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the other tall professor is from the University of Alberta, one of Canada's
research intensive university.

i go gist una wetin happen during that period

just hang on.

more are coming

no mercy

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[Fateez]

You enh? Za musaka kafar wando daya da ke, beware!

Ah Ahn! Bros, Are we quarelling? 

DanBorno I'm still waiting for the restaurant name o. Don;t want to miss my chance when I'm in KD.

If they're good I'll plug them for free..      complementary PR services

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[Fateez]

it is confirmed without any iota of doubt that kanoonline best reader
of the year and future award winner of best writer is found maltreating
his girlfriend simply because she is so fat.  after contacting him, he
claimed that she doesnt take his advice seriously, as he insists she
engages in wanke wanke, shara, long jump, takwando and other bodily
exercises to reduce her weight.

when asked why did he picked her in the first instance, he boldly replied
that it was a mistaken of identity as he met her at the middle of the
night in one of the social gatherings at layin abedi.

hehehehehe! Dan Borno you are hilarious! This kind physical activity nko? Is he a boyfriend or a slave driver?

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[ummutameem]

@fateez, i dont usually come here, so in case they give dat restaurant name n it happens to be 'd food planet' on independence way, dont bother going, d food is gross! they shouldnt be called a restaurant at all!

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[gogannaka]

Hahaha, UmmuT kina son ku yi fada da DB kenan.
Ai mai restaurant din ko babu gishiri tayi abinci DB zai ce akwai dadi.

I have noticed that most restaurants in the north fill their food with oil.
There's a popular food chain Al Amir restaurant. The food is so oily that the mere sight turns me off. However people love the restaurant.

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[Dan-Borno]

UmmuT, take this as a warning before a formal one is brought
to you from the office of the admin.

i have tested the food, gogannaka has also tested the continental
dishes in that restaurant, infact, chit-chat administrator confessed
(PM attached) that the dishes are not only wonderful but extremely
delicious, so, any call or an attempt to attempt to drive away
customers will met a heavy steel door of resistance.

be warned.

 

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[ummutameem]

@ggnk tanx for d warning i can c wat u mean, n i agree wit u, alamir's food is repulsive, northern restaurants usually serve tasteless food, u have to know wat to order for if it becomes necessary to eat out.

@db, hold on, y d warning, wat did i do, i simply gave my opinion, allow ppl to go n taste n give their opinion also.

in d interest of peace lets say, may be they were having a 'bad cook day' d day i went, but it was three of us n..............anyway let me keep quiet............. n how are u related to d owner if i may ask?

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[gogannaka]

n how are u related to d owner if i may ask?

Nice question!
Waiting for the answer.

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[Dan-Borno]

i smell conspiracy...... between ummut and ggnk

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[ummutameem]

conspiracy? haba ai mun wuce nan, we can put water loo scandal to shame wit our theories!

but ll save everybody's time for now and simply await ur response, it cant be too hard, just say it!

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[Dan-Borno]

where is my albaruz?

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[ummutameem]

who dat? is this an evasive maneuver? we are going to jump to a juicy conclusion soon if u dont give us an answer.

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[Dan-Borno]

bude kunnenku ku sha labari!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you know that mudacriss, the mouse and cursor
of kanoonline and the only surviving chit-chat moderator
is getting MARRIED?

no, this should'nt be the shocker! take this.

do you know that mudacriss, the mouse and cursor
of kanoonline and the only surviving chit-chat moderator
is getting MARRIED to a kanoonline super eaglet???

this is what we call, behind the scenes happening?

are you interested in seeing Professor Uba Abdalla taking zogale unedited?

salisu dan yaro, is the holy administrator of kanoonline, he promised to
be there, this time around, its a LIVE coup, better come with your BG, because
we have ours IMPORTED by ummut all the way from Ajegunle and snake island.

IBB, Bakangizo, Gogannaka are to take care of serving our guest during the
occasion.

Muhsin and Dan-Megona should order the lansir and zogale with immediate
despatch.


the date is fixed for 17th July, 2010 and all kanoonline members are invited.

Mr. Administrator should kindly send copies of this post to members as PM.

for further inquiry and reservation, kindly do contact MUHSIN

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[bakangizo]

Okay, mun san sunan ango. Wacece amaryar? Ko kuwa sunanta "K-Line Super Eaglet" kawai?

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[Dan-Borno]

you pay for the name, else wait until that 17th, saboda
muna tsoron yan sa ido da kuma wadanda akayi wa duka
da kuma kora da hali a nan dandalin.

I forgot to inform you that, Sheikul Islam wa Hujjatullahi
Ibn Al-Sinarin wa mujaddadil fatawa sheik Dan Fodio,
Aminullahi Bamalli will be offering special prayers on that
day with special sermons on the need for barchelors to
get married while does with one should go for 2nd.

the Royal father of the day will be His Royal Highness
the Durbi of Funakaye and future Cokalin Galadiman Kano
EMTL - (Allah sa mu dace).

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