO WEAR MY BOXING GLOVES. DAN KAUYE, AI SHOPLIFTING KARAMIN ALHAKINE AKAN ABUN DA KAKEYI AS A FULL TIME JOB. REMEMBER! I LEARNT FROM THE BEST. AI KAINE BABBAN AMBROBA!  (hehehehe) ABUN ALLAH YA SAWAKE DA KUMA ABUN ALLAH YA SHIRYA DA KUMA ABUN ALLAH YA KIYAYE DUK AKANKA YA FARA, AKANKA KUMA YA TSAYA. NIDAI SAIDAI NAYI MAKA ADDUA :P (PS: That Armani Lip gloss you gave to your girlfreind as a present na sani ta halin bera aka samu) (BITE ME) hehehe

(BIGGEST HISS EVERRRRRRR! I HISS HISS HISS HISS TO THE SECOND SCENARIO. I NO GET TIME FOR THAT! BUT heheheh DAN KAUYE WALLAHI KA IYA RASHIN KIRKI. ON THE WHOLE IT WAS VERY FUNNY.

hohoho hehehe wowowo!  boxing gloves? box who? dan-kauye? u kidding gurl, ur reach aint long enuff,u aint strong enuff.eniways i knw blame u sha*laffs devilish*...so u hav d nerve 2 tell em bout d lipgloss thingy ehh hafcy?...aftall na u zagaye baya go room liftam 4 my girlf room..haba u no suppose talk abi u want make i let d cat outta d bag?

ahhhhhh so na so so hiss u juss dey do ..perhaps u wud make a snake blush wit ur hissing abi??...na now wey u don snatch hausanicious 4rm hin girlf nayin u no get tym 2 fyt ova waziri?? kodan ban fada duka ba??...dont make ooo!

[dan kauye]

BREAKING NEWS
THE GIRL IS OFF THE CIOUS THINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. SHES BACK WITH ALOT MORE, DUDE CALL HER FULANIZZLE FOR SHIZ.

SHOOOOOO TIMEEEEEEEEEE.
I HEARD I HEARD...........I HEARD AND SAW, I SAW AND WILL SPEAK. DAN KAUYE YOU WONT BELIEVE IT BUT BETTER BELIEVE IT MEN. DUDE YOUR GUL CHEATING ON YAH. I SAW HER AT CHEATERS LOUGE ON SUNDAY WITH A GUY CALLED DAN-BIRNI AND THEY HELD HANDS AND THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT TO HIS EYES!!! GAWD! IT SHOWED LOFF. I WANTED TO PM YOU BUT I TAUGHT I'D KEEP EVERYONE UP TO DATE. PLEASE BE BOLD AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN DONT DO ANYTHING HARMFUL TO YOURSELF.

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yes woooo! fulanicious(sorry fulanizzle) had finally put d stress 2 rest by changing 2 fulanizzle i'm a bit ang dat i wasnt d wan 2 break 2 news...but itz all gud eniways

so na so so heard u heard u heard 4rm sum1 u heard sum1 heard....kai 1 day u go hear d ting wey pass ur ears(ohh u said u saw also) dat i dont blieve u twinkle...coz i waz dsame dan kauye dat went 2 birni n dressed up lyk dem 2 roll wif str8talking abi u no believe me? ask her now...n besydes hafcy hav been tryna cheat wit me but inaaaa naki yarda shi yasa taketa wani bulinbituwa*smyles evil*...wani happenstances din dai sai gaba.....

[dan kauye]

OBVIOUSLY TWINKLE, DAN-KAUYE'S GUL WILL GO FOR DAN-BIRNI. HE IS TOO LOCAL FOR HER ANYWAY :roll:

haka dai......!

