IN HOUSE-CONFESSIONS! K-ONLYN REALITY HOUSE!!!!

[Ibro2g]

He isn`t qualified!He was put here to test us... u know test how we could tolerate living wid a mad monkey. Dont u worry ...u just gotta resist him. Best way.... shun him.

[ummita]

IBB: kai error get that koboko and go and lash ibro yayi fisarin kwance

ERROR:to yaya

IBB: ummita kin wanke wa 1 2 cy kashin

Ewwwwwwww disgustin..........wallah guys I was juss 'bout 2 hav b/fast, but wen I read that! it ticked me off......ewwwwwww IBB, manners boi.......but it was kinda funni thou but I still feel irritated, things lyk this leave me aggitated.....Am outta his house..thats y I said ma in-house mate gat majorrrrrrrr issues.......yuk! yuk! ewwwwww, nah I aint gon eat.......

Hell yah am gon eat.....eva wondered wats 4 b/fast? Itz tuwo miyen kuker 4 b/fast guys, any1 wanna join......iz a free house mates! dig in d bowl guys! but I gat loads of chilli in it....every1 can eat xcept...IB.......
Nah one luv IBB, bismillah ;)...dig in d bowl men, Though am a vegetarian so theres no.... :-X but its kuker & tuwo ;) ! Waitttttttttttt guys!!! as if ya'all hav neva eaten.

B/4 u guys start hoverin or vacummin ma food I gat rulesss .......(strictly forks) plz ::) (No hands allowed) ::) yo! Nafeey get a napkin plz! & guys sit straigth, left hand should b rested on ur lap.......heck guy ya'all aint gat dinnin manners/techniques.........its pointless 2 take ya'all out 2nite 2 a bistro I was plannin to ::)

[Venom]

IBB: kai error get that koboko and go and lash ibro

I see some people in this house r into the whole SnM thing na wa  :P

[Venom]

Well people on a more serious note I come before u 2day 2 ask u 2 plz put me in ur prayers cause this coming Tuesday is going 2 be the most important day of my life and I would like it 2 go well. For those who put me in their prayers ? May Allah reward you with goodness?. Amin

[Aydee Fella]

Guess whos back! back again .....Aydee's back tell the gurlz! rub ma back! rub ma back!

[Ibro2g]

Wow its Aydee...Its actually the real slim Aydee...
tell some men!!, rub my .... :-/...

[Maleeq]

Wow its Aydee...Its actually the real slim Aydee...
tell some men!!, rub my .... :-/...

kai nigga  u fulla shit.it's too crude man!!!!!!!!1 :-X :-/

[IBB]

UMMITA wrote wallah guys I was juss 'bout 2 hav b/fast, but wen I read that! it ticked me off Wondered wats 4 b/fast? Itz tuwo miyen kuker 4 b/fast guys

ehh dont blame me Tell em u don't eat tuwo miyan kuka dai.
U r expectin fries n omlet n some fresh fruits ko? or is it Corn flakes u r expectin? c'mon tell me, i will send Ibro ko Hafy to get u. just kiddin safe

[Hafsy_Lady]

u BETA BE LOL  ::) ::)

[Venom]

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[kilishi]

8) 8) 8)cool!please keep them coming ,that guy from katsina and gamawa are doing a fine job,the girls are so .....i dont even know how to describe them.

[Venom]

Ibro where r u man the game is about to start

[Venom]

I got this from a friend it is so kool if u have the time plz do read it

A Short Thought...If We Ponder Upon It...

When we are leaving this world for the next one, it shall be like a

trip to another country.  Where details of that country won't be found

in glamorous travel brochures  but in the Holy Qur'aan and the

Ahadiths.Where our plane won't be British Airways, Gulf Air or American

Airlines but Air Janazah.Where our luggage won't be the allowed 23 kgs

but our deeds no matter how heavy they weigh.



You don't pay for excess luggage. They are carried free of charge. With

your Creator's compliment.Where our dress won't be a Pierre Cardin suit

or the like but the white cotton shroud Where our perfume won't be

Chanel,Paco Rabane, but the camphor and attar.  Where our passports

won't be British, French or American but Al Islam.



Where our visa won't be the 6 months leave but the "La Illaha

Illallah.." Where the air hostess won't be gorgeous females but

Isra'iil and its like Where the in-flight services won't be 1st class

or economy but a piece of beautifully scented or foul smelling cloth.

Where our place of destination won't be Heathrow Terminal 1 or Jeddah

International Terminal but the Qabarastaan.Where our waiting lounge

won't be nice carpeted and air-conditioned rooms  but the 6 feet deep

gloomy Qabar.


Where the Immigration Officer won't be Her Majesty's officers but

Munkir and Nakir.They only check out whether you deserve the place you

yearn to go. Where there is no need for Customs Officers or detectors.

Where the transit airport will be Al Barzaakh. Where our final place of

destination will be either the Garden under which rivers flow or the

hell Fire.


This trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge. So your

savings would not come handy This flight can never be hijacked so do

not worry about terrorists.Food won't be served on this flight so do

not worry about your allergies or whether the food is Halal. Do not

worry about legroom; you won't need it, as your legs will become things

of the past.Do

not worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It arrives and

leaves on time. Do not worry about the in-flight entertainment

programme because you would  have lost all your sense of joy. Do not

worry about booking this trip, it has already been booked the day you

became a fetus in your mother's womb. Ah! At last good news!  Do not

worry about who will be sitting next to you. You will have the luxury

of being the only passenger. So enjoy it while you can. If only you

can!

One small snag though, this trip comes with no warning.

ARE YOU PREPARED ?

[gogannaka]

Inna lallahi wa inna ilaihir-raji'uun...........Venom that was a very good reminder..........May God reward you.....

[IBB]

kai Venom amma fa ka kada min Hanta