LATEST, HOTTEST GOSSIP ABOUT K-MEMBERS!!

[Muhsin]

Our Election is superb - ANPP has overwhelmingly
taken all the 27 Local Governments in the State.
Sai dai dan abin da baza a rasaba in politics, i dont
need to go further - kai ma kasani.

Ni ban sani ba.

[*~MuDa~*]

Gaskiyya fa, Na san bazai wuce magudi ba, politics got a whole lot of magudi strategies? So which one them do una?

[Dan-Borno]

Magudi is one of the characteristics of Nigerian politics,
this, we inherited from time immemorial as far as the
history of politics in nigeria is concern.

[gogannaka]

And as a very popular politician said ' kuyi magudi ku ci zabe,kada ku bari ayi magudi a cinye ku.Gwanda a ce kuka yi magudi kuka ci da ace ku aka yi wa magudi aka kayar'.

[Dan-Borno]

From: DB (Fiel Ops. Dir)
To:     GGNK (CSO Kline)

EMERGENCY SITUATION REPORT

1.   Myself
2.   Bakangizo
3.   Ibro2gee
4.   Lady Merciful (ALias Muhahaha)

The above persons were being reported MISSING to this
command.  After serious investigation it came to light that
they are still hiding for fear of prosecution by the Department
of EFCC for various offences.  Though suspect with serial No.
2 has reported at mine.

I wish to seek your approval to clear suspect No. 2 so that
he can enjoy his freedom while our tactical team have been
equipped to fish out the remaining suspects.

Above FYI & further directives.

DB

[gogannaka]

DB;

Approval granted to clear suspect 2.

Reports coming in indicate that 2g and muhahaha are suffering from narutolepsis.
A chronic addiction to naruto cartoon which leads to absentmindedness.Their
condition is critical (esp muhahah) that they cannot do anything aside from watch
the cartoon.
I implore you to liase with the Kline doctor,Amira to arrange for them to be taken
to rehabilitation home.

FYI,mouse and cursor has been sighted somewhere in the middlebelt.I suspect he
is there for one of the following reasons:
1) Pursuing TIV girls
2) Missionary
3) Testing an untested vaccine
4) Covering up some looted funds
5) Manual search for the missing plane.
Please find out and act ASAP.

I advise you exercise caution in all matters.
CSO.

[amira]

I implore you to liase with the Kline doctor,Amira to arrange for them to be taken
to rehabilitation home.

Am on it GGNK!!

[gogannaka]

I implore you to liase with the Kline doctor,Amira to arrange for them to be taken
to rehabilitation home.

Am on it GGNK!!

Ok Dr Amira.
You will be re-imbursed all monies spent.

CC:DB
CC:M&C
CC:BKGZ

[bakangizo]

Ok Dr Amira.
You will be re-imbursed all monies spent.
CC:DB
CC:M&C
CC:BKGZ

Ahem. Can you add 5% to the amount for her as bonus?  *coughs*

[gogannaka]

Ok Dr Amira.
You will be re-imbursed all monies spent.
CC:DB
CC:M&C
CC:BKGZ

Ahem. Can you add 5% to the amount for her as bonus?  *coughs*

Forward the request to DB.

[Dan-Borno]

Ok Dr Amira.
You will be re-imbursed all monies spent.

GGNK,

I wish to bring to your notice that Amira is in the habit
of cooking up fake expenditures and supporting them
with fake receipts.  The last receipt she submitted to
me for the amount of N201,000.00 was fake, as we
tried to locate the address of the shop as written on
the receipt but couldnt locate one.

In view of the above, I am requesting that Amira be
replaced with Bee with immediate effect, so as to save
this organisation any further embarassment.

DB

[*~MuDa~*]

DB;

Approval granted to clear suspect 2.

Reports coming in indicate that 2g and muhahaha are suffering from narutolepsis.
A chronic addiction to naruto cartoon which leads to absentmindedness.Their
condition is critical (esp muhahah) that they cannot do anything aside from watch
the cartoon.
I implore you to liase with the Kline doctor,Amira to arrange for them to be taken
to rehabilitation home.

FYI,mouse and cursor has been sighted somewhere in the middlebelt.I suspect he
is there for one of the following reasons:
1) Pursuing TIV girls
2) Missionary
3) Testing an untested vaccine
4) Covering up some looted funds
5) Manual search for the missing plane.
Please find out and act ASAP.

I advise you exercise caution in all matters.
CSO.

You guys are so....urggghhh!

[IBB]

Barkan ku da warhaka

A karon mu na GULMA DA ZAFIN TA mun sami rahoton cewa, wani tsohon member namu wanda a kafi sani da suna Ibro2g Allah yayi masa karuwa wato karuwar kwanakin duniya.

Rahoto ya bayyana mana cewa ranar Litinin ashirin da uku na wannan watan, zai cika sheka ashirin da uku.

Allah ya kara masa tsawon rai ameen. HAPPY BIRTHDAY IBRO2G

To anan ne muka kawo karshen rahotannin karon namu na GULMA DA ZAFIN TA

Sai Allah ya kaimu sati mai zuwa

[gogannaka]

Happy Birthday Ibro
Happy Birthday Konan too for Ibro's birthday has become your birthday too
Muahahahahhaha

[EMTL]

Our Election is superb - ANPP has overwhelmingly
taken all the 27 Local Governments in the State.
Sai dai dan abin da baza a rasaba in politics, i dont
need to go further - kai ma kasani.

Assalamu alaikum,
Gomnanaku Ya gina sabbin gidajeba kowciki sai aljanu- Ga sabon asibiti haryan ba bada ko panadol- BORNO nawao