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Kanoonline JAIL, BEWARE!
« on: January 28, 2004, 06:11:37 PM »
>:(Hello to all, ?:(

I hereby introduce myself as Kanolicious A.K.A ?Kanoonline C.I.A.
 
I come with no MUTUNCI, who eva disrespect the Kanoonline rules, will goto Kanoonline JAIL with no Mercy!

I hereby announce the escape of DANBANZA RELOADED who has murdered 35 agents & escaped from Kanoonline JAIL last nite, if anyone knows anything about his wherebouts, should contact us immediately.

DanBanza Reloaded: Reward $50,000
e bring Justice in K-Online!

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Re: Kanoonline JAIL, BEWARE!
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2004, 09:27:50 PM »
HA! C.I.A?
How comes u r looking 4 them then?
It seems u r not doing ur job right.
As such as your superior i demand 2 c ur resignation letter immediately, ba MUTUNCHI.


Dear Kanoonliners,
VACANCY
this is 2 inform any1 who is interest 4 the job, which was 4maly done by kanoni.....us should post his/her application.
thanks.
arubuta
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Re: Kanoonline JAIL, BEWARE!
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2004, 11:10:21 PM »
So i want u 2 arrest Kofa n Tsumburbura, b'cos zey r ze most notorious members in zis site, zey habe eben alleged a pake accusation zat zey INEC oppicials habe collected bribe prom us A.O.P.P ze winning party.

Saboda haka i want u 2 make a research about zem u will c zat i'm not lying.

An gibe us ur pool introduction, JJC!
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Re: Kanoonline JAIL, BEWARE!
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2004, 12:04:54 AM »


Yeah man, arrest Tsimbirra for the karya she did  about the bribery!

Abeg make u lock them for sail.

LOL

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Re: Kanoonline JAIL, BEWARE!
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2004, 01:00:49 AM »
:(

Due to further circumstances, the reward is now $100,000
for ANY information of DanBanza or his wherebouts!

Someone reported earlier this morning that he was seen
in the early hours of today Hijaking a couple on their way
to Kwantagora. Anyone who know his wherebouts should
immediately report!

Beware, this fellow is dangerous & well armed!
e bring Justice in K-Online!

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Re: Kanoonline JAIL, BEWARE!
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2004, 01:37:15 AM »
thanks man for coming to our rescue.and there is makahon ingila in this site.
n GOD i trust

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Re: Kanoonline JAIL, BEWARE!
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2004, 01:54:59 AM »
 :-X  :o:-X  :o:-X  :o:-X

Dansanda  :o
oyayya ruwan zuma, in kasha......

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Re: Kanoonline JAIL, BEWARE!
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2004, 02:25:17 AM »
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 ?:-X ?:o:-X ?:o:-X ?:o:-X

Dansanda ?:o

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Re: Kanoonline JAIL, BEWARE!
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2004, 09:12:08 AM »
Assalamu alaikum,
Kanolacious, your uniform look more like that of a Pilot or Dan Agaji but you claim to be a Police..........
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Re: Kanoonline JAIL, BEWARE!
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2004, 10:22:02 AM »
lol! hehehehe  ;D
may b he's an air police!
 just realised that nothing is what it seems.

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Re: Kanoonline JAIL, BEWARE!
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2004, 12:49:47 PM »
Haba, why una de afraid of dis no where police!!!, Do wat ever  u like, not only break the law, u a licenced to kill the law, but with one condition:
Ur pocket must be heavy hefty. Remember na Nija police he be.

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Re: Kanoonline JAIL, BEWARE!
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2004, 04:53:22 PM »
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Haba, why una de afraid of dis no where police!!!, Do wat ever ?u like, not only break the law, u a licenced to kill the law, but with one condition:
Ur pocket must be heavy hefty. Remember na Nija police he be.

Yeah man, soon the onlinerz will spoil him with chuwa-chuwa!
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Re: Kanoonline JAIL, BEWARE!
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2004, 05:27:06 PM »
Kai Kai KaI.......
I hope this dan sanda will adhere to the "do and dont" ummita preached to us @ Daily Nasiha to Forum Members. Cos chuwa-chuwa na Kaba'eer to Kabari direct..

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Re: Kanoonline JAIL, BEWARE!
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2004, 06:57:28 PM »
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Assalamu alaikum,
Kanolacious, your uniform look more like that of a Pilot or Dan Agaji but you claim to be a Police..........


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Re: Kanoonline JAIL, BEWARE!
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2004, 06:36:29 PM »
Yau akeyinta a kanoonline :o  ;D

wayaga dan bindiga  ;D  ???  ko wa zai kama?

 


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