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Started by ummita, March 05, 2003, 02:14:17 PM

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It has come to our notice that a famous outspoken Kanoonliner residing at the northeastern zone has been recently apprehended enroute to Damaturu at a check point by mobile police suspecting him to be an accom[lice to the legendary Boko Haram Movements. What followed suit we can not tell but his wife related that he was very late for Shan Ruwa.

Although he claims that it was just an old story, though hes involvement and comments makes it true, Muhsin has once again been Jilted by yet another "Darn Girl". Our source suggested that a member which so much impressive skills in dating should provide tips for our young Kanoonlner due to the tenderness of his remaining shattered heart.

One of our Senior member has been out of the country and was sited eating an unidentified specie in his hotel restaurant, it was reported that the elite member who is has contributed tremendously financially towards to success of last year's End of year Get to Gether was spotted strggling with the shrimp looking specie in his plate and from the look of his face couldnt differentiate between the head and the tail.

More news until next week. Stay tunned.
...He begot not, nor is He begotten!


Jama'a barka da war haka,

Bayan tsawon lokaci da kudurar wanni babban dan-uwan jama'ar kanoonline da yayi kokari ya jawo hankalin yan-uwa a kan su dunga zumuntar filin taron kanoonline, ya faskara.

Wanna dan-uwa wanda sunan sa an rufa saboda umarni da suka wuce karfin mu. yayi kokari ya yayi juyin mulki.

Amma da temakon manya manyan dakaru na jama'ar ta kanoonline wanna juyin mulki Allah bai bashi nasara ba.

Amma ko da haka ya temaka yan uwa daga nahiyar duniya sun rugo da gudu sun dawo filin taro don su nuna goyan bayan su ga wanna fili na kanoonline.

Koda yake wanna juyin mulki ya bata wa wasu daga jikin manya rai, wannan kokari ya jawo hankalin jama'ar zuwa  ga gani ya dace a runka ziyara a kai a kai.

Sakamakon haka yasa wanna dan-uwa ya kunya ta, har yana lafazin zai bar wannan kungiya ta arewa ya koma ta masu zumunci da zunden yan arewa.

Da temakon wani zakaran filin wanda aka fi sani da suna Gogannaka ya samu ya sasanta al'amarin ya baiya nawa wannan dan'uwa wannan abu da yayi, yayi kyau saboda ya baiyana abin da ke damun sa, kuma wannan ya nuna sonda yake yi wa wanna majalisa ta yan arewa, da yasa har ransa ya baci, har yasa ya dauki wanna babban aiki, da ya so ya kawo karshen wannan kungiya.


na wa o, na pesin dey kill pesin no be animal.  if i give u this
gist you go fall down faint, haba, imagine!  the tory be say na
one thief wey enter one of our this forum member house, the
guy's wife na yoruba wey dey do grinding machine business
for their neighbourhood.

so, army robber come enter their house wen den dey sleep
so, the thief enter slowly inside the dark, en no dey see
anything at all so he decided to ON electric light for the
varendah of the house - aha na for there the thing don pafuka
finish, e neva know sey no be bulb e ON na grinding machine
e ON and in the middle of the night the grinding machine
started ggggrrrgrggrgrgrgrggrgrgrrgrgrgr you know how
noise the machine dey.

the thief instead of running out of the house, ran inside the
house, then our esteemed member came out to see what is
happening, they jam with the thief and the thief realising that
it is a grinding machine burst into laughter and crying at the
same time.

trust kanoonline member, he also laughed when the thief told
him what happened, so he was released to sin no more.


every body knows what happened when a young novelist in this
started a thread spreading the news that kanoonline is dead!!!!!!
hhmm d guy i heard from reliable source is now fasting asking
God to forgive him for coming between two friends and between
teacher and student.


missing in action, when last did you see TukurTukur? na wa o,
wonders never end for this world.  all this predictions the guy
still go join politics even after den tell am say e no go win.  how
can a hausa man contest election inside asaba?


two things are involved, either Gogannaka is in maiduguri or in kano,
if he is in kano, no problem, but if he is in maiduguri, two things are

where is IBB, please carry on.
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak


if he's in maiduguri two things are involved; he catch a shuwaistique fish there, or he come back emptyhanded. If he catches one, no wahala, but if he fails, two things are involved; Or rather one. Bulala kawai za mui masa!


If bulala ya sha two things are involve
Ruwan kwalba or baby i buy you recharge card in retur....

If ruwan kwalba ne you are safe if baby i buy you recharge card ne two things are involved


DB na dade ban yi dariya kamar haka ba.
Injin, wannan wanne member din ne da allah.

@ BKGZ ba wata bulala,garin fa ba laifi amma dai ni dai ban ga shuwan da ake ta cewa ba ko guda. Or is it because my humble host only takes me out at night?
IBB seal your mouth o!!!

Kai amma barawon nan ya bani dariya wallahi.
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment


rumours rumours, you know, its hard to live a life without
some rumours been spread about, the only thing is that u
should'nt engage urself in false rumours.

my hot gossip today is directed at one of our member who
i heard from a reliable source that he is getting married to
a very influential woman in nigeria, she is a medical doctor
from a reputable federal teaching hospital - where is muhsin
kana wasa maza sun wuce gabanka.

all effort to gain access to other information proved abortive,
however, all ears are open and will soon brief members on the
latest hottest gossip.

it is not good for the forum, that each time its members got
married get lost and never comes back to the good old days in
the forum.
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak


Surely after suffering comes enjoyment




FYI, i am not the one.
I am not close to marrying a very influential woman
I am not close to marrying anyone from a federal medical center
I am however,looking forward to knowing the next 'very influential' woman,the new 'acting first lady' in the name of Mrs PATIENCE Jonathan.
Anyone knows her please?
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment


I can (rightly) guees who is that. Best wishes.

Quote from: Dan-Borno on February 09, 2010, 01:06:55 PM
where is muhsin
kana wasa maza sun wuce gabanka.

How old were you when you got marriage?
Get to know [and remember] Allah in prosperity & He will know  [and remember] you in adversity.




"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak


@Danborno. Men, grinding machine? Na wa o, na who be dat? Who want marry? Zamu sha biki kenan soon. A bani kwangilan drinks lol!
...He begot not, nor is He begotten!


Get to know [and remember] Allah in prosperity & He will know  [and remember] you in adversity.