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[gogannaka]

E be like say we get rumour mongers here o!
Of all people wai ummitah ce is getting married.....pure rumour....she wey no like marriage at all at all.....

G-naka wut is ur own? R u jealous zat ur not gona b ze groom....Flease Brozer dont be hatin'

For your information muda,Ummita is my sister kaji ko....me i no be like u.
And make u kuku siddon there na like dat them go marry that yuwa girlfriend wey u dey go Abuja see

[Muawiya]

TO, NIDAI DUK DA BAN DADI A WANNAN JAMI'AR JAMA'A BA. ZAN TOFA NAWA MURNAR A MATSAYINA NA DANUWA MUSULMI.
ALLAH UBANGIJI YA BADA ZAMAN LAFIYA. SU UMMITA A RIKE ZAMAN AURE. ACIGABA DA LADABI DA BIYAYYA. YOU HAVE ACOMPLISHED ONE OF THE REQUIREMENTS OF SUNNAH.

HAPPY MARRIAGE LIFE.

[Muawiya]

NIDAI BA GULMA NAKE YI BA, ILLA INCE INA UPDATING KWAKWALWARKU. DA DAI ALHAJI SA SALATI DA HAJIYA HAFSY SUN SHIRYA SUN ZAMA ABOKAI SOSAIIIIIIIIIII. ABUN DA SAI WANDA YA GANI. INA TAYA SU MURNA. KUMA DON ALLAH KO BAYAN AZUMI A CIGABA. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  MUNSHA DIRAMAN WANNAN MUTANE BIYU. AMMAN KASH, KAMAR SU CIGABA ASHA DARIYA AMMAN RASHIN CIGABAN ZAIFI KYAU DAI.

[Hafsy_Lady]

IS IT TRUE THAT ONE OF OUR MEMBER BY NAME KITKAT WILL BE GETTING A SEAT AS A COMMISIONER IN PORTHARCOURT AS THE YOUNGEST COMMISIONER IN NIGERIA? I HEARD THAT INFO  FROM DAN KAUYE WHEN HE CALLED ME YESTERDAY  TO WISH ME RAMADAN MUBARAK.
EHEMM EHEMMMMM ZEEZEE I AM YOUR ONLY BLOOD SISTER. NO FORGET ME WHEN THE BILLS START FLOWING IN :wink: .

[dan kauye]

amma u told d story in parts not full 1/2cy a'a dnt spare d details abi make i let d cat outta a bag ne?

[IBB]

IS IT TRUE THAT ONE OF OUR MEMBER BY NAME KITKAT WILL BE GETTING A SEAT AS A COMMISIONER IN PORTHARCOURT AS THE YOUNGEST COMMISIONER IN NIGERIA? I HEARD THAT INFO  FROM DAN KAUYE WHEN HE CALLED ME YESTERDAY  TO WISH ME RAMADAN MUBARAK.
EHEMM EHEMMMMM ZEEZEE I AM YOUR ONLY BLOOD SISTER. NO FORGET ME WHEN THE BILLS START FLOWING IN :wink: .

this ur story u sure say no b 4 Adamawa. u know Bora's era is gone

[Hausanicious]

and finally I missed allllllllllllllllll kanoonliners EXCEPT ONE PERSON :evil: :roll:  :roll

lol, since u can remember not missing one person all thru d period of ur long absence, it may be dat person is d one and only k-onliner u missed most!!!! U know you can't miss d one dat is different but u can mis all.

Mr Guest,

I will really luv 2 know who this person is? or rather, Hajiya Hafsy who is dat person dat u miss?

[*~MuDa~*]

E be like say we get rumour mongers here o!
Of all people wai ummitah ce is getting married.....pure rumour....she wey no like marriage at all at all.....

G-naka wut is ur own? R u jealous zat ur not gona b ze groom....Flease Brozer dont be hatin'

For your information muda,Ummita is my sister kaji ko....

Where iz Ze Medical Refort?

