Laugh Out Loud

[MatureLady]

Hahahaha!!!
Oh Oooooooooh!!!!

[gogannaka]

what a mature introduction :D :DYou r wecome to the family of konline 8)

[MatureLady]

La goganaka  :o
Rufamin Asiri oo
But u don't know what am laughing about do u?

[Guduma]

Hehehehehe......Maturelady, can i guess what u r laughing at?

[Anonymous]

Hi

Another joke about hell.

Two friends, John and Sam, are killed together in a car crash.
John finds himself sitting in Heaven, playing a harp and he wonders where Sam is.
He goes to the Heavenly Gateman and enquires about his friend.
"He's gone to Hell" says the Gateman, parting the clouds and showing John his friend Sam in Hell. Sam is sitting holding a whisky bottle and has a beautiful young woman sitting on his knee.
"Oi" says John "That looks a lot better than Heaven to me."
"Well" says the Gateman  "Do you see that whisky bottle your friend Sam is holding? It has a couple of holes in its bottom. See the young lady? She hasn't. It really is Hell!"

[Bashir]

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: ?PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS?

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: ?PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT? The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: ?BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS?

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: ?NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN? The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read: ?NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00?

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper read: ?NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE?. The Bishop was buried the next day.

[Anonymous]

nwawo jaki ya zama lahaula.  ;D ;D ;D

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[Anonymous]

bullshit. ::)

[Anonymous]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D s.h.i.t
ama go 4 that b.i.g.s.h.i.t lesson

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Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?  

 
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MUDACRIS

wayyo! waz ze chicken looking at ze road when it waz kurossing ze streets? did a crazy direba splash it on ze road, or what? somebody flease say something?

[IBB]

;D ;Dhhhhmn matured lady. can anybody translate this name 4 me plssssssssssssssss

GOGANNAKA: hey ibb it means BALAGARGIYAR MACE

LOL

[kofa]

nice jokeskam

[Anonymous]

GOGANNAKA: hey ibb it means BALAGARGIYAR MACE

LOL

YES BALAGARGIYAR MACE JUST LIKE YOUR MAMA ;D
OR IS YOUR MOTHER NOT A MATURELADY? :-/

[Anonymous]

YES BALAGARGIYAR MACE JUST LIKE YOUR MAMA ;D
OR IS YOUR MOTHER NOT A MATURELADY? :-/

                 Ouch!!!!!! ;D