MY TEXT MESSAGES

[Dan-Borno]

In this era of handset (GSM Mobile phone) hardly
you end the day without receiving a text message
that will either make you happy or pissed you off.

this thread is meant for members to write down their
favourite text messages.  However, members are
advised to EDIT any information he doesnt want to
share with members, like names or any other words
that is STRICTLY FOR HIS/HER EYES.

Let me start with a text message I received from a
loyal friend:

????????????? dug mrg hw is d family? ope all is well?
ur ????????? ve bought a car. n ur blessing is needed
i will cme to ur office later. ve a nice day..

and this one too:

No gold nd silva 2 sent.  no box of chocolat 2 4wrd 2 u.
no scented rose 2 dispatch. no luvly card 2 pas acrs
2 u. bt jst a carin hrt sayin gud day.

Bakangizo banda sharri amma. ;D

[gogannaka]

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[EMTL]

Assalamu alaikum,
friensent a txmessage in it he prayed Allah (SWT) to grant me Aljannah that is real friend.

[HUSNAA]

This is not a text message. I saw it written as headlines on a Chinese English newspaper. For anyone who has been following the Olympic games in Beijing,  should have heard of Michael Phelps the American who has won EIGHT Gold medals. Some wonderful wit wrote in a news paper as headlines

                                                            "Gr-eight Haul of China!"    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[IBB]

Why 'Haul' of China? Is it because he's hauling the golds? LOL

[HUSNAA]

Why 'Haul' of China? Is it because he's hauling the golds? LOL

Kwareckt IBB!  the gr eight haul of china in the bird's nest of china near the great wall of china..... what a howl!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[*~MuDa~*]

Last year if i havent forgotten, i started a post just lyk this, everyone went bersek till i was driven to the point of embarrasment, lol, some people made it sound as if i was trying to learn how to fly with a rocket. Well Allah has answered my prayers by bringing my second in command Dan-Borno to the board, welcome my man, whispering *by the way i was posted to YOBE so we could we have a chance to meet very soon kenan ko ba haka ba?*

My contribution very funny...

Wer u @?Sup wit NYSC?
Wat u doin? Wat u
drinkin? Who u
Woein? Any babies
yet? man, i'm gud &
stil breathn. Wat
took u so long? 1.

lol!

[gogannaka]

The GRAMERIAN!! The gramerian woke up in d morn n
saw his house on fire,he picd d fon 2 cal d fire srvc.He
said 'is dis d combnatn officer,pls accelerate wit gravity
n alacrity bcos a gigantic inflagration has engulfd my
domicliary habitation'.B4 d officer cud undastand d
sentence d house ws ashes.

[amira]

Dis is one ma cousin sent to me
one friday.

" Cyclomonoethanoic
  triphenoxyl benzele
  alhydrobutanol, u
  dont need a dictionary,
  its d CHEMISTRY mode
  of saying Jum'aat mubarak "
 
by d tym i read the 1st word i was like What!!!! is he trying to say here

[Dan-Borno]

funny enough, ina ruwan chemical language.

just received this one last night:

"installation fee ok but i no dey 4 anything
monthly fee.  My iska doesnt like such things."

and this one:

"Paradise is a home of Honour, Dignity, Rest,
Satisfaction, Beauty, Joy and Peace.  May
Allah Accept our fasting & Grant u Aljanna
Firdausi".