[Hafsy_Lady]

Guys taught I should let you know that freaky ummita ran over a man, the guy survived the saga but he is left with a broken leg and a dislocated elbow. Shes playing her role VIP treatment for the poor guy and he is happy because he'z just sorted!!!!!. Thats why, I think, am 80% sure she hasnt hasnt visited us here. Allah ya baci lafiya (broken bones) I mean d victim, but boi I hope he sucks her wallet dry. Teach her a lesson hehehehe. I seriously dont wanna laugh but if I remember the voice on phone, crying "gurl I almost committed murder" that just leaves me in hysteria!!!!! (PURE FEAR)! Please for our own safety Kanoonliner, if it happens we all jammed at any upcoming kanoonline even lets keep our distances and run for dear life if you even sight keys in her hands

[Hafsy_Lady]

hehheheh ALSO THE ALBUM SECTION HAS BEEN CREATED. I SAW BILYA'S PIC AND ADMIN's nice picture. :wink: I also saw Dan Kauye'z pic (sharrap dia :roll: ) Kaima kasan nafi karfin nayi maka karya. Baka sabane? A'a nace baka sa hotonka ba. Maybe you ran off to take it off. You left an Afro, you were wearing a crimson shirt with a bag pack. Sha! I fit credit you small. Nice mode of dressing, but you dont know how to smile :P All the pictures are beautiful. I WILL BE BACK WITH MORE GOSSIP

[gogannaka]

Ayyaaaaa.................poor Ummita....
Hafsy u are one wicked girl..
A beg pass my deepest regrets.
Kuma tell her to recite du'a everytime she's to drive.
If not,make she call Gbenga make he take her.
Or she fit ride achaba?

[*~MuDa~*]

Yaya ne, i can saw alot op Controbersies n Karya in zis porum, make una no porget zat we r in a shari'a state, G-naka, make u dey watch ur tongue pella, or else u will taste a bery feffrish souf...hahahahaha. :twisted:

[gogannaka]

To yallabai...............don na ce ka ci kudi? :roll:
ka ce karya ne mana....

[Ibro2g]

AM SURE THE KANOONLINERS THAT HAVE BEEN HEAR FOR LONG WILL REMEMBER ONE OF OUR MEMBERS LADIES PAPI!
He has been chasing after Ihsan, Ice, Dyme, Fulanicious, Gimbiya, Twinkle infact most of our girls in this forum. WELL I BRING GULMA COME. THAT MAN WILL BE SETTLING DOWN AT LAST! HE IS GETTING MARRIED FOR REAL SO YA'ALL CAN HAVE PEACE. (lets all say haleluyah)THOUGH ITS BEEN LONG :?:

I sure miss him, I'm sure u gurls will miss him more ehh hafceee?

[Ibro2g]

did I add he left a replacement.... Must have forgotten, although not parfectrly but dan kauye sounds just like him. His perfect replacement. N gurls if yo`ll miss him so much u could sign a petition (haha) his wife could loan him a lil 4 yo`ll. haha

[Bebeji]

To, anan fa ake yinta. Nidai ina so inji kwakkwarar tahirinku. Duk yan forum dinnan

[dan kauye]

did I add he left a replacement.... Must have forgotten, although not parfectrly but dan kauye sounds just like him. His perfect replacement. N gurls if yo`ll miss him so much u could sign a petition (haha) his wife could loan him a lil 4 yo`ll. haha

hell naw! mr ibro....u cant be so ironic ! lol...

[dan kauye]

To, anan fa ake yinta. Nidai ina so inji kwakkwarar tahirinku. Duk yan forum dinnan

hey up brov! wudn't it be kool if u register so u cud be fully part of d family?

[ummita]

HAFSY..........WEN DID U BRING DIS INFO, BAKINKI NA GULMA KAWAI!

ehemm errr.....Gogannaka thnx 4 d du'a, though I always pray bt I guess wat God puts down is ineviatable.............still it wasnt mah fault...........thou d man is bck on his feet

Hafsy MUGUWAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Embarassin meh in d eyes of d public! Juss wait one more week........u b in trouble

LATEST NEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YEEEEEEPEEEEEE, IBRO IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKK. D BESTEST BUDDY

[dan kauye]

ohhh i see,looks like i shud be bak wif more happenstances gossip(sorry news) too.....lol.(wisper:sumfin spooky in d air!)