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Quote from: *~MuDa~* on March 25, 2008, 12:57:43 PMWoman - Chemical Analysis~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~Element: WomanSymbol: WO.
Quote from: *~MuDa~* on March 25, 2008, 12:51:01 PMOne day Raju's dad bought a robot, The robot was special in that itcould detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.Raju returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son whyare you late from school?".Raju answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped Raju on hisface.His dad told him son that his robot is special in that he can detect alie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me thetruth, "Why are you late?""Dad I went for a movie", "Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments", SplattRaju got a tight slap on the face from the robot."No dad honest I went for the movie Sex Queen." Shame on you son when Iwas your age I never used to do such shameful things."splatt and slaps all round! that was funny.. wish there was such a robot..the world would be a more truthful place honestly ;D ;D ;D ;DSplatt, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.Hearing all this, Raju's mother comes walking out of the kitchensaying, "After all he is your son, he will be like you!", to which the robotsteps up and gives a resounding slap on Raju's mothers face."
Quote from: gogannaka on March 26, 2008, 11:24:04 AMLOL kar ka bari Husnaa ta ga wannan joke din ;DThe joy of motherhood continued to build and, just as he was just about to lay his third egg, he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shout "James, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting in bed!"
Quote from: HUSNAA on March 26, 2008, 02:22:22 PMI saw Muda's joke.. its jaded.. seen it many times so doesnt arouse my fire... best bit of it was turns green next to a better specimen.. ;D ;D
Quote from: ajingi on March 31, 2008, 03:52:51 PMA flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace. very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport. "Aminu kano airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007" "Do you copy?" Kano tower;- "yes Alhaji Smith we kofi" British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults" Kano tower;- "kai haba!" British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt get that" Kano tower; - "okay phlight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?" British Airways; - "Negative power in engines dead" Kano tower;- "Walahi?" British Airways; - "Negative didnt copy" Kano Tower;- "Kan you kom down to altitude twenty thousand pit?" British Airways;- "negative tower, wings wont respond" Kano tower;- "kai!" British Airways;- "negative didnt copy that tower" Kano Tower;- "okay d flane will kom down in som tym due to low injin fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due 1st sebenty digri" British Airways;- "Negative, cant activate the landing gear" Kano tower;- 'wayyo!' British Airways;- "awaiting order, flight 007" Kano Towers;- "okay refit apfta me" British Airways;- "okay what?" Kano Tower;- "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI!
Quote from: Dan-Borno on March 31, 2008, 04:09:01 PM ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;DmuhahahahahahahahahahaAllah ya kiyaye Angon 2nd quarterof the year.This is one of the best joke in 2008.
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