[kitkat]

IS IT TRUE THAT ONE OF OUR MEMBER BY NAME KITKAT WILL BE GETTING A SEAT AS A COMMISIONER IN PORTHARCOURT AS THE YOUNGEST COMMISIONER IN NIGERIA? I HEARD THAT INFO  FROM DAN KAUYE WHEN HE CALLED ME YESTERDAY  TO WISH ME RAMADAN MUBARAK.
EHEMM EHEMMMMM ZEEZEE I AM YOUR ONLY BLOOD SISTER. NO FORGET ME WHEN THE BILLS START FLOWING IN :wink: .

I just stumbled on this.
Wannan Hafsin dai sai addua!! How did you find out??
Well now that its out i'm taking applications for special asisstants.  Send your cv to my PM box.
And its not rivers state. its Delta!!

[IBB]

Mr Kitkat I think there is misinformation there u know. i think that appointment is in Adamawa cos thats the only place a young person like that can become a commisioner U know they dont share Bora anymore so this the new reward 'Commisioner' lol assume is a lady i will say ok we r use 2 that cos i heard that happened in Jigawa and many other places u know women can get wat they want if they play it good. Amma a guy man there is a question mark a big one how did he got there, y, wat did he do.

Mr Admin dont edit post

[Yoruba Land]

and finally I missed allllllllllllllllll kanoonliners EXCEPT ONE PERSON :evil: :roll:  :roll

lol, since u can remember not missing one person all thru d period of ur long absence, it may be dat person is d one and only k-onliner u missed most!!!! U know you can't miss d one dat is different but u can mis all.

Mr Guest,

I will really luv 2 know who this person is? or rather, Hajiya Hafsy who is dat person dat u miss?

Yes Mr. Guest who is he???????????

[kitkat]

. KITKAT AND KILISHI YOU ARE MY REAL PARENTS. I GOT DNA TO PROVE. I WANNA KNOW WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?

Times were hard and you ate us out of house and home.
You cried too much and you were a real ugly duckling. How were we to know you'd grow up into the stunning beauty you are today?

We still love you too though and look forward to big family reunion.

[kilishi]

I WANT YOU TO KNOW NO MATTER WHAT I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. EVEN THOUGH YOU DESPISED ME. YOU DIDNT WANT TO KNOW ME, YOU MADE ME WHAT I AM TODAY AND TOGETHER FOR A YEAR IS NO JOKE. EVERY SINGLE MOMENT I THINK OF YOU. I HAVE LOVE FOR YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU RAN OFF AND ARE NO WHERE TO BE FOUND. BUT I AM THANKING GOD NOW BECAUSE MY SORROWS ARE GONE, MY SADNESS DIMINISHED. JOY WRAPS ME UP.

FROM A MEDICAL REPORT AND AFTER FOUR YEARS OF UNPROMISING SEARCH I FINALLY GOT THE LINKS TO MY SEARCH. I WANT TO LET MEMBERS KNOW THAT I HAVE FINALLY FIND PEACE JOY AND HAPPINESS EVEN THOUGH MY FATHER WOULD NOT LIKE THAT. A MEDICAL REPORT REVEALED THAT MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER AND MOTHER ARE STILL ALIVE AND INFACT THEY ARE MEMBERS OF KANOONLINE. KITKAT AND KILISHI YOU ARE MY REAL PARENTS. I GOT DNA TO PROVE. I WANNA KNOW WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?

we are still with you baby :D ,and we are happy to know that you are alright,but let's hear the link between kitkat and kilishi  :o and where you got there own sample for dna test,'cos is alonnnnnnnnnnnnnng time girl :P ,happy re-union,pls i think this call for celebration from the mebers,and it seems nobody is willing to celebrate withus and nobody congratulate twinkle for identfying her parents :cry:  :cry:  :oops:  :oops:

[zezezee]

hmmmm, i am very happy for you girl....having 2 female parents should b a wonderful feeling im sure........ :D  :?:  :D  :?:

good to have u back from desertion, times must be really tough tho.......if u need any counselling, pls dnt hessitate to PM moi... :D  :D  :D

[precious]

hmmmm, i am very happy for you girl....having 2 female parents should b a wonderful feeling im sure........ :D  :?:  :D  :?:

good to have u back from desertion, times must be really tough tho.......if u need any counselling, pls dnt hessitate to PM moi... :D  :D  :D

Oh my God!All this while i thot Kitty Kat was a man. :shock: